Name: Hotlist Results
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Message Number: 1
Date: Sun Jan 17 07:06:11 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten things to drink down the Pub!
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] Scotch
9] XXXX Gold
8] Vodka Sunrise
7] BEER! LOTS OF BEER!
6] Coke
5] Bitter (what else is there?)
4] Dog's Urine
3] WKD!
2] BMW! (Baileys + Malibu + Whiskey)
1] VOLSK!!
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Message Number: 2
Date: Wed Jan 20 22:33:12 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten amusing ways to annoy Tarot!
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] flick his bra strap
9] not finding an appropriately creative way to annoy
8] Who is Tarot?
7] Sing 'Brimful of Asha' at him
6] Call him a fat bastard
5] Give him oral sex (wait no, um, well anyway....)
4] BOOT THE F****R!
3] Lock him in a room with Wildcard
2] Call him the B word
1] Sing George Michael songs at him.
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Message Number: 3
Date: Thu Jan 21 02:58:50 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten substances to lick off a womans body
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] the fresh pulp of a ripe passion fruit
9] banana yoghurt
8] Drrrink!
7]
6] Permission denied
5] Her tears
4] Tomato Puree
3] Greek yogat
2] another woman ;)
1] Chocolate saurce
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Message Number: 4
Date: Sun Jan 24 06:36:09 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Things to do with a Nintendo Game Boy
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] Use it to torture kids by forcing them to play tetris till the end of time
9] play with it's buttons and knobs
8] Turn it inside out, sell it for $9,000,000 as modern art.
7] throw it at Bill Gates' face
6] Tetris (still the best)
5] Err....game boy enema?
4] lick it off a woman's body
3] Burn it Ralphie!
2] Paper Weight
1] Eat it
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Message Number: 5
Date: Tue Jan 26 01:54:57 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: This is a test list to see if the closing works properly.
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
5] Permission denied
4] test
3] Arse!
2] This is a test
1] "Herf!
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Message Number: 6
Date: Tue Jan 26 05:44:46 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten ways to NOT impress a girl on the first date
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
6] offering to show her your prince ablert
5] being a transexual....
4] Saying cheerfully, 'You REALLY need to clip that nosehair!'
3] Telling her that the people in Sodom really knew the score.
2] Vomit everywhere
1] Farting to the song from father ted
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Message Number: 7
Date: Fri Jan 29 09:26:30 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Surprises for a Lover
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] All naked, all the time
9] you are blind
8] she's a man baby! yeah!
7] splitting up with them?
6] You're pregnant, You prefer his best mate to him. After sex mubmleing in a confused way, 'It's never been like that before'
5] Waking up one morning and making a remark about having your gun cleaned.
4] Frog
3] He thinks you're called Judy, when really it's John.
2] Your collection of girlyboy vids and mags under your bed (alan partradge)
1] Your having an fair with a sheep named flossy
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Message Number: 8
Date: Sat Jan 30 04:49:33 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten things better than being a wiz
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
7] sleep
6] Pot nuff said
5] Urinating or masturbating backwards
4] being the tripple breasted whore of ecroticon ^
3] not being single
2] 8 Pints of Lager, 3 tequila chasers, 4 WKD, followed by a snog, a kebab and a good nights sleep.
1] Sex
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Message Number: 9
Date: Sat Jan 30 20:12:53 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten ways to painfully kill yourself!
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] I concur with Falling in Love. It killed me, not so softly.
9] Put your own head in a cheese press
8] run run over by a bulldozer
7] Get involved in the theatre (no, really, I love it)
6] swallow sulphuric acid
5] lag overdose
4] have a razor blade milkshake!!!
3] Fall in Love.
2] Talk to claudette for 30 mins
1] Listen to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On.
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Message Number: 10
Date: Sun Jan 31 08:16:40 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten CLASSIC Computer Games....Not MODERN!
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] Horace Goes Skiing!
9] I had a Tandy computer when I was about 8 (18 years ago *gasp*) and I recall playing some really cool game on there, but do you think I can remember the name of it. no.
8] Treasure island dizzy
7] Space Invaders for a B/W only Atari
6] pon.g...natch
5] Rogue
4] frogger!
3] Repton
2] Chuckie Egg!!!
1] Elite (The Original)
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Message Number: 11
Date: Mon Feb 1 05:48:00 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten machines to port Linux to.
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
8] Sodding Telewest's Customer Service Computer
7] My dildo
6] Bernina Industrial (oh, I thought it was put linings in)
5] ZX 81 ;)
4] Kara's VCR
3] My washing machine
2] Sharp ZQ 128k Organiser
1] The Gameboy
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Message Number: 12
Date: Thu Feb 4 19:49:59 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best Way to eat a Creme Egg...
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] Lots of tongue
9] off a womans body?
8] Don't
7] Melt it in the microwave and eat what dosen't catch fire
6] eat the insides with a straw
5] Hmmm.....eat it out of....no...too messy...;)
4] just eat the outside of it and wipe the inside on someone elses face
3] Break it in half and spoon it out with your fingers
2] Stick the whole thing in your mouth....and suffocate...TRY IT TAROT!
1] Bite the end off and lick out the inside.
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Message Number: 13
Date: Mon Feb 8 01:52:23 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten valentines (or not) tunes. yes, I'm feeling a tad mushy.
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] Princess Die - Angel Cage
9] Closer--NIN
8] I Don't Mind If You Forget Me - Morrissey (okay so now you know I hate V-Day)
7] some weird sin - Iggy Pop
6] Love you to Death - Type O Negative
5] Shes got issues/ (it's not there)
4] Feelings - offspring
3] Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter - Iron Maiden (I'm in a bad mood)
2] In the Family - Korn ;)
1] Never really loved you anyway- the coors/ rearviewmirror- pearl jam.
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Message Number: 14
Date: Tue Feb 9 07:53:08 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Things To Say To A First Date To Guarrentee A Shag
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
8] @hotlists
7] If I knew how to guaraentee myself a shag, would you respond.
6] ...and what do you say to a cup, father?
5] You, me, here, now
4] gon on go on, go on!, you will, you will YOU WILL!!!!
3] @grincounts
2] So, when the 6th number came up......
1] do you sleep on your stomach? no? then you won't mind if i do.
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Message Number: 15
Date: Sat Feb 13 12:05:39 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 Bad Excuse for Being Crap at Coding
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] Fingers being broken
9] no money in it
8] I'm Wildcard
7] a) Because I'm not academically trained in it; b) My computer SUCKS!
6] If it's not morse code, then why bother?
5] not having the time
4] why bother learning, when jack wildcard do all the programing than needs doing round here
3] It's not BASIC
2] "Being dsylexic?
1] Go Ask Slacker.
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Message Number: 16
Date: Mon Feb 15 16:00:34 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do with a coke bottle?
Reply-to: Father_Wildcard (#3)
10] Pitch it! Coke sucks!
9] build a fancy new home
8] Stick it up Kara's sister's nose
7] burn it, in fact, burn everything
6] hit wildcard ont eh head with it
5] I'm sure you can find some oraphis big enough to take one
4] Turn it into a petrol bomb.
3] Permission denied
2] I'll stick this up your arse!
1] Drink coke from it?
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Message Number: 17
Date: Sun Feb 28 08:36:23 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best looking cars ever made?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Gremlins! Now them was some fine pieces of machinery!
9] Lotus Esprit Turbo Es Custom Build ^. 6.0L 60V v10 Twin-Turbo Fucking Fast version
8] Lotus Elise...without a doubt.
7] BMW Z3
6] TVR Chimaera
5] lotus 7
4] TVR Chimaera
3] Triumph GT6 V8. Yummy!
2] Ferarri F40
1] Jaguar XJs 5.2 V12
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Message Number: 18
Date: Sun Feb 28 08:38:31 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ugliest Cars Ever Made.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Old volvo's. The newer ones are looking okay, though.
9] si's head
8] Permission denied
7] Gremlin
6] Permission denied
5] any volvo ever
4] Every Ford Ever.
3] Ford Ka. Suzuki Wagon R.
2] Austin Allegro. Bleargth!
1] Permission denied
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Message Number: 19
Date: Sun Feb 28 08:39:50 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten inventive people for a Star Trek captain!
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Ozzy Osbourne
9] Harry kim! Harry Kim!!!! Just want to see more of harry kim! (take that whichever way it strikes you ;))
8] James Hodegses (Sear)
7] Father Dougle McGuire.
6] Stephen Roberts (well at least i would give the command fire)
5] Captain Kirk (um)
4] Ronald McDonald
3] Janet Reno
2] Mr.BLOBBY!!!!
1] steven hawkins
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Message Number: 20
Date: Mon Mar 8 09:40:36 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do with a Furby
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Roll it in a huge pick-up joint.
9] Stand it for local government elections
8] apparently you can spy with it!
7] Eat it
6] connect a tesla coil to the power inputs
5] Impale it on a stick, light it on fire, and use it as a torch
4] drown it
3] Skin it, or put safety pins through it ears and try and make it look like areject from the sex pistols
2] teach it to say nothing but feck
1] Hack it so it runs Linux, add Ethernet and turn it into a web server...
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Message Number: 21
Date: Sun Mar 14 08:01:37 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Reasons why Beer exists.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] For me to drink... lots! :)
9] Because there IS A GOD! And he is Good!
8] Um. Because.
7] heres to the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems
6] To get very very pissed
5] People need a satisfying beverage that makes them do ridiculously embarrassing things after having too much of it.
