Name: Qooc

A place for all those little things that get said, and are Quoted Out Of Context! ====================================================================

Message Number: 1
Date: Wed Mar 25 03:16:42 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#324)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Garfield, Has this elephant thing gone too far???????

You say to Garfield "i need an elepahnt joke, I thought you were the person to see"

Garfield (Gimme a cheeseburger) says to you, "Okay, Ill get on it"

Halbarad (left head) says , "What? The elephant? Phwoar."

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Message Number: 2
Date: Wed Mar 25 06:30:22 1998 PST
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Shouldn't it be your EARS that hurt?

Claudette shouts "I hate pierce ears they are a pain in the arse!!!!"

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Message Number: 3
Date: Wed Mar 25 10:31:37 1998 PST
From: SisterMcBeerian (#15)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: i think not.

Father_Spam(R) exclaims , "Then you must suck worse than I do!"

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Message Number: 4
Date: Thu Mar 26 04:55:23 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Dan and his e-mail

i am sat next to Dan IRL and he says I can check his e-mail for him, imagine when I see this... (he subscribes to this)))))
University co-eds as you've never seen them!

Fresh, hard bodies that are ready to please!

Universitybabes has the freshest, most sought
after adult content on the web today!

This weekend only: Free Membership!!

now we all know what kinda mail dave gets... love Claude

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Message Number: 5
Date: Thu Mar 26 04:58:35 1998 PST
From: Sharrow (#397)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: last mail

Erm...claude.......there wouldn't be some kinda address with that last email would there??? ;)

Sharrow - em's gonna kill me.....;)

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Message Number: 6
Date: Thu Mar 26 04:59:11 1998 PST
From: Dave (#376)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: You missed one

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and Tommy Lee home video right through your browser.... 24 hrs a day
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"Say hey I like fe-mail

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Message Number: 7
Date: Thu Mar 26 04:59:48 1998 PST
From: Em (#458)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: re: last post

kill you???? why would i want to kill you???
me??
*Em grabs her handcuffs out of her bag and throws them in the general direction of liverpool*

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Message Number: 8
Date: Thu Mar 26 05:39:20 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Tarot and my body

Claudette strips
< Disconnected: Tarot total: 14 >

Well someone doesn't know a good body when they see it.....

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Message Number: 9
Date: Thu Mar 26 07:17:03 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Tarot

Tarot shouts "hi beep"
< Disconnected: Beep total: 11 >

Popular guy.

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Message Number: 10
Date: Thu Mar 26 07:33:05 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: odd

Player name Connected Idle time Location
tarot (#99) An hour 0 seconds The pool pit
Fighter-mage ('421) a Second A second Flooded_room
etc
total: 11 players, 4 of them whom have running away from nuns lately.


int he already connected hmm

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Message Number: 11
Date: Thu Mar 26 07:50:43 1998 PST
From: Em (#458)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: hmm..

Dave (Sir) shouts "I want your mum."
Claudette shouts "feck orf"

something i should know about here????

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Message Number: 12
Date: Thu Mar 26 07:53:08 1998 PST
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: erm...

YOU WHAT?!

You see Pool Table, Pool Hall Bar, Chris the Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, Sheep,
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, and Sheep here.
Tarot and fighter-mage are here.

lets not ask.. eh?

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Message Number: 13
Date: Thu Mar 26 07:54:59 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Sheep

what is this invasion of the sheep in here, they are following fm, except chris who is al mine

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Message Number: 14
Date: Thu Mar 26 07:58:04 1998 PST
From: fighter-mage (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: tarot + chris, now we know why he was scared

Tarot hugs Chris the Sheep with affection.
yah sheep shager :)

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Message Number: 15
Date: Thu Mar 26 08:01:27 1998 PST
From: fighter-mage (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: pervert

Halbarad (left head) says to Tarot, "I'll zip it onto a floppy tonight."
"make ip your own mind

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Message Number: 16
Date: Thu Mar 26 08:15:31 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Now i am really worried

You sence that Dave (Sir) is looking for you in Squizzy's tavern
He pages, " look... there's something ive been eamning to tell you..io love you"

arrg scary

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Message Number: 17
Date: Fri Mar 27 08:13:09 1998 PST
From: Dave (#376)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Sear and Claudette

Sear says, "Yeah I can't get through the day without it"
Claudette says, "Is that way yout Juice tastes strange"

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Message Number: 18
Date: Mon Mar 30 00:38:28 1998 PST
From: Si (#377)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: A very, very desperate bloke...

Father_Wildcard (Catatonic) shouts to fighter-mage "Please come up here.....please?"

Jesus, i know some peopel turn like that in prison....but this is BAD!
Si

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Message Number: 19
Date: Mon Mar 30 04:59:12 1998 PST
From: fighter-mage (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: dave

is this an admission?
fighter-mage shouts "i refuse to go out with wild, the only male who will do that is dan,
"
Dave (Sir) shouts to Father_Wildcard (Feckin' College!) "Grins"

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Message Number: 20
Date: Mon Mar 30 05:03:19 1998 PST
From: Dave (#376)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Yes

Yes

What wmore can i say

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Message Number: 21
Date: Mon Mar 30 05:06:53 1998 PST
From: fighter-mage (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: flee

are these directly connected?
--------------------------
*Qooc (#874) has just been sent new mail by Dave (#376).
@nn
Message 20 on *Qooc (#874):
Date: Mon Mar 30 14:03:19 1998 BST
From: Dave (#376)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Yes

Yes

What wmore can i say
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< Disconnected: Silverain total: 12 >

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Message Number: 22
Date: Mon Mar 30 05:12:42 1998 PST
From: fighter-mage (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: dave werid or what

Dave (Sir) waves at sheep.
Dave (Sir) says to sheep, "how are you lot?"
Dave (Sir) says to sheep, "so why are followinf fm>?"
i think he has gone mad

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Message Number: 23
Date: Mon Mar 30 05:13:56 1998 PST
From: Dave (#376)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Sheep

Me gone mad?

It's better to talkt to sheep than , do what ever it is thta Tarot and Fm do to sheep ;)

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Message Number: 24
Date: Mon Mar 30 05:56:17 1998 PST
From: Si (#377)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Heard, just this very minute

Claudette : Em, I've got a acamera, for the time they come over, 36 exposures...
Em: uh huh
Claudette: Sex?

Women, leaving us none for us men now adays!
Si

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Message Number: 25
Date: Mon Mar 30 05:57:31 1998 PST
From: Si (#377)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: I misheard

Claudette : No si, this is for the time she comes over this weekend

Now, that is the "Dodgy sentence of the day" because i wasn't quite sure which "Come" she meant....
Si

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Message Number: 26
Date: Tue Mar 31 01:36:43 1998 PST
From: Dave (#376)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Computers

Tarot says, "computer eject dave"
The Computer replies, "Ejecting Dave from here...."
The Computer says, "Unauthorised access by Tarot."

WTF?

Computers now a days, they'll turn on you when you aren't looking.

Dave

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Message Number: 27
Date: Tue Mar 31 01:37:25 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Dave and Tarot

so the relationship is progressing well then.... ;)

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Message Number: 28
Date: Wed Apr 1 02:20:15 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Fag break

so, Okay it wasn't on the MOO but.....
Fighter mage sayds I dion't like fucking.
Sear says Oi stuop it I'm getting wet.
well, it was funn6t att the time

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Message Number: 29
Date: Wed Apr 1 04:07:08 1998 PST
From: fighter-mage (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: wildcard will be jelious

Claudette shouts "sear I love you!"
Sear shouts to Claudette "I love you too"
wildcard get your act togeter your losing claudette, to sear

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Message Number: 30
Date: Thu Apr 2 03:06:41 1998 PST
From: Bukkem (#273)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Si can't read?

< Connected: Sear, total: 9 >
Si shouts "arse!"
-----
Either he just can't read, or he's dyslexic

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Message Number: 31
Date: Thu Apr 2 05:06:59 1998 PST
From: Si (#377)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Saints fans, bah!

Superpie pelvic thrusts round the room
Shows you, they'll even get shafted by thin air...;)

Si

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Message Number: 32
Date: Thu Apr 2 05:26:00 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Nortomns introduction to me...

Norton says, "Hi, all -- I'm in and out working"

heeh! Di Do I want to know?????

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Message Number: 33
Date: Thu Apr 2 05:49:13 1998 PST
From: Sharrow (#397)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: grin

Em asks, "you live in the same road ass bulk?

cough cough say no more......*grin*

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Message Number: 34
Date: Fri Apr 3 04:40:11 1998 PST
From: Superpie (#371)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: ??????

Foske shouts, "hi everyone !"
Claudette shouts, "feck off"


what did he do wrong? ..... it makes no sense

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Message Number: 35
Date: Mon Apr 6 04:16:55 1998 PDT
From: Bukkem (#273)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Oooops

Bukkem shouts, "aaaarrrrgggghhhh!! people"
< Disconnected: Garfield total: 6 >

I didn't mean to scare him off :)

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Message Number: 36
Date: Fri Apr 17 16:26:15 1998 PDT
From: Dave (#376)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Top Moo Addicts

What is with the top addicts list?

1. Father_Wildcard (#3) 2:14:21:33

according to this Wildcard is the top addict spending a total 2 days and 14 hours online per day?
I love compression, don't you?

Dan ;)

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Message Number: 37
Date: Mon Apr 20 07:54:01 1998 PDT
From: eeeee (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: no one cares

look how considerate people on this moo are
eeeee shouts, "hello help dan has bugger up my char"
Superpie is now ignoring shouts.
Garfield (I hate cabbage) is now ignoring shouts.
Dave is now ignoring shouts.

thanks people

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Message Number: 38
Date: Tue Apr 21 02:39:38 1998 PDT
From: Superpie (#371)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: me and my singing

Superpie is gonna have to sing now
< Disconnected: Garfield total: 6 >
i`m not that bad am i?
Doh!

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Message Number: 39
Date: Wed Apr 22 01:46:55 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Tarot.

Tarot shouts to Garfield (I hate green stuff) "Yeah it is cool i am playing with it now"
so. now we know what Tarot gets up to.

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Message Number: 40
Date: Wed Apr 22 02:47:15 1998 PDT
From: Sear (#1091)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: pleh?

Player name Connected Idle time Location
----------- --------- --------- --------
Bukkem (#273) a second 2 seconds Sand & Mercury

Work it out yourself!
Sear.

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Message Number: 41
Date: Wed Apr 22 07:41:42 1998 PDT
From: Sear (#1091)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Fighter

< Connected: drizzt, total: 11 >
Father_Spam(R) shouts, "lovely"
Saskia shouts, "amen to that"

Sear.

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Message Number: 42
Date: Wed Apr 22 07:48:19 1998 PDT
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: ergh

for gods sake..
everyone should learn to hate..

You say, "darren do something about drizzt"
Invalid Darren command.

al.

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Message Number: 43
Date: Fri Apr 24 08:20:29 1998 PDT
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: plerp?

< Connected: SQuiZZY, total: 3 >
@who
Player name Connected Idle time Location
----------- --------- --------- --------
SQuiZZY (#631) 3 seconds 0 seconds ** Nowhere ** (#-1)
Claudette (#105) 34 minutes 9 minutes Jack's Cell
Father_Jack (#2) 57 minutes 19 minutes Jack's Cell

Total: 3 players, 1 of whom has embezzling lately.
look
I couldn't understand that.

say hello
I couldn't understand that.
@parent #-1
#-1 does not exist.

Charming!

al.

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Message Number: 44
Date: Mon Apr 27 02:37:14 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Slacker and Grammar

Father_Slacker (DOH!!) says , "how turned it off"

Hmmm. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Wildcard

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Message Number: 45
Date: Mon Apr 27 02:38:21 1998 PDT
From: Father_Slacker (#1)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Re: Slacker and Grammar

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, shudup ;)

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Message Number: 46
Date: Mon Apr 27 06:37:35 1998 PDT
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: me

SQuiZZY shouts, "hiya!"
Si shouts, "BOO!"
Beep is now ignoring shouts.

I guess I just have that nack...

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Message Number: 47
Date: Tue Apr 28 04:05:16 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Squizzy

SQuiZZY shouts, "bugger"
SQuiZZY shouts, "thats what sex does to you"

Hokay then squizzy, we all understand. No.. really.

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Message Number: 48
Date: Thu Apr 30 08:20:24 1998 PDT
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: verbs

You just laugh, wink, grin, hi5, frown, kick, punch, giggle, cry, nod, fart,
pinch, pat, wave, blush, blink, feh, smooch, shrug, ignore, hug, sneeze, hsha
ke, french, purr, sigh, comfort, cringe, pout, bow, kiss, chuckle, poke, hicc
up, spork, cuddle, eye, snuggle, hold, lick, pet, tickle, rotfl, fdl, sorry,
apologize, brb, brow, cul8r, goggle, gibber, waddle, drool, shove, grab, tut,
beam, wow, burp, bburp, yawn, coo, chortle, clap, mgrin, wgrin, igrin, wonde
r, dream, groan, curtsy, fume, tongue, laff, titter, guffaw, snigger, cough,
spit, whuggle, complain, gurn, swoon, alarm, hmm, gasp, smug, cackle, bam, sl
ap, smirk, applaud, evil, snort, totter, tears, puke, spank, thwap, paper, gl
oat, belch, creep, sulk, nut, chined at Maudlin

what do yuo mean my social verb isnt working? im a friendy guy!!
al.

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Message Number: 49
Date: Fri May 1 04:07:07 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Tarot

You say, "hi"


was it something I said?

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Message Number: 50
Date: Fri May 1 04:22:56 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

Hmmmmmm..... Breasts on the mind from one of our more prominent players: Claudette (Hong Kong Phooey) tits as she thinks and gets on everyones nerves: Claudette (Hong Kong Phooey) tits as she thinks and gets on everyones nerves

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Message Number: 51
Date: Fri May 1 05:28:08 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Em

Em (Addiction=Desire) looks down and reads her breasts;)

She WHAT?????

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Message Number: 52
Date: Wed May 6 00:55:34 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

it may be 9am, but really.. tish tish..

Si shouts, "argh! claudette is coming!"

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Message Number: 53
Date: Wed May 6 03:11:50 1998 PDT
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: too werid

what the hell does this mean?
em (no idea/) shouts, "yay bono having orgasms!"
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 54
Date: Wed May 6 03:41:09 1998 PDT
From: em (#458)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: heh...

okay...