4] Milwaukee
3] To live!!! Life without beer is soooooooooooo boring!
2] to drink it, natch
1] To pay off debts!
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Message Number: 22
Date: Tue Mar 16 00:56:01 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Favourite Film of All Time!
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Episode 1 (well it will be)
9] Naked.....oh that sorta film ;)
8] Episode 5
7] A Life Less Ordinary (for the moment...)
6] Anything not directed by Dean Devlin
5] Pulp Fiction
4] ATM: Leon.
3] Truman Show
2] rocky horror picture show
1] TITANIC
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Message Number: 23
Date: Tue Mar 16 07:33:24 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Can you think about a worse punishment for been locked in a room with laura in a bad mood?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] no
6] Nope, i'd progabably like it ;)
5] Being locked ina room with bill gates naked.
4] being fored to give oral sex to male orangtang with dubious hygine
3] Being locked in a room with ME in a bad mood...
2] Not having a weapon to kill her with
1] Being locked in a room with Dribble.
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Message Number: 24
Date: Fri Mar 19 01:39:44 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten ways to cause pain to Drizzt.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] Stick him in a barrel, add two hunderd double ended nails, and then roll the barrel down everest.
6] Boil him in acid (i have happy thoughts about doing this) Or you s could pluck out his bumfluff mustache..)
5] peal his skin off and roll him around in salt and vinigar
4] You don't
3] Take away his rattle.
2] Tell him Geoffrey doesn't exist (Yes.. he DOES have an imaginary friend...)
1] Create a clone of him and lock them in a room for ever.
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Halbarad (#60), Laura (#105), Tarot (#99), drizzt (#421), Father_Jack (#2), SQuiZZY (#631), and Craig (#3)
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Message Number: 25
Date: Thu Mar 25 04:00:43 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten ways to get squishie slim
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] stick his toes in his nose and make him sniff
7] stop drinking beer? nah, that's impossible.
6] Run him over with a steam roller?
5] distorted mirror
4] Feed him nothing but air for two million years.
3] Yeah.. why do I want to?
2] why would he want to?
1] Cut little pieces off him
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Message Number: 26
Date: Sat Mar 27 12:24:20 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten CRAP tunes of all time.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] B*witched... Fighter-mage get rid of that CD!!
9] Thinking back to country music blob--Billy Ray Cyrus, Achy Breaky Heart
8] anything played on local AM radio stations
7] anything by catatonia
6] Aqua: Doctor Jones, Barbie Girl, + anything else they have donw
5] Elvis presely nuff said ;)
4] Anything by the Cranberries (her voice makes me wanna hit people)
3] Under The Brid ge - AILLL SAINTS VERSION.
2] Cartoons: Uh Ah Eh Oh Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
1] Any Spice Girls, Aqua, or anything like that.
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Message Number: 27
Date: Fri Apr 2 04:42:46 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things that need fixing (In MOO or IRL)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] My dishwasher.
8] My transmission in the Trans Am!
7] hal's car!
6] Too many things to list actually, but stereos are right up there
5] my timetable (i want a 4 day weekend like Arts students get!)
4] My fecking phone line.. *crackle crackle crackle*... 1,200bps!! Jeez...
3] Llandrillo college's network cos it is fecked.
2] page craig Yep
1] My CD player. Damn thing's knackered.
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Kara (#1363), Bill (#1369), Father_Jack (#2), Moonflower (#1319), Silverain (#723), SQuiZZY (#631), Tarot (#99), Halbarad (#60), and Craig (#3)
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Message Number: 28
Date: Sun Apr 18 08:38:19 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do with a nice hot soldering iron.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] alternate heat source on a cold winter night
9] Use it as the critical part of a very big gun
8] Iron *HIS* face with it. :D
7] brand people like cattle as they walk in the dorr
6] Stick it in your ear when you're feeling depressed
5] Toast Marshmellows with it.
4] Throw it at people you don't like!
3] give your self a cheap tattoo
2] Burn your fingerprints off with it, and safly commit any crime you want
1] Insert it into anyone who winds you up.
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Message Number: 29
Date: Tue Apr 20 21:30:34 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Halbarad asks: What is your preferred computer platform? Preferably non-Wintel...
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Umm, whatever's in front of me (sorry, had to be said)
9] Amiga...Workbench...need i say more?
8] lunix, are there any other operating systems?
7] Linux is coll cool but i am forced to use windows (dual boot) :)
6] I've used windows and unix forever! But I would like to know more about Linux!
5] Extremely too bad for me that I've only used Windows since I've owned my own 'puter, but I love UNIX when I get the chance to use it.
4] UNIX: Solaris, RedHat Linux, etc...
3] RISCiX running on an SA-333. Nyah!
2] Amiga....Hopefully the Superchip one ;)
1] Either the Mac or Unix machines.
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Message Number: 30
Date: Thu Apr 22 09:20:13 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 ways to "hal just got a phone
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
2] kick tarot in the head
1] Huh?
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Father_Jack (#2) and Kara (#1363)
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Message Number: 31
Date: Mon May 3 04:52:18 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do when boredom overruns you like a pungent cloud of despair...
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] OCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCDRINK
8] sleep
7] visit craggy island
6] Go and talk to all the wierd wacky people at brock(example topic of conversation yesterrday : mnipples).
5] go fix something! Like my boat, car, or maybe even my motorcycle! NA! watch TV!
4] Pick your nose, or for added fun, someone else's!
3] Eat All-Bran in a town with no toilets OR toilet paper.
2] Play with your mobile phone until somone gets pissed off and inserts it in you.
1] Re-write The Game script and FINALLY format it 100% correct.
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Message Number: 32
Date: Thu May 6 14:40:59 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Which cars would look best if you stuck them on a Range Rover chassis and made a special 4x4 version of it.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Mercedes E (EEEK) Class
9] A Maestro ;) (land vehicle for old people and those in the priesthood)
8] VW camper van ;)
7] FJ Holden :P
6] MINI!
5] lotus 7
4] Bus
3] BMW Z3
2] a beatle
1] Jaguar XJ
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Message Number: 33
Date: Sun May 9 04:31:14 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best ways to kill a star trek charactr (say (iq of) 7 of 9)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] let a wookie strangle it
9] tell them that the ship isn't real
8] give him a red shirt
7] Phaser, setting 7.
6] if we're talking 7 of 9, then naked
5] Make them listen to Janeway saying 'Tom Paris' over and over until they kill themselves.
4] Good old vaportizing phaser i think...but not 7 of 9...harry klim mebbe ;)
3] Deak by airlock!!!!!! ) (i mean death)
2] Chuck him out into the vacuum of space
1] twat him over the head with roy scheider
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Message Number: 34
Date: Sun May 16 04:32:40 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best ways to kill a Teletubby
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] Tie it to an electric fire, and turn it on...it takes time ;)
8]
7] we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn, BURN motherfucker BURN!
6] beaten to death by a Jawa
5] with a spork
4] Fire! Fire! Burn Teletubby! Burn!
3] pull tinki-winki's spike off and stab them all with it
2] stap it repeatedly
1] Peel it, roll it around in salt and then pour petrol on it. Then ignite.
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Message Number: 35
Date: Fri May 28 04:50:12 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ten Ways To Impress Your Girlfriend?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] Buy a strap-on dildo. I know that would impress the hell out of me! :D
7] Wine and Dine her with a theator show on the side!
6] Don't do any of thre following: Teaseing. Tickleing. Crushing her wirhn you are asleep. Making her sleep with her face in your armpit. ;) Don't do these and you'll be fine.
5] get off the computer and visit her maybe....
4] Trampoline!!!!!!!!!!
3] Use two big plates of steel...or a car crusher....oh IMpress..not press....er...damn.
2] Clean her apartment while she's out :-)
1] Cook her a slap up meal
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Message Number: 36
Date: Mon May 31 20:30:22 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 things to do with Red Dwarf MOO'S Database
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Feed a virus to it!
9] give it a sock
8] delete it
7] Roll it up and use it as kindeling
6] Make mad, passionate love to it and throw it away. Hey now.
5] Turn into into a site for Hackimng... or to tech people how *not* to code.
4] "IN THE BIN" ala Eddie Izzard
3] Laugh at it?
2] /dev/null - 'nuff said.
1] Roll it up and smoke it
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Message Number: 37
Date: Tue Jun 8 06:11:45 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Most tasteless car, as in paint jobs, wheels, etc.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] Citroen Sxo.
5] mitsubishi nimbus
4] any chinquechento
3] My dad's old car: snot-green Peugeot 504 sporting lots of rust and holes
2] page silver Hu!
1] hot pink fiat panda with 4" wheel arches and lots of turbo stickers
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Si (#665), Silverain (#723), Beep (#292), Kara (#1363), Halbarad (#60), and Father_Jack (#2)
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Message Number: 38
Date: Mon Jun 21 04:30:08 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Reasons to make Tarot a Wizard.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] Because it would be a really stupid idea...... What your best at :)
8] 'Cause you can
7] Why make him a wizard when he's going to be in America all summer, not really on the net? :-) Just kidding. He'd make a cool wiz.
6] there aren't any. make me one instead
5] Sure why not!!
4] Can you think of a better idea?
3] the boy is dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?
2] Hmm. Um... Well. Nope, sorry, can't think of one.
1] Cos i am great
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Message Number: 39
Date: Mon Jun 28 06:00:57 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ten Reasons Why I Am Great.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] cos your gona make me a wiz
7] Because your shit stinks like everyone elses.
6] Ummmm...
5] Well, there are just *so* many reasons I can't think of one to pu.