Claudette (Herf the Planet) goes to look at some swedish sites on the net
em (no idea/) switches her pager to "vibrate"
Halbarad (right head) says to Garfield, "I'd try and get on Bulk's at some point."


am i the only one who notices these *coincidences...*

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Message Number: 55
Date: Wed May 6 03:44:28 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Pointless

em (no idea/) says, "heh....."

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Message Number: 56
Date: Wed May 6 05:14:16 1998 PDT
From: Superpie (#371)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: say ha ha when your drunk

Pingu waddles up to you with a message from Claudette
She pages, "Lockey lockey lockey. (with dan) smothered in chocolate sauce"


Oh the evils of alcohol cloud the mind

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Message Number: 57
Date: Wed May 6 05:44:13 1998 PDT
From: Sharrow (#397)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: wlaes and wildcard

You ask, "So whats up in wales then?
Father_Wildcard (Catatonic) yawns.
You say, "Thought so

Sharrow - yay being in liverpool

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Message Number: 58
Date: Thu May 7 04:49:57 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmmm

Halbarad (right head) shouts, "BAH coding"
< Disconnected: Silverain total: 14 >

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Message Number: 59
Date: Thu May 7 04:57:21 1998 PDT
From: Beep (#292)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

Beep is now accepting shouts.
Beep is now accepting shouts.

nice to know you care.

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Message Number: 60
Date: Thu May 7 05:00:01 1998 PDT
From: Beep (#292)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: oh dear

last mesage should of read....

Beep is now accepting shouts.
Sharrow shouts, "cool"

nice to know some cares :)

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Message Number: 61
Date: Thu May 7 05:00:50 1998 PDT
From: em (#458)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: more proof....


i was walking home with Dan yesterday and we were talking about his room and this is what he said...

"i've had Lockey, Alex, and Owen in there...."

i dont think i need to say anything else...

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Message Number: 62
Date: Thu May 7 05:02:43 1998 PDT
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: re: em's qooc

i have never being in dan's rooms so it is just what he wants to happen
he can't pull anyone so he has to make things up

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Message Number: 63
Date: Thu May 7 05:09:14 1998 PDT
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: em, something your not telling us

Si shouts to em (Oh My God The Comedian's A Bear!) "You fear for your behind?"
em (purple shimmy) shouts to Si "She was a role model slapper and we always tried to get
he r pants of when she phoned"
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 64
Date: Thu May 7 05:17:05 1998 PDT
From: em (#458)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: here we go

claudette says to Dan: "why are men so confusing?"
dan replies "well, it depends what what confused about what.."

question answered???

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Message Number: 65
Date: Mon May 11 04:58:56 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Tarot

Contents: Various Vacume attachment, small fury animals, hand cuffs, whiped

Hand cuffs, Whipped cream and chris the sheep.

well, I know I shouldn't comment, but we;ll, he iS welsh.......

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Message Number: 66
Date: Tue May 12 05:27:16 1998 PDT
From: Sharrow (#397)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: I KNEW IT WAS HIM!!!!!


Sharrow shouts, "AAAARRRRRR RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ITS THE LAG MONSTER!!!!
< Connected: Garfield (Arse Burgers!), total: 9 >
Odie (Randy Mandy) shouts, "arrrrrgh

*grin*

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Message Number: 67
Date: Wed May 13 01:47:09 1998 PDT
From: em (#458)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: reunions...arrrrr!


Bunny shouts, "Odie come to me!"

*cough* yeaaaahhh, okay then....;) i dont wanna know:p

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Message Number: 68
Date: Wed May 13 03:05:32 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Bunny, Leonardo DiCaprio and Odie. On the Titanic.

Odie (shy but flirty) bonks Leo over and over

Bunny drops Leonardo DiCaprio.

So now we know exactly how well Bunny and Odie know eachother ;)

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Message Number: 69
Date: Wed May 13 05:13:26 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmm

Garfield (Feck Pears!) shouts to em (by night I'm one hell of a lover) "I'm allready on!

Hmm

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Message Number: 70
Date: Thu May 14 08:06:31 1998 PDT
From: J (#316)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Dick Guest

Claudette (Phillipa Chicken) says, "arse"
Odie (little miss giggles.) says, "probably wants to be dick guest"

Whatever

- J

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Message Number: 71
Date: Fri May 15 07:50:09 1998 PDT
From: Em (#458)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: "heh

Em (purple shimmy) shouts to Triton "Hiiiiiiya!!"
< Disconnected: Triton total: 10 >

was it something i said???? *grin*

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Message Number: 72
Date: Fri May 22 03:22:28 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

Father_Jack (feck off cup!) says, "it's a hchallence." You mean challenge? I think you're typingly challenged mate ;)

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Message Number: 73
Date: Fri May 29 02:49:01 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmm

This is a paged conversation between me and a guest - strange.
Interesting logic anyway.

You sense that LarryDuff_Guest is looking for you in The Bar. It pages, "G'day little fella. So you a Pommie barstifd or what?"
page guest Wales, UK.
It pages, "Oh yes. I like the Wesh. Pissheads to the last."
LarryDuff_Guest sees : Halbarad (both heads) hmms.
It pages, "Well true, some Welsh prefer singing, or eating leeks."
page larry I can't stand leeks. And I dont' sing either
It pages, "Ah, so your really a Frenchman is disguise then,"
page larry No, I'm not French either.
It pages, "You are indeed an elusive fellow!!!"

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Message Number: 74
Date: Fri May 29 04:13:30 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Heh

tm> Tarot (BAH Microsoft!!) shouts "yay b@shotu hi beepernie"

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Message Number: 75
Date: Tue Jun 2 04:40:39 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Sharrows Butt.

HMMMM well i knew Sharrow had a large butt but this is rediculos....

Sharrow shouts, "LAGGY ARSE!!!!"

so his arse lags behing him.. now thats BIG....... ;)

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Message Number: 76
Date: Mon Jun 8 06:45:07 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Er, stamina...

You sense that Wildcard is looking for you in FECK.
He pages, "Trust me, dribble was doing it all morning."


"how would he know?
SI

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Message Number: 77
Date: Tue Jun 9 04:50:24 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: em, sweata and other nice things.... ;)

em before her media exam " I'm sweating like I've been masterbating for a month"
in front of a crowd of people..... nice one em ;)

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Message Number: 78
Date: Tue Jun 9 05:05:08 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: headline on yahoo!


Clinton urges Unity on Drugs

headline on yahoo!, make of it what you will.....

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Message Number: 79
Date: Mon Aug 10 14:46:50 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Garfie and His dog...

On the phone to Garfield on Sunday He said some rather strange things... Holly is his dog btw....


Garfie: (yelling at his dog) Holly no. No.
Me: Wjat's she doing????
garfie: eating something between my legs....

Uh YEAH!!!! I can see how that can be interpreted as gross, no *really*....

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Message Number: 80
Date: Wed Aug 12 02:42:52 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: re Garfie and his dog

i always did think there was something going on between those two

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Message Number: 81
Date: Wed Oct 7 01:26:55 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Awww....Innit Sweet?

Si says, "i just care about everyone i know."
You ask, "Even me?"
Si says, "i suppose."

See? All that sarcasm is just Si's way of hiding his soft center ;)

Wildcard

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Message Number: 82
Date: Wed Oct 7 01:40:57 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: HAHAHAHAH! REVENGE!

Father_Wildcard (The Anti-Santa) says, "I'm not really a bastard though, I've actually realised I am a romantic."