4] Yer sexy, why else? ;)
3] Who said you were great again? I know it wasn't me, maybe it was...no...hell, I dunno!
2] feck off
1] Because I said so!
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Message Number: 40
Date: Tue Jun 29 02:37:40 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What can we do to Craig's character to irritate him that he won't realise?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] Change his room to a Spar dealership ;)
7] remove the a key from his keyboard
6] Have him fix his hair and make-up every few minutes..oh wait, doesn't he already do that? Nevermind...
5] make it say that he is a girlyman after every sentence
4] make him say i work in a spar after every sentance he says on a chanel
3] Perverted things, of course
2] Certainly not make him spam the channel with "I work in Spar" over and over again.
1] Make general fun of the fact that he works in Spar. Har har har!
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Message Number: 41
Date: Mon Jul 5 04:23:37 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Assuming I get a job and save up enough, what car should I get to replace my heap of an Uno?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] a lemon (but not a stolen one) :P
5] A Schwinn, it's a step up..
4] Any Toyota vehicle. I like Toyota's. Then again, I'm biased. I'm employed by a Toyota dealership. ;)
3] Something Jaguar. ANYTHING Jaguar.
2] Reliant Scimitar GTE with 3.0 litre V6
1] Fiat Strada. Obvious progression. :)
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Message Number: 42
Date: Thu Jul 29 03:15:21 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten strang/dumb things to do with a friends car.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] saran wrapped the whole car and left it in a grocery store parking lot.
4] Parking it in his bedroom!
3] Dent the hood of it with your head, after falling off the top of it, and knocking off a windshild wiper on the way down.
2] Turn it on its side to "help" with an oil change
1] drive it off a clif for a film stunt
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Message Number: 43
Date: Fri Aug 13 07:05:01 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Worst Drivers and Why.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] The driver of the fire truck that hit spams car
7] Everybody else on the road. Well, everybody else in a Ford, anyhow. ASSHOLES!
6] Everybody else on the road. But that's just my neurosis about driving again.
5] Father Jack (I just barely made it out of Brighton alive! ;) )
4] Old people who think that every day is sunday!!!!
3] Tarot. It's been two months since I let him behind the wheel of my car...with good reason! :-)
2] Little old ladies who cannot see over the steering wheel and drive 20 mph. They drive me insane!
1] "Me, for taking my driving test 5 times...still not passing and scaring the shit out of the examiner by shooting at 50 between two parked lorries with an inch of space on eitherside. Or Penlopy Pitstop.
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Message Number: 44
Date: Fri Aug 13 07:20:21 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to deal with the wanker in a BMW who drives too close behind because he has a stupidly inflated ego.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] Slow down and force him to over take then get in behind him and have your revenge
4] Let him come up really close, and then turn on your foglights. He will think you are braking, and panic. HAHAHAHAH!
3] Drive really really slow in front of them and weave from time to time so they can't pass, and only speed up when there is a really big truck comming in the other lane! :>
2] "change the bmw badge to that of an inferior car ie skoda. The other little BMW wankers will laugh and call him names 'cos lets face it all the cars look the same today. Death through humiliation.....I like it!
1] Uzi mounted behind your numberplate!
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Message Number: 45
Date: Wed Aug 25 10:50:32 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten things about being on holiday
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] being with family
5] Getting stuck in a field at 4am on top of a cliff in Dorset with nothing to your name but a blue Transit van and a can of blue hair dye. Or is it just me? ;)
4] Slobbing around in your flat eating baked beans and playing PlayStation games. No, hold on, it said holiday. Damn.
3] It's not work.
2] forcing friends and loved ones to entertain you :)
1] Eating New Yourk Cheese Cake the Yummyest food ever
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Message Number: 46
Date: Thu Aug 26 02:51:37 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: I want a new car! What should I get???
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] A 99 RamAirIII TransAm, for 33,000 US you could have one of the best american made vehicles made today!
5] Volkswagon Jetta
4] 79 Blazer (just so happens I have one for sale)
3] a V8 landrover (turbo charged)
2] Jaguar V12 Supercharged with 20" alloy wheels, etc ,etc etc, etc, et
1] A Fiat Punto. Logical progression ;)
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Message Number: 47
Date: Wed Sep 1 11:40:09 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten things to get me for my birthday! (Really!)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] Grapes and Cheese ;)
7] Brad Pitt, smothered in whip cream
6] money
5] nothing
4] Monkey piloted jet-powered rocket sled.
3] All my love and respect? ;)
2] a e-mail card?
1] A special anti-wink device
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Message Number: 48
Date: Tue Sep 7 18:39:49 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Substances on the Planet
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Any kind of alcahol
9] Yes, beer. Nitrous oxide a close second.
8] The stuff they make black box recorders from. Why can't they make the rest of the plane out of it?
7] Cocaine. I don't care what you think of me. Thats your problem not mine.
6] Silicon - because it has so many uses, from making nice little CPUs to breast implants...
5] dancing
4] I shouldn't give the answer I want to, so I'll say...chocolate.
3] dried apricots
2] Beer....is there anything better?
1] Coca Cola (I have a longer list, but right now, this is the one I want)
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Message Number: 49
Date: Fri Sep 10 02:04:44 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten ways to hide your MOOing from your boss
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] Hide it beneath a window that looks like real work - that's what I do!
6] Run a MOO as part of your job. Then it's okay! Yay!
5] Since I can't MOO from work... yet, that's pretty easy. Heh. But if and when I can (since we should be getting Internet access soon) I would have to agree with alt-tab. :)
4] Configure all of your applications so that they resemble your chosen MU* client...from a distance you should be safe...
3] You're safe until you forget to @quit one day and he/she finds it and you hear about it in your yearly evaluation. Just don't have the kind of friends who send you kinky messages while you're idle. :P
2] Permission denied
1] Alt-tab. Nuff said. Practice, until you are the fastest alt-tab in the west! If you're on a Mac, install the LiteSwitch extension, which lets you do command-tab...
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Message Number: 50
Date: Sat Sep 11 22:20:46 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Favourite Album released in the past 3 months?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Sorry, had one on the tip of my tounge then lost it
9] Clubber's Guide to Ibiza '99 - The Ministry of Sound
8] Low Fidelity All-Stars: How To Operate With a Blown Mind
7] Driven - Jesus loves you more if you can drive
6] Messenger (sappy stuff with cool accoustics)
5] Smashmouth's astro lounge
4] Invalid argument
3] Hrm, I honestly can't think of one in the past 3 months, but in the past 6 months I would definitely have to say Underworld's "Beaucoup Fish". It was released in the UK last year, but was only released here in the States in April. It's my fave album thusfar this year.
2] @abrt
1] "Either Blink 182 (Cheers Rob) or Feeder - Yesterday came too soon.
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Message Number: 51
Date: Mon Sep 13 10:04:08 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Well, everyone seems to pour insults on my new car (A Fiat Cinquecento 900cc), I would like to see who can come up with the most imaginative insult! Come on! I CHALLENGE YOU!!
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Wanna put that in my trunk or will you just carry it home?
9] That's not a car - cars aren't routinely stolen by mice!!! :-)
8] Feck off yo0u're all bastarrfd12
7] Get a real car; get a Toyota!
6] My skateboard had a bigger engine ;)
5] That's a car?
4] what's a fiat?
3] Skip on wheels
2] a fiat????
1] FIAT OWNER!
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Message Number: 52
Date: Sun Sep 19 11:55:17 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 Best Ways to Wake Up in the Morning
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] to wake up to a big mug of coffee
9] disconnect
8] On top of or under someone, depending on your preference..both sound good to me though.
7] Chocolate Ice Cream. Can be combined with lego, ICQ or sex.
6] Not until about 2pm!
5] Morning sex, of course.
4] A "Uh-Oh" from my icq always wakes me right up!
3] Next to someone wonderful
2] lying on the beach in togs, next to a burnt out fire and empty stubbies, sunburnt and dehydrated
1] Fall into a box of Lego, this happened to me many years ago. It's amazing how pointy Lego can be if you're not expecting it...
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Message Number: 53
Date: Tue Sep 21 01:35:34 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Worst Ice Cream Flavour on the Planet
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] The flavour all icecream goes when it melts and re-freezes
8] Steak & Kidney flavour
7] Peach
6] puke flavor
5] pistachio fudge :P
4] Neopolitian
3] Mint Choc Chip cos it makes me puke
2] mango Weiss bar
1] xmit Ben and Jerry's!
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Message Number: 54
Date: Fri Sep 24 07:41:03 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 Reasons why Hal needs a new keyboard
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] cos he loses his temper and the keyboard gets rammed into the base-unit, normally along the same time as he screams 'Fuck off you Micro$loth piece of shite!!!
6] BEcause I type Lik Toart on this owmne12
5] Because he used the old one to kill fly's with
4] Because he spilt beer all over it (ohwait.. that's why *I* need a new keyboard!) :)
3] Maybe it'll give you some personality? heh ;)
2] Because the one you have is broke?
1] Because no-one types that badly on purpose.
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Message Number: 55
Date: Tue Sep 28 05:10:10 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best ways to liven up the office, when it's really dull.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] A bu big dildo sighted at the bosses desk
9] You people are all lunatics. Starting handles on cars? What on earth? I voted yes on that poll, because it would make it easier for me to nick cars. As for this hotlist, I would have to say, cover your monitor, chair, and phone with purple fake fur then place a disco ball above your desk. :)
8] WATER BALLOONS
7] wear 70's clothes, play ABBA music, and set up a pedicure stall at your desk
6] work
5] Flirt with your supervisor/boss especially if he/she is attractive. Who cares if he/she is married. ;)
4] Hand Grenades....works everytime.