Sure, and i'm really sure Stalin was a nice bloke once you got to know him.

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Message Number: 83
Date: Mon Oct 12 03:19:48 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: A WHAT?????

[Shouting] Tarot runs around looking for a psrync

Looks like you need a typist more like :)

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Message Number: 84
Date: Mon Oct 12 03:32:18 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Oh dear

Tarot shouts, "i know you have been busty"

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Message Number: 85
Date: Mon Oct 19 07:47:51 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: NIce guy huh?

You say, "I'm goin home.
Father_Jack cheers.

Bastard

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Message Number: 86
Date: Thu Oct 29 02:37:14 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Scared

halbarad exclamed while driving home from the cinema the other night.

Where is the road?

are you scared me and garf were, cos we were in the car with him

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Message Number: 87
Date: Tue Nov 3 04:00:58 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: si

si says "I want 2 b a tree"

we knew he was not human, this proves it

tarot

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Message Number: 88
Date: Tue Nov 3 04:25:30 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: WHAT??!?!?!?

You sense that Tarot (chuffin mad for it) is looking for you in Lonesome Float LTD.
He pages, "Giggle lick the poll

Who's Giggle? Why would you want someone to lick a poll? Do you like licking polls? OR do you not like this Giggle bloke, and you want him to lick it so that he'll get a horrid taste in his mouth? Explain yourself!

Wildcard - Chuffin' Confused.

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Message Number: 89
Date: Mon Nov 9 09:43:20 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: beep and God

beep asks, "too damn drunk? is there such a state?"
God says, "Yeds"
i just thought it was cool....

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Message Number: 90
Date: Tue Nov 10 05:39:30 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Mebbe God needs some more code ;)

Claudette (You POTATO!) says, "god has a problem
God says, "Yes"

Mebbe I need to work on the intelligence of one of them....either God or Claudette ;)

W.

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Message Number: 91
Date: Tue Nov 10 05:40:47 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: re mabbe God needs some more code ;)

nah god is fine the way hi is,

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Message Number: 92
Date: Tue Nov 10 06:35:52 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Now that's what i call artificial intelligence...

You kick Kenny.
Kenny leaves the room

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Message Number: 93
Date: Mon Nov 16 00:59:43 1998 PST
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Yum, dinner

Father_Spam(R) shouts, "Hump a chicken patty!"
SisterMcBeerian shouts, "i wonder if that's the new riceroni flavor..."

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Message Number: 94
Date: Mon Nov 16 05:47:53 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Claudette = dodgy woman

Claudette drops Whipped Cream
Claudette (KKKAAAAABBBLAM!!!!) asks, "why do you think I keep that handy?"
Si says "er....lubrication?"

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Message Number: 95
Date: Tue Nov 17 03:46:47 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: says it all really

Claudette (No Alarms, No surprises) exclaims, "i am the turbo slut!"

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Message Number: 96
Date: Tue Nov 17 07:03:37 1998 PST
From: Beep (#292)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: eh?

what is a turbo slut?

Beep

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Message Number: 97
Date: Fri Nov 20 05:53:19 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Bill - controlled by wizards, feared by all.

[+][public] Father_Wildcard says, "Okay everyone. Hold onto your hats ;)"
[+][public] Father_Jack says to Father_Wildcard, "whenever you're ready ;)"
[+][public] Bill has connected.
Bill has connected.
[+][public] Father_Jack covers his eyes

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Message Number: 98
Date: Wed Nov 25 02:06:25 1998 PST
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Sucking up to the management, are we?

[+][Public] Teeline says to Father_Jack, "not gonna cum in?"

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Message Number: 99
Date: Fri Nov 27 06:01:30 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Halbarad, a electronic girlfriend?

[+][Public] Halbarad says, "I remember you could do it with a CPC in the 80's"

Hmm, how about having a affair with a zx81?

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Message Number: 100
Date: Fri Nov 27 06:02:26 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Affair with a ZX91

I left the ZX81 for the CPC

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Message Number: 101
Date: Wed Dec 2 21:24:38 1998 PST
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Fine, brag to the whole MOO, why doncha...

[+][Public] Kara got lucky

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Message Number: 102
Date: Wed Dec 2 21:42:00 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Here's your invite, boys

[+][Public] Teeline asks, "LIKES???"
[+][Public] Teeline exclaims, "I LOVE SEX!!"
[+][Public] Kara giggles at Teeline.
[+][Public] Teeline exclaims, "NYMPHO???(SP)!"
[+][Public] Teeline grins.
[+][Public] Teeline exclaims, "Sex Sex Sex!"

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Message Number: 103
Date: Wed Dec 2 21:47:38 1998 PST
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Is this an invitation?

[+][Public] Purple_Passion asks, "four way?"

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Message Number: 104
Date: Fri Dec 4 00:47:35 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmmmmmm.

[+][Public] Father_Jack says to Si, "that's coz i have a LIFE ;)".

Hmmmmm. You lying fecking bastard. You're just like the rest of us. No life....no hope....in fact, no hope of a life. Get over it ;)

Me.

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Message Number: 105
Date: Fri Dec 4 00:51:37 1998 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Wildcard's post

You're just JEALOUS!

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Message Number: 106
Date: Fri Dec 4 00:53:42 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Jack's post

Me? Jealous? Of YOU?!?!? I think not. I resigned myself to the fact that I haven't got a life a long time ago. And I find it sad that some people just don't seem to get to grips with this fact, and they lie to themselves in order to try and make their pathetic existence more meaningful. Let's face it, if you had a life, you wouldn't spend 75% of your working day talking to Si ;)

Me. Again.

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Message Number: 107
Date: Fri Dec 4 01:02:04 1998 PST
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: life

We all have lifes it just a matter of opion as to what is a life
i have a nice life, but other people think that i don't have a life
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 108
Date: Fri Dec 4 01:04:05 1998 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Wildcard's post

at least i don't go around posting inappropriate things to moo mailing lists all day long!

..or do i?

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Message Number: 109
Date: Fri Dec 4 01:04:48 1998 PST
From: fighter-mage (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: yes you do

yes you do
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 110
Date: Fri Dec 4 01:05:14 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Urm.

That's a good point. Unless I rename this to *qooc.....and discussion of qooc and anything else you wanna do ;)

Yeah. Sure.

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Message Number: 111
Date: Fri Dec 4 03:30:09 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmmmm. Jack and bizzare farmyard practises?

[+][Public] Halbarad asks, "How do you have sex with a chicken?"
[+][Public] Father_Jack exclaims, "drrrink!"

Hmmm. Okay. Sure.....RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

Me.

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Message Number: 112
Date: Fri Dec 4 14:23:12 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: fighters life

we don't care if fighter has a life or not.. soetimes I just want to deprive hi of the privalige of being alive ;)

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Message Number: 113
Date: Wed Dec 9 04:26:12 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmmmmm. You sure?

[+][Public] Kara says to Beep, "I am keeping an open mind about England. I'm not cheap."
[+][Public] Kara runs off to put some clothes on, be back in a sec

Me.

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Message Number: 114
Date: Wed Dec 9 08:07:50 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: rivermoo, so so slow...

RiverMOO is home to 865 players and 8,402 objects.
Three players are connected to RiverMOO, and are enjoying 12630.8 seconds of lag.
Si

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Message Number: 115
Date: Fri Dec 11 03:25:52 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: I don't wanna know what Si does when he's bored, thank you.