3] Run through the office with nothing but Post-its saying 'lick me' all over you.
2] Cossack dance. Nuff said.
1] Steal a 5-speaker subwoofer soundsystem and play Machine Head really loud.
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Message Number: 56
Date: Mon Oct 4 08:28:45 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Reasons why your're worth a huge salary raise this year
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] Because I work so fucking hard for peanuts now, and it would be nice to finally be financially compensated for it!
8] because if it wasn't for me making the US Air Force happy with the number of parts we will be shipping to them this month and prevent us from loosing their contract
7] 'Cos I'm Me. And I'm GREAT!
6] "because I don't actually get paid so any increase in what I get payed would be nice.....oh on top of that I've got some C4 and some detonators. 50,000 in a bad outside safeways. Nuff said.
5] Cuz I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me! Yeah!
4] because any salary would be a raise for me and then i can stop asking my parents for more money every time i run out
3] Cos i don't do any work
2] Because I'm fantastic. 'Nuff said.
1] Cuz Moms work harder then anyone else in the world
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Message Number: 57
Date: Tue Oct 5 05:11:46 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to torture Neelix so he will die in the most agony as possible.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] Make him work a Bill Walter's show
8] Get him to connect at this time of night when no other gits on.
7] Who is Neelix?
6] for any of you that watched the Cowboy way, The calf in the zoo looked like it would have hert!!!!
5] "use him as a giant clay pigeon for target practice for Voyger.
4] Make him spend and afternoon with Hal
3] Peel him, roll him in salt, then pour acid over his raw bleeding flesh, before running 50,000 volts, leaving a twisted blackened corpse, which will be left on a plinth in Voyager's mess hall, so people can piss on it whenever they please.
2] watch Barney 24/7
1] Usings a chese grater, his head and a large watermelon
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Message Number: 58
Date: Thu Oct 14 05:14:05 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Your Ultimate Computer
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] As long as it turns on and gets you where you want to go, what does it matter?
7] the new amiga
6] You have lost it hal
5] " An ultimate computer would be one which did all my work for me, completed the games that I find too hard bring me an ice cold beer just before I ask for it. in fact everything that Em does for me now....;)!!!
4] I just bought a Palmtype off of ebay and it was so confusing for me I had to send it back, I am now awaiting a laptop I got, but couldnt tell ya what it is, computer talk is Chinese to me.
3] This lovely new thing that is sitting before me is almost my ultimate (or at least I must force myself to think for the first few days of ownership.. .)
2] A PalmPilot style device, running the Palm OS, with a TFT colour screen, 64mb RAM, MP3 and Digital TV playback, and loads of cool software, with video phone facilities with a little CCD.
1] One that does all my work for me just by reading my mind to work out what I want it to do. AND gives me beer while it's doing it.
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Message Number: 59
Date: Fri Oct 15 05:42:27 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: this one is for the welsh lot)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
2] Yep..sure did ;)
1] ooops fecked that up
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Jessica (#1457) and Stephen (#99)
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Message Number: 60
Date: Fri Oct 22 05:44:00 1999 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: (this one if for the welsh) Which are the places i should take kara when she comes over?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] "to Snowdonia! take her to the top of snowdon (by train, obviously!) and show here why we're proud to be welsh.
5] Any of the above sound good (but what the hell do I know?)
4] Where else??? THE 'LARDY!!! Hurrah!
3] dunno where ya live but how bout museum
2] Rhyl. Nah, only kidding. how about Colwyn Bay Zoo. Or Chester Zoo?
1] Canarfon castele
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Message Number: 61
Date: Thu Nov 4 02:31:05 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things you could make in translucent colours so that it would match the iMac, like Nintendo's new translucent N64s.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] Tent guide ropes so more people fall over them in the dark
5] BEER cans (so you can see the goodness inside)
4] Condoms
3] Father_Jack, most definitely ;)
2] computer desks?
1] Translucent vibrating sex toys.
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drizzt (#421), Tarot (#99), Jessica (#1457), Xina (#1377), Justice (#1487), and Halbarad (#60)
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Message Number: 62
Date: Thu Nov 4 13:01:26 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What should kara's "tasteful tattoo be off"
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] my brother has two dolphins swimming around his belly button on the beach tatted on his tummy and it looks awesome!
3] A rampant wildebeest frolicking on the plains of Africa
2] a Celtic eternity knot - which is what I *really* want :-)
1] A sun cos tarot likes it hot :)
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Justice (#1487), Halbarad (#60), Kara (#1363), and drizzt (#421)
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Message Number: 63
Date: Mon Nov 15 09:37:04 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Where could my mind have gone?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] In the gutter
5] to school?
4] " one word. ALIENS!!!!
3] I've got it, and if you want it back, you'll have to catch me ;)
2] I think I saw it wandering in the hall.
1] Basking in the light of a white dwarf star, luxuriating as it works out all the stress that life has caused it.
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Bunny (#541), Justice (#1487), sharrow (#397), Jessica (#1457), Xina (#1377), and Halbarad (#60)
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Message Number: 64
Date: Sun Nov 21 10:30:38 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What makes you go AAAAAARGGGH!!!! DIE YOU BASTARD!!!!
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] speaking to craig fo more than five mins
8] Women.....sometimes.
7] my boss(es)
6] No sex, no booze, nothing to do..all at the hands of an evil little man...grrr..
5] Being completely surrounded by no beer!
4] In laws!
3] "A PC running Windows 98.
2] Stupid directors that ask to change major things at the last minute
1] Customers....plain and simple....but not for much longer!!!
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Tarot (#99), Si (#665), Beep (#292), Jessica (#1457), Father_Jack (#2), Justice (#1487), Halbarad (#60), Xina (#1377), and Craig (#3)
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Message Number: 65
Date: Tue Nov 30 09:46:31 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best ways to eat pizza
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] crust last
7] In total darkness, having been served by a fat Belgian with a handlebar moustache
6] " In Front of a good movie, with beer.
5] cheese first
4] Under a shower with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
3] Have it fed to you..like all other food..
2] Roll it up, squash it (hygenicly) and then eat it.
1] with your mouth (chewing is a plus)
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Message Number: 66
Date: Wed Dec 8 05:22:29 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do to annoying people who hum. Constantly and tunelessly AND NEVER FECKING STOP!!!!!!!!
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Stick a dirty cock in their mouth! Er, I meant sock. ;)
3] Sing loudly in response, or just smack 'em once, nice and hard...
2] Tickle the mto death with a large pink feather
1] Sandpaper! Electricity! Bare wounds and salt! 240v AC! The live CRT of a Macintosh Classic II applied to a sensitive body part! KILL!
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Message Number: 67
Date: Wed Dec 8 09:10:58 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do to bring a sense of serenity to Halbarad
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] One word: Marijuana
4] Get him laid?
3] Kill him
2] Rattle and baby food.
1] Pet him gently, hand him a cup of green tea, and hum a soothing tune ;)
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Message Number: 68
Date: Tue Dec 21 05:18:50 1999 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Suitable engine replacements for a Fiat Cinquecento?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] an orange
6] One of those cool 'Florida Style' fan things, then you can skim over water!
5] an overweight mouse and a hunk of cheese
4] a pair of tired hamsters
3] Those things already have an engine?
2] Braun 1200W Hairdryer
1] Rear mounted 3 litre V6
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Message Number: 69
Date: Wed Jan 19 09:47:14 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What did YOU do on New Year's Eve? (Don't answer this until Jan 1st. Obviously)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] slept through it all
7] Got Drunk, Watched a mate nearly break his arm, met the millenium bug and had sex.
6] Saw a band, drank a bit of real champagne, chugged a bottle of fake champagne, and spent some quality time with my loved one... ;)
5] Got drunk...and would have pulled a Britney look-a-like...but she was married ;)
4] I stayed at home, got drunk, was online, but no sex (not even cyber). Bah.
3] Got insanely drunk and had tactful, and tasteful sex all night long
2] Got insanely drunk and had tasteless sex all night long :)
1] spent it with monuique and paul
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Message Number: 70
Date: Thu Feb 3 04:17:39 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 Ways of Maiming someone with a Smartcard
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] Put it in their nose (it would help to have two)
4] attach it to a stick or dynomite and insert in underware
3] Insert violently in any available orifice and twist slowly.
2] Slowly sawing their head off with one...'specially if they postdate yer pay cheque.
1] Attach razor blade. Insert into anus.
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Message Number: 71
Date: Thu Feb 3 04:22:19 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best ways to injure someone with nothing but a Macintosh Classic.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] Drop it on their head
4] "You're all bastards. Cunts.
3] Permission denied
2] "Plug it in, Boot it up, Make the poor bastard use it ;)
1] Force them to use it!
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Message Number: 72
Date: Thu Feb 3 05:00:48 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Worst things about your job.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Permission denied
3] People--specifically actors, directors, and the like
2] Stupid useless fucking idiotic pathetic moronic hopeless GITS who phone up and say I played the demo of a game off your cd nad bought the full game and it doens't work and it's yoru fault beyase the are USELESS bastardy buggerheads!
1] having to stand there sober when everyone around you is getting pissed
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Message Number: 73
Date: Thu Feb 3 07:15:11 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do with a brand new, gel filled, wrist rest for a keyboard.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Stress Relief Ball replacement?