[+][Public] Si says to Kara, "sorry, just bored, trying to entertain myself"

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Message Number: 116
Date: Fri Dec 11 03:36:15 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: I'm fecking not you know.

[+][Public] Kara says, "Wild is putting things in my mouth again."

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Message Number: 117
Date: Fri Dec 11 05:12:20 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Talking to himself again.

Father_Wildcard (Mr. Hanky) says, "Craig, Neil is looking for us"

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Message Number: 118
Date: Mon Dec 14 05:11:06 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

"[+][Public] Tarot wants to do kara

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Message Number: 119
Date: Wed Dec 16 04:41:34 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Closet....

Is this Dan finally coming out of the closet?

[+][Public] Dan says, "right I'm bye."

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Message Number: 120
Date: Fri Dec 18 14:35:54 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: You talk of boredom, this is what *I* see when I idle.

[+][Public] Dan hehs.
[+][Public] Dan slaps himself hard. That's gotta hurt.
[+][Public] Dan studiously ignores himself.
[+][Public] Dan gives himself a hi-5!
[+][Public] Dan hmms thoughtfully at himself.
[+][Public] Dan blinks.

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Message Number: 121
Date: Fri Dec 18 15:00:49 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Uh-oh...what am I getting myself into?

This is what I get for being curious.
Objects owned by Tarot (from #0 to #1391):
[snip]
<1K #432 sheep [Nowhere]
<1K #229 Various Vacume attachment [Lonesome Float LTD]
<1K #523 small fury animals [Lonesome Float LTD]
<1K #530 hand cuffs [Lonesome Float LTD]
<1K #532 whiped cream [Lonesome Float LTD]
[snip]

Kara, hoping what they say about the Welsh isn't true in Tarot's case

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Message Number: 122
Date: Sun Dec 20 04:29:45 1998 PST
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: long verbs

this must be a big verb if it is taking that long to code :)
Father_Jack (#2) 51 days a day Jack's Cell [editing verbs]
can i have a look when it is finished?
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 123
Date: Sat Jan 2 18:47:54 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Is that an offer?

[+][Public] Euclid asks, "hot group sex?"

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Message Number: 124
Date: Tue Jan 5 03:28:09 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmmm.

[+][Public] Kara says, "I want everyone to know that I do not have a vibrator, and I would never buzz it directly into the phone at 5am to wake up Si.
Si says, "which is a bit depressing"

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Message Number: 125
Date: Tue Jan 5 03:28:43 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: channels, and speech

Nope, sorry, that was a differnt conversation NOT on a channel and not related to it
Si

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Message Number: 126
Date: Tue Jan 5 17:19:09 1999 PST
From: Teeline (#1012)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: "Mmm hmm

Yep that was a different conversation Totally.. ;o)

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Message Number: 127
Date: Wed Jan 6 06:21:53 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Yes, exploding IS something to do when bored. Not the BEST idea I've heard, though

[+][Public] drizzt says, "seari drink petrol and then habvving a fag was always a bad idea"
[+][Public] Kara nods to Tarot.
[+][Public] Si says to Kara, "it's just something to do if you're bored..."

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Message Number: 128
Date: Thu Jan 7 03:49:19 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Wildcard + digital sheep

I asked tarot why wildcard was idling....:

You sense that Tarot (chuffin mad for it) is looking for you in Delusions of Grandeur.
He pages, "He is ansiing sheep"
You sense that Tarot (chuffin mad for it) is looking for you in Delusions of Grandeur.
He pages, "He is testing it before he does it on here"

I don't even want to think about this one....
Si

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Message Number: 129
Date: Thu Jan 7 03:51:58 1999 PST
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

[+][Public] drizzt says, "i don't think that it's wildcard we need to worry about"

So what's Wildy been up to while we've been away?? :/

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Message Number: 130
Date: Thu Jan 7 03:53:24 1999 PST
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Wildcard

[+][Public] Si cheers for qooc!
[+][Public] Si licks SQuiZZY.
[+][Public] drizzt says, "i don't think that it's wildcard we need to worry about"

So what's Wildy been up to while we've been away?? :/
Excuse the last mail that made no sense - it erm, yeah.

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Message Number: 131
Date: Thu Jan 7 04:05:37 1999 PST
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: WAR!!!

Si just stomped in the head of drizzt because it has become quite apparent th
at said person is just a total SODDING WASTE OF SKIN!!
Si just called #421 a SODDING NAZI BASTARD!
HATE HATE HATE!!!
Si officially mandates that drizzt be referred to as BUGGER HEAD from here on...heh
Si officially mandates that drizzt get the BLOODY SODDING HELL out of here!
Si screams DAMMIT DAMMIT son of a BITCH at drizzt!
Si screams drizzt is a MORONIC FLAMING BASTARD!
Due to events none of us will ever understand, Si has proclaimed drizzt to be the greatest SODDING JACKASS in world history!!
Si goes home.

And the winner was, Drizzt! All winning tickets to me, and I'll pay out
the winnings in three days.

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Message Number: 132
Date: Thu Jan 7 04:10:15 1999 PST
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: ROUND 2

Si calmly empties his shotgun into drizzt.
The bullet-ridden carcass just sits there for its last mortal moment, then topples over.
Si blows the smoke from the end of his shotgun.
Si bows.
Si goes home.

The score is now 1-1. We are accepting bets for Round 3.

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Message Number: 133
Date: Fri Jan 8 01:04:45 1999 PST
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: tarot admits to thwe sin of idling

[+][Public] drizzt says, "bag bah idlers"
< Disconnected: Tarot total: 6 >
[+][Public] Tarot has disconnected.
tarot was so ashamed of his idling habits he leftr in shame
fighter-mage :)

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Message Number: 134
Date: Fri Jan 8 07:19:33 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Reminder?

Halbarad (left head) shouts, "I HATE CARD GUPPIES"
Tarot leaves to play Card Guppies!!

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Message Number: 135
Date: Mon Jan 11 02:47:26 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Eh?

[+][Public] phred doesn't know of any language you had to write with colour as well as shape
"[+][Public] drizzt says, "there was one it hink that it was lost in about 200 a.d."
"[+][Public] Halbarad says, "I don't think so - it's a PC based architecture."

That's an OLD computer!!! Probably the same age as what Ms-COS (Microsoft Crap Operating System) was conceived on. In fact, I think they use one for our server here in college ;)

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Message Number: 136
Date: Tue Jan 12 07:03:01 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Ahem....

[+][Public] Tarot has disconnected.
"[+][Public] Kara says, "Ooooh, having sex in public"
"[+][Public] Si says to Kara, "nope, he's broken down"

Ah.....the wonders of MOO.

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Message Number: 137
Date: Tue Jan 12 07:04:01 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Cal tarot the AA more like

< Disconnected: Tarot total: 7 >
[+][Public] Tarot has disconnected.
[+][Public] Kara says, "Bah "
[+][Public] Kara pokes Tarot.
xhmm
[+][Public] Si hmms thoughtfully.
xkick tarot
[+][Public] Si kicks Tarot in the head....hard.
[+][Public] Kara says, "Ooooh, having sex in public"
[+][Public] You say to Kara, "nope, he's broken down"

Si

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Message Number: 138
Date: Tue Jan 12 07:05:31 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Wildcard and his typing...

Father_Wildcard (As well you know.) winks, "I'm just too quick ;)"

Sorry, shouldn't that be a T where the Q is?
Si

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Message Number: 139
Date: Tue Jan 12 07:06:07 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Me and my typing

I missed something out, he should have changed the U to a H as well
Si

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Message Number: 140
Date: Wed Jan 13 06:04:20 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Erm.

[+][Public] phred sticks a rose between his teeth and sweeps Teeline into a passionate tango
[+][Public] Kara cheers for phred!
[+][Public] drizzt says, "you free viewing of lesbian sex subscribe here"

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Message Number: 141
Date: Tue Jan 19 05:00:39 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: You offering?

Si says, "g..could have put many other thigns in your mouth"

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Message Number: 142
Date: Tue Jan 19 06:16:39 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Admitting something he shouldn't?

[Shouting] Tarot (NEED COFFEEE) hides before someone mentions his cock up

Yea, we all noticed that your....nevermind.

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Message Number: 143
Date: Wed Jan 20 03:14:39 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: wild on the phone

"hi criag it's edd
wild on the phone last night

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Message Number: 144
Date: Wed Jan 20 03:15:50 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: explination

wilds name is craig not edd. hmm
does he want to be his idle edd that much

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Message Number: 145
Date: Wed Jan 20 03:18:57 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Tarot's last posts

Since nobody could ever work out they mean without looking inside Tarot's head, this is what it should have been.

Craig phone a mate of his last night called Ed, and got an answering machine.
The first thing he said was: "Hi Craig, this is Ed."

Halbarad. (watching Tarot trying to push his keyboard through the desk...)

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Message Number: 146
Date: Wed Jan 20 03:20:36 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: explination

the reason i did not have chance to write them properly as soon as wild saw that i was sending to qooc he started a nasty verb that would boot me in 15 seconds, so i had to type it quickly

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Message Number: 147
Date: Wed Jan 20 06:06:33 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: brilliant ideas! 101 by kara

[+][Public] Si kicks Father_Wildcard in the head....hard.
Kara (bad ass) says, "That's an interesting idea."

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Message Number: 148
Date: Thu Jan 21 14:17:24 1999 PST
From: Teeline (#1012)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Really?

Si is all hard

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Message Number: 149
Date: Mon Jan 25 05:24:07 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: hal

halbarad goes to the loo and finds something to eat.

Hal are u eating the wrong kinds of food or what.

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Message Number: 150
Date: Mon Jan 25 05:31:17 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Twice in as many posts.....

[+][Public] Halbarad types one handed

Hmmmmmm. Do we REALLY wanna know what the other hand was doing?

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Message Number: 151
Date: Mon Jan 25 05:32:28 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Typing one handed

Yes - because I was looking at a page entitled "Naked happy vibrating lesbian sex".

Nah - I was eating a sandwich.

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Message Number: 152
Date: Mon Jan 25 07:41:33 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Ummm...TMI

[+][Public] Claudette has disgusting fantasies an abo8ut Wildcard locked up ;)

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Message Number: 153
Date: Wed Jan 27 11:58:07 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: What to have for dinner? MOI?

[+][Public] phred has joined the channel.
[+][Public] phred licks Kara.
[+][Public] phred exclaims, "ooh, that reminds me .. it's dinner time!"
[+][Public] phred has disconnected.

That's what I get for idling.

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Message Number: 154
Date: Thu Jan 28 04:10:36 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Victim?

[+][Public] Si kicks Father_Wildcard in the head...hard.
[+][Public] Si says to Father_Wildcard, "now now..."

Si kicks Wild, then scolds him? Hmmm.

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Message Number: 155
Date: Thu Jan 28 06:59:49 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Contradiction?

Tarot (chuffin mad for it) is not mad

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Message Number: 156
Date: Fri Jan 29 05:10:33 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Yay! Even HE realises it!

"[+][Public] Tarot says, "i hate me"
[+][Public] Halbarad says to Tarot, "Well, that's good, cos so does everyone else ;)"

Ahhhh.

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Message Number: 157
Date: Fri Jan 29 05:12:48 1999 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Offspring

On the way here listening to the new offspring album.. this happenbed.
Si: "lockey (fighter-mage) just die"
Offspring album : "Now thats something evryone can enjoy@

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Message Number: 158
Date: Sat Jan 30 17:27:04 1999 PST
From: Dan (#376)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Strange what some people get up to.

[+][Public] Kara (black clad) says, "That's strange."
[+][Public] Kara (need valium!) wets her lips.
[+][Public] Kara (poetry goddess) licks herself.
[+][Public] Kara (vodka swilling) says, "Shit."

Dan.

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Message Number: 159
Date: Wed Feb 3 08:20:51 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Ummm...now I REALLY wanna meet him.

Tarot (chuffin mad for it) is a total wanker
You giggle at Tarot (hi De Ho).
Tarot (chuffin mad for it) says, "i am a wanker"

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Message Number: 160
Date: Wed Feb 3 08:28:12 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Victim?

Tarot (chuffin mad for it) puts a pillow on kara's desck to protect it from kara's evil head

Fine...he likes the desk better than me! ;-)

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Message Number: 161
Date: Wed Feb 3 08:41:57 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: hmm

Kara (I yield to no one!) says, "You're a stronger man than I.

hmm i hope so cos from what i have been told your a woman. at least i hope so or i am goign to be in for a nasty surprise

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Message Number: 162
Date: Thu Feb 4 07:55:12 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Identity problem.

Pi (Born to be a Brownie) says, "I've always hated claudette"

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Message Number: 163
Date: Fri Feb 5 02:23:36 1999 PST
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Sad me

Unhappy, log on here and join the club
Counting started Thu Feb 4 12:17:13 1999 GMT
Since then, there has been 211 grins.
There has also been 706 cries.
This means that CraggyIsland is a sad MOO.
Someone in a mood?
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 164
Date: Tue Feb 9 04:30:12 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Keep away from wildcard...!!!!

Father_Wildcard (But what can you do?) asks, "So, wanna shag now or shag later?" #

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Message Number: 165
Date: Thu Feb 11 01:56:22 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

[+][Public] Si (Wildchild) asks, "but i mean how the hell? can you just imagine it? someone in the morgue, the doctor annoounces cause of death as lockey..locekts? eh?"

That's a hell of a typo....I think you nearer the mark the first time.....death by Lockey!

Wildcard

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Message Number: 166
Date: Thu Feb 18 07:18:11 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Beep has a secret Spice Girls watch?

You exclaim, "I have a Spice Girls watch though!"
Beep says, "you said that would be our sectet"

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Message Number: 167
Date: Fri Feb 26 10:43:53 1999 PST
From: Teeline (#1012)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Heh...

He pages, "Ok .. take care ... have fun with purple"

How'd he know?

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Message Number: 168
Date: Mon Mar 8 06:50:32 1999 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

[+][Public] Halbarad (left head) shoves it hard and it goes in.


eeeeew!

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Message Number: 169
Date: Thu Mar 11 01:51:44 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: RL but still funny

Tarot says to me 'Have you ever heard of a band called Deep Purple?'
Rest of the room cracks up in laughter.
Bloke goes 'I'm hurt - you made me feel old'.
Heh

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Message Number: 170
Date: Thu Mar 11 03:33:00 1999 PST
From: Laura-Ewa (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: we Love him really. No really. Honest.....