3] to whack anoying work colegues to death with (after putting nails throught it obviously
2] Lumbar support
1] Use it for sensual pleasuring
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Craig (#3), Tarot (#99), Xina (#1377), and Halbarad (#60)
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Message Number: 74
Date: Thu Feb 10 04:30:46 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Have I lost my mind?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] You just misplaced it; you'll find it again when you least expect it :)
4] Absolutely.
3] Most definately.
2] Nah, you've always been this way ;) But we still love you..
1] Yes
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Message Number: 75
Date: Mon Feb 14 02:12:19 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: The most embarassing thing which has ever happend to you.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] finding out that @abort
3] Lost in Brighton, Red light, didn't stop, nice policewoman having to tell us where to go, brake light not working, nearly crashed into parked car - ARAARARARGH!
2] Having a contact go haywire while meeting a friend in Brighton--blinking and crying all day :P
1] That time I was caught standing over a body with the chainsaw...how I blushed!
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Tarot (#99), Flatline (#60), Xina (#1377), and Craig (#3)
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Message Number: 76
Date: Fri Feb 18 01:06:59 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do when bored, and stuck in an office with a moaning git.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] Ask them to pull that Cable...out of the laser link box...and then stare in the hole.
8] have a local convention for turrets syndrome visit you.
7] Guess it depends on whether or not YOU are actually the moaning git..
6] Aim gun at head. Pull trigger.
5] Dance, dance, dane...
4] Find a nice CRT, open up the rear end, and apply the live wires to moaning git's groin. Listen to screams, and enjoy.
3] impale him with the opme from here
2] Fashion a practical item, such as a hatstand, out of said moaning git.
1] Stick 'em in the office, and brick up the doorway!
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Message Number: 77
Date: Wed Feb 23 07:50:51 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: How can we get more players to connect?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] Promote this MOO on other MOOs is a practical solution. But I like the beer idea alot!
6] FUN! Everyone looks for fun. Friendliness! I have been here for quite some time now and not once has one person said hi or welcomed me to the moo!
5] Bribery, pure and simple (btw, where's the check I was promised?)
4] Color, god help us....
3] Beer.
2] Redirect Lagda to here.....or on a more serious note, how?
1] Become Schitzophrenic...have multiple personality 'players'
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Moonflower (#1319), Justice (#1487), Xina (#1377), Ishmael (#1602), Father_Jack (#2), Craig (#3), and Si (#665)
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Message Number: 78
Date: Fri Mar 10 06:46:47 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to base our guests names on?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] cartoons/comics
8] cocktail names
7]
6] @more
5] Vegetables
4] Caracters from Friends
3] body parts
2] Insects
1] Characters from Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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Message Number: 79
Date: Tue Mar 21 02:28:37 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to get more people to connect here...we want our players back.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] Craftily disguise Craggy as Lambda, and put in a redirecting thing so everyone who tries to connect to Lambda comes here. You would need to have some way of not letting the morons connect however. Seriously though, advertised on Usenet?
7] Did someone say beer?
6] BEER!
5] Offer Free sex to every player that connects.. but the expirey date is a day before they connected.. ;)
4] @more
3] let Ishmael do his job
2] I still say money...and lots of it.
1] Advertise? Oh, we have. Try to get people to bring friends.
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Message Number: 80
Date: Sat Apr 1 10:29:10 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best way to get 2700 quid so I can buy a new PowerBook G3?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] Why would you want one?
7] Work for it
6] Why would you need 2700 squids? Oh, wait. . .nevermind.
5] prostitution, either be a pimp or a whore
4] Sell your body to medical science...
3] This might sound silly, but GET A JOB!
2] sue microsoft, settle out of cort
1] sell your car
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Message Number: 81
Date: Sun Apr 2 03:33:14 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do to my printer 'cos it won't fecking work!
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Take it apart, try to put it together again, fail, take it apart again, and then use it's component parts to create a Hyper-Evil-Nasty-Destructo-Bomb (c) Flatline 2000.
9] Buy a new one maybe?
8] Just drop it..that usually works for me..
7] have it repaired
6] plug it in?
5] sell it to a webtv user
4] throw it at someone
3] eatit
2] beat it with a damn stick
1] Industrial cabling, 60ft steel rod, mountain, lightning strike...you figure it out.
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Message Number: 82
Date: Tue Apr 18 16:49:11 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Uses for a used colostomy bag
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] What the hell kind of fecked up question is that???
9] Fashionable evening bag
8] Use it as a handy portable toilet.
7] use it as a water balloon
6] Christmas present for those relatives you can't stand
5] Whoopie Cushion(tm)
4] Place to put decapitated rabbits.
3] sex toys?
2] Boil in the bag curry sauce...It's been sterilized! It's all clean!
1] F;ling it at people you hate; or Dribble.. ;)
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Message Number: 83
Date: Sun Apr 30 02:33:21 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to bring to the Bash, should it happen
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] A huge Pygmy
9] PIZZA
8] Your Chin
7] Beer for the wizzies.
6] @more
5] a mad cow
4] A Date?
3] your drug/alcohol tolerance
2] Instruments of Death! Well, musical instruments would be more fun really. And some food, preferably strawberry jelly. And some pizza would be good. Any nice Indian Takeaways down there? And cars. CDs. Videos. Other fun things.
1] Earplugs: no seriously, if Em and I are allowed in the same room, we'll be chatting all the time... oh, and a MAsk... so we don't have to watch Em and Rob performing liposuction in eachother ;)
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Ishmael (#1602), Tarot (#99), Father_Jack (#2), Craig (#3), Neo (#286), Vyvyan (#1535), Justice (#1487), Moonflower (#1319), Flatline (#60), and Laura (#105)
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Message Number: 84
Date: Tue May 9 05:38:00 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Your Favourite Film Of The Past 90s
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] Matrix, Sixth Sense, and someothers that I've forgotten and will smack myself later when I remember them
8] Chasing Amy
7] Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
6] The Matrix
5] The Matrix/Ghostbusters
4] The Matrix (best film *EVER*!)
3] Saving Private Ryan
2] Trainspotting
1] The Matrix
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Message Number: 85
Date: Sat May 13 02:19:57 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Your favourite food and why.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] finest marmite on toast. yummy.
7] anything cheesy
6] chinese roast duck. cos no chickens were harmed in its production
5] Chocolate..it needs no explanation :)
4] cinnamon danish
3] Cheese on toast with Chicken Supa Noodles on top...chickenny cheesy goodness!
2] Cheese steak sandwiches. They're full of meat and cheese and just plain rule!
1] pizza (cos you can fold it and stuff
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Message Number: 86
Date: Sun May 14 13:23:59 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Favourite Summertime drink.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] definity beer
7] Super Slurpee
6] Water
5] Pepsi Max
4] Beer
3] lemonade
2] Iced tea
1] Double Vokda, Orange, lots of ice anna stirrer.
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Message Number: 87
Date: Thu May 25 03:23:06 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Your biggest pet hate/peeve
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] @more
7] Lots and lots of things, but mainly people who cut me up and abuse me while driving because they happen to have a better car than me. Also Microsoft, for making a sub-standard machine running a pathetic operating system the industry standard.
6] not being able to think of something that annoys me when faced with that question, but having plenty of pet peeves at any other time
5] Bad Beer
4] When people spell my name like "Marylin"! It's spelled MARILYN! That really burns my buns.
3] I have so many that I had to list them on a web page! ;) They all have one common element, however: STUPID PEOPLE!!!
2] tough call. either people who mess with my computer settings, or when people load the dishwasher with dirty dishes before the clean have been unloaded!!!
1] People who are NEVER on time! Especially when you say, "BE ON TIME!!!"
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Message Number: 88
Date: Fri Jun 23 12:24:34 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best film you have seen this year
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Gladiator (yum, Russell Crowe)
3] Gladiator (yay, Russell Crowe)
2] @quit
1] Gladiator
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Moonflower (#1319), Silverain (#723), Garfield (#119), and Steve (#99)
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Message Number: 89
Date: Thu Jul 13 04:07:03 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 things to do with an old mouse mat
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] " give it to an old mouse.
8] knit a few together for a lovely beach towel....erm
7] use as padding in a costume (really, I've done it)
6] eat it
5] chew toy for pets
4] throw it away
3] beat someone to death wif it
2] Sex toy
1] One Word.....Frizbee
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sharrow (#397), Si (#665), Xina (#1377), Moonflower (#1319), Kara (#1363), Vyvyan (#1535), Craig (#3), Flatline (#60), and Steve (#99)
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Message Number: 90
Date: Thu Jul 13 04:07:04 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 things to do with an old mouse mat
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
9] " give it to an old mouse.
8] knit a few together for a lovely beach towel....erm
7] use as padding in a costume (really, I've done it)
6] eat it
5] chew toy for pets
4] throw it away
3] beat someone to death wif it
2] Sex toy
1] One Word.....Frizbee
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sharrow (#397), Si (#665), Xina (#1377), Moonflower (#1319), Kara (#1363), Vyvyan (#1535), Craig (#3), Flatline (#60), and Steve (#99)
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Message Number: 91
Date: Thu Jul 13 04:08:49 2000 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ooooops!
Sorry, the list that hal put up about tamagotchis was.......urm.....eaten.....
Sorry...
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Message Number: 92
Date: Fri Jul 21 01:45:20 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Things to put on Toast
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Marmite and egg. Yum.
9] definitely vegemite
8] Margerine??
7] " eggs, cheese, bacon, beans, burger, fried chicken, pate, mayo, tomato, lettuce, mushrooms, brie, ..........(I call it the coronary!)