[+][Public] Laura-Ewa (Shaft!!!!) asks, "Craig ill?"
[+][Public] Tarot (NEED COFFEEE) says, "it is really really cool"

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Message Number: 171
Date: Fri Mar 19 06:18:17 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Women will just try to use ANYTHING...

I mean i know about women and buzzing things...and then pagers...but this is just ridiculous

Kara exclaims, "My machine is making a loud buzzing noise!"
Si

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Message Number: 172
Date: Wed May 12 05:27:32 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Admission?

[+][Public] You say to Tarot (hi De Ho), "Real men don't giggle."
[+][Public]Em (Oh My God The Comedian's A Bear!) says to Kara, "gay men do;)"
[+][Public] Father_Jack (thank the lord i'm welsh!) giggles.

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Message Number: 173
Date: Wed May 12 06:35:52 1999 PDT
From: Laura (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Beep and Harry Kim


Laura (Reservoir Frog) is trying to find a picture of The USS Voyager
Beep asks, "what about harry kim?"
Captain Harry Kim enters the room

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Message Number: 174
Date: Wed May 12 08:22:33 1999 PDT
From: Neo (#286)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Interesting question...

Halbarad (right head) asks, "Are you typing without using the keyboard again?"

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Message Number: 175
Date: Mon May 17 11:32:04 1999 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Urm....obviously....

[+][Public] Laura (Born to be a Brownie) says to Em (Sleeping), "get the sleeping pills?"

I guess she did ;)

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Message Number: 176
Date: Fri May 21 05:09:31 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Tarot appears to be the only one who REALLY wants to know this info

[+][Public]Tarot (chuffin mad for it) says to Si (ARSE!), "you have a come at home dont you?"

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Message Number: 177
Date: Fri May 21 05:10:54 1999 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Tart(o)...again.

[+][Public]Tarot (NEED COFFEEE) says to Kara (bitch), "i'll get you period"

What can i say?
Si

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Message Number: 178
Date: Wed May 26 05:58:14 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hehe

This came up in the middle of a discussion about Saabs...

[+] [Public] Kara (poetry goddess) says, "Although the dress really does look better without underwear."

Ok...

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Message Number: 179
Date: Tue Jun 22 12:33:14 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Craig talking in his sleep.

[+][Public] Craig (Catching some Z's) says, "I work in Spar."

Just can't get over working at Spar now he's talking in his sleep...

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Message Number: 180
Date: Tue Jun 22 16:47:11 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Um.

This is what you see when you idle.
[+][Public] Craig (Catching some Z's) says, "I work in Spar."
[+][Public] Craig (Catching some Z's) says, "I work in Spar."
[+][Public] Craig (Catching some Z's) says, "I work in Spar."
[+][Public] Craig (Catching some Z's) says, "I work in Spar."
[+][Public] Craig (Catching some Z's) says, "I work in Spar."
[+][Public] Craig (Catching some Z's) says, "I work in Spar."

Yea. Will someone please shut him up?

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Message Number: 181
Date: Thu Jun 24 07:45:15 1999 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Help!

Beamish_Guest says, "This place is really out of wack. I'm leaving.""

Any translations, anyone???

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Message Number: 182
Date: Sun Jun 27 09:43:31 1999 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Weather Report

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Weather: Partly Cloudy - The temperature is 14.4 degrees centigrade. It is rai
ning.

Typical, huh? ;)

-Jack

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Message Number: 183
Date: Mon Jun 28 05:59:26 1999 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: err, yea.

Halbarad (left head) embraces Jaguar XJ-S V12 in a long, passionate kiss.

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Message Number: 184
Date: Tue Jun 29 02:57:23 1999 PDT
From: Jessica (#1457)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Can we say overactive drive here?

[+][Public] Father_Jack (black metallic) fecks at all idlers.

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Message Number: 185
Date: Tue Jun 29 03:19:39 1999 PDT
From: Sister_Caffeine (#1156)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: man, i'm good.

[+][Public] Jessica exclaims, "Yes!"
[+][Public] Jessica exclaims, "Yes!"
[+][Public] Jessica exclaims, "Yes!"
[+][Public] Jessica exclaims, "Oh god Yes!"
[+][Public] Jessica exclaims, "Faster!"
[+][Public] Jessica exclaims, "Faster!"

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Message Number: 186
Date: Thu Jul 1 04:51:11 1999 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: wack?

Wack - We would say out of 'sync' possibly. a bit round the bend.

Si

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Message Number: 187
Date: Sat Aug 21 20:23:19 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: What a nice exit.

[+][Public] Teeline spanks the heck outta Kara (black clad).
[+][Public] Teeline (Sleeping) has disconnected.

Spank and run. Gotta love it.

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Message Number: 188
Date: Thu Sep 2 08:21:43 1999 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

i think it's getting a little too much.

[+][Public
] Halbarad (right head) exclaims, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PROBE THE FUCKING SCSI BUS
WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN YOU PIECE OF CRAP!"

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Message Number: 189
Date: Thu Sep 9 03:16:47 1999 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

bit personal, innit? ;)

[+][Public]Halbarad (left head) says to Father_Jack (Idling), "Did you get your
shaft?"

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Message Number: 190
Date: Wed Sep 15 07:17:07 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Re last post

The shaft in question was a driveshaft for his car, and would have been typed as that if my Mac didn't sometimes swallow sections of input during downloads...

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Message Number: 191
Date: Thu Sep 30 02:44:51 1999 PDT
From: Jessica (#1457)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Some things just don't need to be known

[+][Public] drizzt pulls outr a 24 inch dildo
[+][Public] Jessica says, "Put your toys away and go play with the other little boys and girls.."
[+][Public]drizzt says, "what do you think i am doing.."

Can we say...FREAK!

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Message Number: 192
Date: Thu Oct 21 06:41:30 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Halbarad's Summer Vacation

This came up just after Hal's comment...unintentionally.


[+][Public] Halbarad (left head) exclaims, "The only way I can think is a headlin like 'Sick of leafing through your Porn mag collection to find your faviour tit shot? This scanner is the solution! Scan all your favourite women into your computer, and have them all in a databse!"
[+][Public] Halbarad (left head) sighs loudly.
[+][Public] Kara (feck) says, "My Summer Vacation...I mean, the DX200 HP Scanner, by Llion Weller."

It makes sense though...doesn't it?

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Message Number: 193
Date: Thu Nov 4 08:07:55 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: That kinda thing's not my bag, baby!!!

[+][Public] Halbarad (right head) exclaims, "Oh yeah, I love translucent vibrators - they're just my
thing!"

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Message Number: 194
Date: Fri Nov 5 04:32:10 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Apparently not as good as we thought!

[+][Public] You say to sharrow, "So how're you doing?"
[+][Public] sharrow (taking a kip) has disconnected.

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Message Number: 195
Date: Sat Nov 13 05:47:31 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Whatever does it for you.

Tarot (chuffin mad for it) cuddles warmly with Earwax Candle.

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Message Number: 196
Date: Wed Nov 17 09:21:38 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: The effects of fish on Welshmen.

[+][Public] Kara (vodka swilling) thumps Halbarad lightly onna head with a fish.
[+][Public] Halbarad (Sleeping) has disconnected.

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Message Number: 197
Date: Mon Nov 29 08:28:43 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Eh?!

[+][Public] Halbarad (right head) says, "I could just walk out and gothome
couldn't it."