6] @more
5] more toast
4] Peanut Butter and Jam!
3] Cheese + Wostershire saurce
2] Chutney (mmmmmmmmm)
1] Sausages, bacon and ketchup.
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Message Number: 93
Date: Fri Jul 28 08:06:29 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Reasons why I shouldn't end my pitiful fucking life right now.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
10] Because then I wouldn't have anyone to play with :~(
9] Because then you never know what might have happened. If I had done the same thing the many times I had thought about it, I wouldn't have found a Commodore SX-64, or a girlfriend...not necessarily in that order. ;)
8] because you're too busy mooing
7] "Because it would have been silly, since it wasn't even a bad day, it was only a bad hour. A particularly horrific hour though.
6] We can't afford to bury you.
5] You'd never find out just how much worse it could get.
4] " because suicide is soooo last century (and we haven't finished Downside : Infestation. yet!)
3] don't want to make a mess on the computer
2] Beer!! need there be any other reason
1] Because you *love* the pain! yeah!
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Jessica (#1457), Neo (#286), Silverain (#723), Flatline (#60), Si (#665), Alice (#1100), sharrow (#397), Xina (#1377), Steve (#99), and Moonflower (#1319)
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Message Number: 94
Date: Fri Aug 4 18:28:22 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Silly things to hook up to a 600w PA system. Like a Game Boy for example.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] A C64 running Chuckie Egg, which would be great.
4] PSX
3] A Fiat
2] a rubber chicken
1] A Hairdryer
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Flatline (#60), Moonflower (#1319), Mephisto (#2), Xina (#1377), and Steve (#99)
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Message Number: 95
Date: Thu Aug 17 02:07:48 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 Things to do with a water cooler (besides cool water!)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] Pee in it when people aren't looking. That will remind them to bring something that you *like* to drink next time.
7] hit people
6] Dress it up like a woman and take it on a date
5] beer tap (would that be possible?)
4] Keep goldfish, newts, frogs, or other aquatic life in it. It would probably help if it was turned off if you did this.
3] Store Piss in it with a sign saying Traditional Lemonade
2] Place it directly at thetop of some very steep stairs so people trip over it, setting it off - thus a convenient automatic-piss-yourself machine!
1] drown the moaning general manager, stuff her body into the water bottle and display her ala Damian Hirst
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mist (#1773), Xina (#1377), Neo (#286), Jaded (#1319), Flatline (#60), Steve (#99), Plumduff (#2), and Craig (#3)
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Message Number: 96
Date: Mon Sep 11 04:14:33 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Things to do with a Daily Smart Card News Email bulletin besides read it
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] cackle like a maniac and perform an interpretive dance based upon it
6] forward a few hundred times to all your ex's
5] Add instructions to send it to your ten best friends for good luck, then send it to ten people, thus adding even more to the junk email deluge polluting the Internet!
4] Insert in in your eyes to stop you from being able to read future issues
3] Copy it several hundred times and send the resulting huge mail to anyone you don't like.
2] eat it
1] send it out to ex-employees until their brain fries from all the flashbacks!!
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Xina (#1377), Jessica (#1457), Neo (#286), Steve (#99), Flatline (#60), Marilyn (#1319), and Craig (#3)
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Message Number: 97
Date: Mon Sep 11 04:18:04 2000 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Grrrr
Sorry everyone, seems that the $scheduler task had been killed by someone or something - so the hotlists weren't being updated...
As a result we lost 2 of the lists which I will try and recover from scrollback, alas it means we're unable to see who added the certain entries...sorry
Craig
PS: I'm considering rewriting the hotlist feature to be more like the one on Lagda...but then I'm always threatening to start writing MOO code again ;)
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Message Number: 98
Date: Mon Sep 11 04:19:04 2000 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Missed List #1
Plumduff added the following list:
Top Ten Company Perks You Wish You Had But Don't
----------
personal massage therapist
Permission denied
Beer Tap On Desk
I'll second that Beer Tap suggestion ;)
Permission denied
Permission denied
A company to work for. ;)
Being able to teleport there, so I don't have to drive the hour :P
a decent job description would be nice, or the ability to tell Tara to FUCK OFF!
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Message Number: 99
Date: Mon Sep 11 04:19:51 2000 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Missed List #2
Flatline added the following list:
Ways to make life more interesting.
----------
Two words: Kama Sutra
Drink BEER and lots of it. Heh.
Send me lots and lots of birthday presents
Give me beer
Go for a ride in one of the most impressive vehicles ever built: the Land
Rover Discovery! Or, better yet, buy one. ;)
Sex and Liquor, nuff said.
Mind altering drugs?
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Message Number: 100
Date: Thu Sep 21 06:14:02 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Alternative power sources for your car so you don't have to rely on petrol.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] I could play the idiot and say gasoline, but I'll just suggest hiring some large person to push
6] A hampster
5] foot power, just like the flintstones
4] Multifuel engine which will burn filtered vegetable oil from restaurants, heating oil, diesel fuel, and even petrol, preferably charging a battery bank which then powers electric drive motors (with solar charging also available for the batteries)
3] Mega HERF power! Hydrogen Electric Rubber Flyband!
2] BEER
1] Smart Card News Email Newsletters, pulped and fermented, would make an excellent fuel
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Xina (#1377), Steve (#99), Craig (#3), Neo (#286), Flatline (#60), Marilyn (#1319), and Plumduff (#2)
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Message Number: 101
Date: Mon Oct 9 04:21:33 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to make my life meaningful/interesting now that I have the flat to myself again
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] Children
7] Porn (at least until the SO arrives...)
6] Sex, everywhere sex...
5] A significant other
4] turn my living room into an exclusive club and charge 50 quid entrance fee
3] A DVD player, BEER, and CHICKS
2] Beer (and Lots Of it)
1] A DVD player
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Justice (#1487), Alice (#1100), Xina (#1377), Neo (#286), Craig (#3), Marilyn (#1319), Steve (#99), and Flatline (#60)
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Message Number: 102
Date: Thu Oct 12 16:19:35 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Your top 10 films of all time
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] Repo Man, Reckless, Dark Star, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Swingtime, The Darkening Trail, The Producers, I Was A Fugitive From A Chain Gang, Last Holiday, I Wake Up Screaming, Betrayal, Women In Love--just a few, off the top of my head, today--there are others at other times in other moods...
4] Can't I do top 100?? Urm...Argh! I hate it when people ask this!!!
3] Twelve Monkeys
2] The Matrix
1] The Usual Suspects
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Message Number: 103
Date: Sat Oct 21 11:23:25 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Uses for an iMac keyboard with 3 non-working keys
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Same as any thing 'Mac' - no use at all :)
3] Um, spare parts for another iMac keyboard?
2] The Bin
1] Permission denied
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Message Number: 104
Date: Wed Oct 25 07:24:13 2000 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ten SOngs good for a stag night cmusic compelation, (ie white wedding by billy idol)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Tragedy - Steps
3] Get on Top - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
2] Big Mistake - Natalie Imbrugliwooglie :)
1] Permission denied
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Message Number: 105
Date: Wed Nov 1 12:31:55 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Tell me why this world isn't the shitty place I think it is.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] "It isn't. Well, it's bad, but not as bad as I think it is.
5] Cos things can only get better
4] Because I'm in it!
3] X-Files season premiere next week! Owait...Mulder's gone with the aliens, Scully will have a newby partner, god knows what CC has planned on *that* front...maybe you were right in the first place.
2] Have to agree...the world sucks
1] I wish I could, but it appears to be a similarly shitty place to me.
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Message Number: 106
Date: Wed Nov 15 14:08:59 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Suitable colour schemes to respray a laptop in.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] W2K blue with Linux B&W trim
4] Fleurescent green and orange
3] Racing Green for when you get in a mood and throw in out of the window!!!
2] Metallic blue with chrome trim
1] Zebra stripes
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Message Number: 107
Date: Sat Nov 25 11:15:36 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Humourous uses for a 3D projection device.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
2] Make someone think you have taken a huge dump in the corner of their living room.
1] Project and image of a naked (man/woman dependsing on your bosses prefernce) into your bosses office and use for blackmail purposes
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Message Number: 108
Date: Mon Nov 27 07:23:15 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to convince the boss you deserve/need a raise
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
8] Threaten to singlehandedly run the whole business into the ground if you don't get a raise.
7] Offer sexual favors
6] keep yer head down...and then get sacked...
5] Tell the rest of the staff it's a holiday--then when you're the only one who comes to work, you're sure to get rewarded!
4] Give him/her some encouragement, with the assistance of an M-16.
3] Offer your body, or would that have the opposite effect ;-)
2] Buy Her beer, if that fails, kill her and forge a payrise taht she submitted just before she died
1] With a gun, or work 84 hour weeks like i do!
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Message Number: 109
Date: Tue Nov 28 16:42:54 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Ways To Decorate Your Cube
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
1] Home made Posters of your favourate uk shows, that no one has hurd of in the US
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Message Number: 110
Date: Sat Dec 2 13:16:22 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What do you want for Christmas?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] I want the one I love to get well and come back to me.
6]
5] financial security, top quality sex, and urm...a ps2 wif loadsa games
4] my two front teeth
3] Whirled Peas
2] DVD player
1] Brad Pitt covered in chocolate sauce. Failing that, Sarah Michelle Gellar. Or even just some sanity would be nice.
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Message Number: 111
Date: Tue Dec 5 18:51:23 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Ways To decorate Your Cube (this time i hope it will run for more than an hour)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] posters of naked sarah michelle gellar and britney spears
5] Cover iti
4] crayons
3] Zebra stripes!