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Message Number: 198
Date: Wed Dec 1 06:42:17 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Heh.

[+][Public] Caffreys_Guest exclaims, "I LOVE NUTS!"

Nuff said.

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Message Number: 199
Date: Wed Dec 22 08:24:29 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Another reason to be VERY afraid.

[+][Public] Halbarad (right head) wiggles his bottom naughtily.
[+][Public] Father_Jack (black metallic) smooches Halbarad (right head).

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Message Number: 200
Date: Wed Dec 22 08:36:30 1999 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

[+][Public] Halbarad (left head) asks, "Can you have multiples at once?"

any pointers, anyone?

-jack

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Message Number: 201
Date: Wed Dec 22 08:41:48 1999 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

..and yay to hal for (deservingly) getting post #200 on *qooc!

-jack
,

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Message Number: 202
Date: Thu Jan 27 05:05:08 2000 PST
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmmmmm.

[+][Public] Halbarad (left head) exclaims, "Mount! Mount! Mount!"
[+][Public] Tarot (HERF) exclaims, "PHWARRRRRRR!!!!"

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Message Number: 203
Date: Thu Jan 27 05:18:40 2000 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: DISGUSTING

Halbarad drops Halbarad's Turd.

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Message Number: 204
Date: Thu Jan 27 05:38:52 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: OK...

Tarot (NEED COFFEEE) goes to the big boys room

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Message Number: 205
Date: Tue Feb 1 07:32:15 2000 PST
From: Superpie (#371)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: hmm

[+][Public] Halbarad (left head) yays loudly for Incest

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Message Number: 206
Date: Tue Feb 1 07:40:28 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Bunch of fucking bollocks.

That last post is a complete and utter piece of shit. That wasn't the complete sentence.
The complete sentence was 'Halbarad yays loudly for Incesticide and headphones.'.
So Superpie can go fuck himself for trying to be cool by misquoting what people say, little fucking tosser that he is.

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Message Number: 207
Date: Thu Apr 6 08:24:34 2000 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Erk!

Livid (Herself) exclaims, "You still haven't done me yet!"
Livid (Herself) says, "I'll get a burst of energy and do it myself if you're
not careful."

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Message Number: 208
Date: Mon Apr 10 07:21:13 2000 PDT
From: Elrond (#1721)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Insane women

Beauty laughs.
Beauty cackles insanely.
Beauty grins like a madman.
Elrond thinks hell get away from the insane woman.
Laura has disconnected.

Not that one!

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Message Number: 209
Date: Wed Apr 19 11:33:56 2000 PDT
From: Swatcat (#1703)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Craig's private life

I really did not want to know this:

Craig (Une Royale avec Fromage.) has to shoot off for a bit...

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Message Number: 210
Date: Thu Apr 27 01:10:47 2000 PDT
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *Wizardry (#275) and *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Upon my return...

Craig [to Father_Spam(R)]: Remind me later to draw up a list of wiz stuff you need to do...You've been a wiz here 2 years....and done about an hours wiz work ;)
Craig (Dogmatic!) grins at you.
You say to Craig, "You forgot about the months of moral support, and keeping my fecking mouth shut for once!"
Craig (Sugar Free) grins at you.
You say, "That second item was the toughest."
Craig (Just Looking...) nods at you.
Craig (All monkeys are French.) grins.
Craig (Barely Clerkin') thanked God for that small mercy ;)

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Message Number: 211
Date: Thu May 11 10:30:43 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Yes, well.

Garfield (BUFFY!) says, "Hang on, need to dump."

Nice.

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Message Number: 212
Date: Fri Jun 30 07:30:05 2000 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Hmmmmm....finally she admits that she's a little slut

Buffy (Blind Panic) sits here with a penis in her mouth
Buffy (I'm covered in Mocha!) winks, "Penis is tasty ;)"

Of course, it's Si I feel sorry for :)

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Message Number: 213
Date: Fri Jul 14 08:03:30 2000 PDT
From: Mephisto (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

[+][Public] Slacker (All powerful) says, "time for another desk-wank" [+][Public] Slacker (Blimey, thats good!) says, "hope I didn't say thay outloud"

aww.

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Message Number: 214
Date: Mon Jul 24 07:09:27 2000 PDT
From: Laura (#105)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Craig shares TOO much.

Craig (Mystery Man) winks, "Starting to stiffen up now ;)" Craig (Mystery Man) winks, "Starting to stiffen up now ;)"

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Message Number: 215
Date: Mon Jul 24 15:26:15 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Urm.

Steve (YAY PALM III's) says, "will i will phone him up in a min just to big him"

Urm - in what way 'big him'?

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Message Number: 216
Date: Fri Aug 18 08:35:49 2000 PDT
From: Plumduff (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

[+][Public] Jaded moans!
[+][Public] Triton says, "ok, maybe I can get it up somewhere here then..."

heeeheh

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Message Number: 217
Date: Tue Mar 27 00:21:50 2001 PST
From: Trinity (#1441)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Radio

Ok, this isn't *quite* quoted out of context, but it made me laugh like crazy.
I was ridding in a friends car the other week listening to the radio. As we traveled we started picking up another station on the frequancy to which we were listening. As the two stations faded in and out on top of each other this line came through:
"Who let the dogs out?.. for the longest time..."

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Message Number: 218
Date: Sat Sep 22 11:52:40 2001 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Heh

[+][Public] Steve (YAY PALM III's) asks, "why is your cat illegal?"

Try smoking it...

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Message Number: 219
Date: Mon Feb 4 12:57:15 2002 PST
From: Plumduff (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: ouch.


@lags
One each 10 seconds, oldest to newest:0 24 0 0 6 263 3 5 216 0
@lag
The lag is about 51.7 seconds. It is getting worse.

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Message Number: 220
Date: Wed Mar 13 05:40:18 2002 PST
From: Plumduff (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject:

[+][Public]Laura (Queen of Laziness;)) says to Plumduff (Have I left the gas on?), "Can i have a job? can I be cheif hob nob muncher?"

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Message Number: 221
Date: Thu May 9 11:56:32 2002 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: Er...

[+][Public]Steve (Editing Lord) says to Plumduff (tongue twisted), " hmm defiantly know what i did wrong now then"...

So...defiantly....

Rather than definately?

I am wrong! But I don't care 'cos I will DEFY YOU!

Heh heh heh...

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Message Number: 222
Date: Fri May 23 06:15:51 2003 PDT
From: Plumduff (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: fine!

[+][Public] Slacker (dinner time) has connected.
[+][Public] Plumduff (milky milky!) kicks Slacker (Bonus!!) in the head...hard.
[+][Public] Slacker (risky 8) has disconnected.

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Message Number: 223
Date: Fri Jan 12 08:56:08 2007 PST
From: Plumduff (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: oh dear

[+][Public] Slacker (china plate) says, "time to go home and start copying my Girls Aloud collection onto my new iPod"

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Message Number: 224
Date: Mon Jan 15 01:57:54 2007 PST
From: Slacker (#1)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: RE: oh dear

bugger, I forgot all about *QOOC

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Message Number: 225
Date: Fri Feb 23 09:08:22 2007 PST
From: Plumduff (#2)
To: *Qooc (#874)
Subject: oh dear.

"I once tried this tactic, got hammered and cycled home anyway. I fell asleep on my bike whilst going down a main road and fell off. Twice."

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