2] Strobe lights, rotating lights, lasers, computer-sequenced light strings, a huge music system with thousands of MP3s...wait, that will be better at my friend's New Years party than in an office. ;)
1] Home made posters of UK, TV shows that no one int he US has ever hurd of.
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Message Number: 112
Date: Sun Dec 10 12:03:21 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to learn a new language very quickly.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] " set default language to english in every person you meet and program them to do the same. Within a couple of years evryone will speak english. Including *gasp* the Americans!
4] Watch everything with subtitles
3] up load it through a matrix style conection
2] read the fucking tutorials..or if you don't mean programming languages, then move to the sodding country
1] Invent it yourself
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Message Number: 113
Date: Mon Dec 18 13:18:45 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Ways to Drink Beer
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] in desperation
4] After getting quite drunk on high-quality mixed drinks, because only then does beer become remotely drinkable. Nasty stuff. ;)
3] Don't.
2] Invalid argument
1] in large quantities
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Message Number: 114
Date: Fri Dec 22 18:24:26 2000 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Other bad things which could happen to my car.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] i could sneeze ont he winbdscreen
3] You could try driving it in Pittsburgh (that has nearly killed my car)
2] An elephant could sit on it.
1] It could be eaten by the Man from Mars in that old Blondie song
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Message Number: 115
Date: Wed Jan 10 13:04:57 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Fun things to do in bed.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Read the new Discworld book while eating chocolate, and you don't have to do anything for a few days.
3] Watch Telly
2] Compose email to Flatline on my Psion palmtop whilst lying next to my girlfriend. ;)
1] Read!
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Message Number: 116
Date: Mon Feb 12 13:37:03 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Films Characters that are like somone you know
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Not excatly a film character. but Toadie from 'neighbours' reminds me of my friend Cesar.
3] I drive like Nicholas Cage in Gone in 60 Seconds sometimes...
2] Jay from Clerks/Mallrats/Chasing Amy/Dogma == Dan Jones (aka Noodles)
1] John Cusac in High Fidelity == Craig (aka Wildcard)
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Message Number: 117
Date: Tue Feb 13 09:15:45 2001 PST
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: "Why God why?
because"
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Message Number: 118
Date: Sat Mar 3 10:43:55 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to make life more interesting
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
3] Drink Beer
2] Visit Craggy (or did you want a serious answer? ;)
1] Drink beer
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Message Number: 119
Date: Sun Mar 18 02:37:14 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten things to do on a Sunday morning
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] write letters to your love when you cannot wake up next to him
6] "Lie in with an (english) bacon buttie and an (english) cuppa and watch shit TV. then 10 goto pub, 20 goto 10
5] sleep or hide from the world
4] Orange Juice..essential for that dry mouth feeling.
3] Wake up next to someone you love
2] Have a hangover
1] Sleep
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Message Number: 120
Date: Wed Mar 21 14:03:58 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things that make you tense
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] being on a health trip and not drinking alcohol for 2 days, tightening the top E on a guitar, no beer, people, no beer, women, no beer, stupid damn slow internet connections, no beer, kids, no beer, work days, no beer, no cash, no beer, debt, no beer
5] debt, not being able to talk or be with the person you love, more debt
4] all of the above
3] "jobs, parents, bad music, good drugs, when Word/Excel gets pissed off and takes it out on the user.
2] DEBT
1] Winding bass and guitar strings. I hate tightening the damn things, even bass ones, which hardly ever snap. The suspense is unbearable.
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Message Number: 121
Date: Sun Apr 1 14:25:54 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: How are you gentlemen!!
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] All your base are turnips.
3] pissed off
2] Am Not!
1] arse
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Date: Mon Apr 9 14:27:37 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Suitable ways to guarantee a job when you go for an interview.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
3] ARSE!
2] what whoever posted before me said
1] Wear nice yet concervative clothes. Kiss ass. Research the company. Kiss ass. Talk yourself up. Kiss ass. Know someone on the inside. Kiss ass. Be able to talk about everything you've every done. Kiss ass. Have goals. Kiss ass. Be able to talk about your goals. Kiss ass. Make sure your goals directly benefit their company. Kiss ass. Don't act smarter than the interviewer, no matter how stupid they are. Kiss ass. Be polite and pleasent. Kiss ass. If they offer you a drink, take water only. Kiss ass. Pratice by having friends ask you stupid and pointless questions. Kiss ass. BS a lot, and be good at it. Kiss ass. Get a good nights rest befor the interview. Kiss ass. Be early. Kiss ass. Bring extra copies of your resume and cv. Kiss ass. Write your resume to fit the position. Kiss ass. Raise the dead. Kiss ass. Part the sea. Kiss ass. Walk on water. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Kiss ass. Can you tell what I am trying to do.....
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Date: Mon May 7 11:14:24 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to intensely irritate the lecturer when you are bored.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Have passionate sex in the lesson.
3] snore loudly
2] Shine a lazer pointer on their head or the chalk board, and keep moving it around.
1] Play Table football witha reall football
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Date: Thu May 10 09:37:56 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten pointless things to do on a Bank Holiday
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] drrrrrink!
5] Drive aimlessly around causing motoryway traffic hjams. Har har!
4] "Go and pay to lie on a sunbed when it's sunny outside. Bah.
3] Do college work.
2] stare
1] Get DRUNK!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Tue May 15 11:26:15 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Fun things to do with a burst whopee cushion
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] Eat it
4] Seal the puncture and use it as a whopee cushion.
3] Fill it with beer and use it as a fun portable glass
2] a fun one size fits all swimming cap!
1] fill it with custard
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Date: Sun Jun 24 14:20:13 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What should my next car be?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] Why don't you get one with a boot this time ;)
5] Turbocharged Reliant Robin
4] capri!
3] 2CV
2] nice robin reliant;)
1] "A TVR! or maybe a BMW or anything else with a three letter tag.
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Date: Tue Jun 26 12:51:13 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Weird shapes for a guitar
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
1] The Shape and color of a Poo
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Date: Tue Jul 17 12:14:27 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Entertaining, yet practical uses for a mutant camel.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] A Sideshow
4] your new best friend...or your new best friend's girlfriend...
3] xwave
2] a ski ramp
1] Could replace horse racing if Foot & Mouth breaks out again if you had enough of them.
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Date: Fri Jul 27 14:30:30 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: In what way does your life suck?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] no money. no future. no hope... the usual
5] i have to keep adding entries to stupid fucking hotlists. hgrr
4] with a vacuum cleaner
3]
2] Because it is crap.
1] it doesnt
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Date: Thu Aug 9 12:17:47 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Things to do with a knackered piece of crap Encore bass with no pickup, wiring, or strings.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] Wear it
5] fix your car with it.
4] use it as a baseball bat
3] Hit people with it. Feed it to an elephant. Drive over it. Convert it into a shoulder mounted heat seeking penguin launcher. Or just put it in the bin.
2] Use it as a ramp
1] fix it. or smash it over someones head. or eat it. up to you ;)
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Date: Fri Aug 10 07:17:27 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Wastes of Space
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] The Chartered Society of Physiotherapy
5] France
4] The world.
3] space
2] The Fosters brewery, Abbey National, anything to do with peanut butter
1] Craig
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Date: Mon Aug 20 13:33:51 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to punish Craig for adding all those pointless polls.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] Force him to watch Spawn over and over again
5] Place him in the COMFY CHAIR!
4] @openc wa
3] A week without Stella. No, that's too harsh.
2] A Hot Loker and jump leads to his nipple nuts
1] 3 words. Sharp Garden Shears.
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Date: Fri Aug 31 15:28:12 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways your life could be improved.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] A portable refrigeration unit filled with Stella
6] Cold hard *cash*, thanks.
5] MORE KIMBERLY BAYLEY-TWEED IN MY LIFE. Duh.
4] A job
3] It is quite good right now thanks
2] "money? It might not buy happiness but it can rent it for a while.
1] Being able to live with the person I love
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Date: Thu Sep 6 08:28:08 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Tehn[3~[3~[3~
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
1] URRM?
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Date: Thu Sep 13 07:28:25 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Unlikely Instruments of Torture
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] A French Stick
4] A bag of frozen prawns (ouch!)
3] The poll feature of this MOO if Craig is ever let loose on it again. Either that or a Teletubbies DVD played on a 50" widescreen TV in full DTS sound.
2] The Comfy Chair(tm)
1] Craigs Guitaur. (trust me this is torture if you have ever hurd him playing it)
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Date: Mon Sep 24 11:21:58 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Fun strange designs for a bass guitar that would still be playable.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] A jelly.
3] A dolphin
2] a large floppy donkey dick
1] A twat
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Date: Tue Oct 2 15:11:56 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to speed up my internet connection?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Buy it a beer
3] Use a ZX81 as a firewall.
2] Carrier pigeon
1] a pringles can... according to Jack that is... hmmmm... he's mental!
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Date: Thu Oct 4 13:38:55 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Strange but still edible pizza toppings
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Slacker
3] slugs, worms, tree bark, locusts (minus wings & legs), spiders, ants, mud... all edible... if you HAVE to
2] DeCSS source code inscribed with tomato ketchup
1] Chocolate saurce
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Date: Tue Oct 9 13:05:40 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: I'm bored and want to write some FUN moo-code... ideas? What did YOU want me to write while I was in college?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Anything BUT moo code really
3] "A bot
2] Permission denied
1] A Blue Box
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Date: Fri Oct 12 01:33:27 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Uses for Neil
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] a dog chew toy
4] drummer, or are we not talking about Peart?
3] neil has uses?
2] A novelty birthday cake ornament
1] Novelty toy.
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Date: Mon Oct 15 11:18:52 2001 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Unlikely Superheros
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] Underwear Man
5] My cat Dagny
4] Permission denied
3] Me.
2] Malletfolk
1] Scrotum Man
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Date: Wed Oct 31 14:18:22 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Vomitoriously or Upchucklingly ill?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
1] Chundertastically!
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Date: Sat Nov 10 09:33:27 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Alcaholic drinks
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] Singapore Slings, Southern Comfort, Vodka, Lime corial and Lemonade... mmmmmmmmm
5] stella... or red witch... mmmm....cider, pernod and black....
4] Gripe Water
3] Sangria. . .or Mudslides. . .or Snakebites (the kind my fave bartender always made)
2] WKD
1] Sam Adams Octoberfest
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Date: Mon Nov 12 13:57:20 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Since Attack of the Clones is a crap title, what should Episode II really be called?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Mark HAmill Was Far Better In Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
3] The Death of Jar Jar Binks
2] The Clone Wars
1] Either: Star Wars Episode 2: Birth Of The Empire (although that could be episode 3. I like that one. Made it up meself) or Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of McGregors Dodgy Beard!
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Date: Tue Nov 20 15:19:22 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ways to have fun in a wheelie bin.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Use it to brew an inordinate amount of extra strong BEER! - Or... You could use it as a bin.... just me being crazy i guess.
3] Stick a sin[3~gn saying 'homeless, kids to feed' on the front, leave in tescos carpark for a week, collect money
2] Add an engine and three wheels and make your own Reliant Robin. Well, they ARE both made of plastic...
1] Use it as a go-Kart
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Date: Wed Nov 21 07:02:11 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top ten reasons to get out of bed in hte morning
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] why would you get out of bed
4] No reasons Monday to Friday - but lots on Saturday 'cos the pub opens at 10
3] because there is so much more room on the living room floor
2] To get up and go to the toilet, then get back into bed so you can get up at a more sensible hour.
1] To go back to bed
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Date: Thu Nov 29 11:39:42 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What would you make a video game of?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] Buffy's Swearing Keyboard
4] 2
3]
2] A decent Buffy game would be nice
1] Babylon 5 star fury flight sim
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Date: Wed Dec 5 11:15:48 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top 10 Places to Eat Lunch
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] somewhere outside of the costume shop
5] Anywhere that does Chinese, Indian, or 1 pound burgers
4] sometwhere that serves drink
3] somewhere that serves sushi!
2] Somewhere that serves food?
1] Fuddruckers (yay 1 pound hamburgers)
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Date: Wed Dec 5 11:16:51 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Your favourite website?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] http://www.theonion.com
4] http://www.theregister.co.uk or http://www.slashdot.org
3] http://www.feck.net (obviously) or http://www.afroman.f2s.com
2] http://www.theregister.co.uk or http://www.somethingawful.com
1] register.co.uk
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Date: Tue Dec 25 11:51:31 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Reasons to hate Christmas (bah! humbug!)
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] A holiday in which you're supposed to be inspired with great gift ideas for EVERYONE all at once? I don't THINK so.
4] I agree with the one about crap songs. Steve made a CD of all those sucky 'new' Christmas tunes - give me old world Christmas carols any day.
3] Those crap songs they play time after time, year after year, in every place possible, including the Plough. They suck! Humbug? ARSE!
2] YAY CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST. CRAIG YOUR A SCREWGE
1] Wham, Slade, Wizard, Band Aid and all the other sodding bastard Xmas songs! ENOUGH!!!!
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Date: Tue Dec 25 14:11:12 2001 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Reasons to like Christmas. If any.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Time off work!
3] Singing with people
2] Getting to see family and friends
1] Getting to spend time with the people you care about.
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Date: Thu Jan 31 02:30:38 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Things to do with a big blue box
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] Pretend it's bigger on the inside than the outside...
6] Put big blue things in it
5] put spoons in it
4] Pretend to be a police box
3] Cut holes in it for your arms and legs, and pretend you are a robot. Smaller boxes on your arms and legs will help too.
2] Paint it red
1] Put your head in it, walk around town and scare people
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Date: Thu Jan 31 11:55:24 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What does HERF stand for?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
7] Horrible Elves are Ridiculously Fetid
6] Heavy Earth--Rain Falls
5] um, High Energy Radio Frequencies?
4] Huge Elephants Rarely Fly
3] Check http://www.feck.net/bash/gallery.html for evidence that it's real - but I don't know what it stands for!
2] who knows? it's not a real word!
1] not telling
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Date: Fri Feb 1 06:35:24 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Things to do with leftover apple crumble
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] Wear it
5] EAT IT
4] Lose it in the back of the refrigerator with all the other leftover things you've forgotten were there, and let them party while you're not watching.
3] Depending on age, condition, and any present lifeforms or civilisations, a) reheat and eat b) throw it away c) run away screaming d) call the zoo and ask them if they want it for a display or e) make contact with the new lifeforms evolving in it's depths.
2] Permission denied
1] Morter
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Date: Tue Feb 5 02:42:41 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Reasons to Bother Unidling
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
3] To irritate people by unidling at the precise moment at which they whinge about idlers
2] None that i know of
1] To involve yourself in the hugely entertaining environments that is Craggy Island!
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Date: Tue Feb 5 06:36:56 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Suggestions for new typo messages!
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Mmmm...cat hair.
3] I'm sorry,
2] Just play the f***ing note!
1] You need to drink more beer to drink your self sober
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Date: Sun Feb 17 08:50:50 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Most entertaining foods to eat.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
3] Vodka Margarine
2] Chocolate sauce. You know why.
1] Vodka jelly great to eat, even better to share!
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Date: Tue Mar 12 14:26:34 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Creme Egg - how do you eat yours?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
5] Yuck, Too sicky sweet. I do know someone who eats them whole however...
4] All in one go. It's okay as long as nobody makes you laugh - that leads to messiness.
3] Not Creme, but Caramel--nibble off the cap and suck out the caramel--mmmm.
2] Permission denied
1] Bite the top of then lick the insides out
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Date: Fri Mar 29 11:53:32 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What is your Favorate Linux Flavour
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
6] mint chocolate chip
5] Red Hat
4] "'Big Red'-Hat a kind of cinimon flavour.
3] Red Hat
2] Mandrake
1] Debian
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Date: Mon Apr 1 10:31:05 2002 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Why won't my crappy old Thinkpad run Linux? Is it just being awkward, or is there a more sinister reason?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
3] Yes
2] It has a weird 2.88mb floppy drive and a stupid LCD that X doesn't like. Or it's possessed by the Microsoft devil.
1] It is made by ibm the anti linux. (remember the thinkpad i used to have would not run it either
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Date: Thu Jan 2 15:50:47 2003 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best present you had for Christmas
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
3] Diablo II
2] Forever Flashlight
1] Brandy Decanter or a Bread Maker
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Date: Thu Jan 30 12:16:25 2003 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Worst Christmas Present you Had
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
1] none
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Date: Fri Feb 7 10:30:46 2003 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Top Ten Things To Do With Broken CD-ROM Drives That Russ Just WON'T Throw Away
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
2] Drive over it in a car. At least you know then that it is definitely irrietrievably broken.
1] Keep on testing the bloody things every six months, chucking them away, and the finding them mysteriously back on the shelf the following week. Git!
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Date: Tue Apr 8 10:02:28 2003 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Ok, since Matrix 2 & 3, X2, LOTR 3, The Hulk etc are due this year, which movie are you pishing yourself with excitement over?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] All of them, but The Return of the King most.
3] The Matrix, obviously. ;)
2] LOTR 3 and X2. not that botherd about the matrix. not saying i wont see it. gonna avoid the hulk like the plague though
1] Gotta be The Matrix. Just seen the trailer... about 20 times
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Date: Tue Apr 15 13:55:45 2003 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Best way to invisibly sabotage my crappy PC in work so I can get a new one.
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
3] use windoze and outlook, making it tremendously vulnerable to virii...put magnets all over the case or rub them across it near the hard drive...detonate a nuclear device nearby to fry the ICs with EMP...lots of possibilities!
2] Install Windows
1] a classic. Flip the selector switch on your power supply to 110v. they switch it back after the big blue flash.
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Date: Thu Oct 9 10:51:53 2003 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: What new car should I get?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
2] vw passat
1] Ford GT90
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Date: Sat Oct 18 10:47:16 2003 PDT
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Favourite line from a movie?
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
3] Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.
2] i think were gonna need a bigger boat
1] Invalid argument
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Date: Sat Jan 3 14:15:53 2004 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: Your best Christmas present
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
1] Indiana Jones DVD boxset
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Date: Fri Feb 20 15:40:30 2004 PST
From: Hotlist Feature (#689)
To: *Hotlist Results (#744)
Subject: New Years Resolutions That You'bve Already Broken:
Reply-to: Craig (#3)
4] Erm.. "sell a car by the end of January" :)
3] didnt bother to make one since i always break them anyway
2] Probably the typical 'I'm going to get healthy this year' one. Yeah right. Also the one about being less depressed this year.
1] OK,, so I was gonna start gettin healthy... 4 dats or daYs I did without a beer... Better than last yera...sorry...year...I was also gonna stop gettin drunk and trying to use tel;net///....ahem....
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Craggy Island :
There's a G in Dougal.
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