Name: feck

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Message Number: 1
Date: Tue Mar 24 05:49:48 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck

feck building MUD zones and finding it was mor dificult than you though

tarot - anoyed bloke

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Message Number: 2
Date: Tue Mar 24 08:12:17 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH computers which crash when you try to internet and MOO at the same time. BAH microsoft and the college computers.

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Message Number: 3
Date: Tue Mar 24 21:23:40 1998 PST
From: Vampire (#1113)
To: *feck (#471), *PostWebCulture (#147), and *Babble (#945)
Subject: web metaphors

There is a bit of religous debate on the use of frames in HTML . . .
yet the notion of adaptive frame structures generated dynamically
captures the imagination as only implementable concepts do.

Perhaps an interface to our textuality could be crafted around
stable navigation points in a browser's view, while other portions
burrow into related descriptive imagery, text and sound.

We might pause in reflection of the non-persistent GET of a web
request, essentially different than the insistent flow of a telnet
sessions . . . lumi's reminder rings clearly. We can not rely on
cookies to warp a memoryless protocol into persistent connection.

However, the immediate communication afforded us by the nature of moo
provides an extrenmely vital method for hyperauthoring collaboration.

Pardon the crossposting if you have not already

@subcribe *pwc

- v

[note:pardon the cross-posts until further notice;]

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Message Number: 4
Date: Thu Mar 26 01:14:57 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH today. Bah today for being a cold disgusting rainy day and me having to go out in it to come to this cruddy college. BAH the car for having a crap demister. BAH this room for smelling of food and making me hungry. BAH work for me not having done any for ages. BAH assignments.

Halbarad. (Not having a good day and it's only 9:15)

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Message Number: 5
Date: Thu Mar 26 01:17:08 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAh

Bah? Bah? Halbarad....you're ALWAYS in a bad mood. Just check the Bahs that you send EVERYDAY!!

Lighten up!

Wildcard

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Message Number: 6
Date: Thu Mar 26 01:17:39 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: "Wildcard

And you're never in a bad mood are you. Oh no.

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Message Number: 7
Date: Thu Mar 26 01:18:44 1998 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah!

err.. umm.. bah?

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Message Number: 8
Date: Thu Mar 26 01:18:52 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bad Moods

Oh, I CAN be in a bad mood.....but not NEARLY as much as you....like everyday???

You take things too seriously....take a chill pill.

Wildcard

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Message Number: 9
Date: Thu Mar 26 01:20:16 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Adendum

Oh, and if you NEED to be in a bad mood, just slag Tarot off a bit....works wondes. IN FACT! I had to sit next to him on the BUS this morning.......Now I'M in a bad mood.

Wildcard....needs a car.

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Message Number: 10
Date: Thu Mar 26 01:22:09 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Wildey and Tarot.

No no no sweetie, before you get a car, consider passing yer driving test.

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Message Number: 11
Date: Sat Mar 28 23:42:33 1998 PST
From: Nation (#1120)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

bah coming back from holiday to find this is a new moo and i lost all my aliases (including my old name - yes, it is my fault i changed it right before i left but i didn't exactly know this was going to happen).
bah the welcome/login screen not being at all readable.
bah. and more bah.

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Message Number: 12
Date: Sun Mar 29 03:45:27 1998 PST
From: Father_Slacker (#1)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Re: 11

Yay, another satisfied customer :)

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Message Number: 13
Date: Sun Mar 29 17:06:21 1998 PST
From: Nation (#1120)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

the man is dead. get over it. move on.

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Message Number: 14
Date: Tue Mar 31 06:39:26 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah Tutors!

BAH! tutors who give you worjng data, so you have to redo an entire asignment

Tarot -the bloke who is trying to think of ways to kill mark crane

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Message Number: 15
Date: Thu Apr 2 03:54:32 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Ms Dos games

bah! all people who play beeping ms dos games that suck.

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Message Number: 16
Date: Thu Apr 2 03:57:20 1998 PST
From: Dave (#376)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Ms Dos Games

There cool ;)

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Message Number: 17
Date: Thu Apr 2 04:04:35 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: MS-Dos games

NO!!! MS-Dos games are SHIT and they bleep all the time which is so fucking ANNOYING!

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Message Number: 18
Date: Thu Apr 2 04:05:07 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: hal

Yay! someone who agrees.

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Message Number: 19
Date: Thu Apr 2 05:48:25 1998 PST
From: Sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!!

Bah being in a uni where they have no concept of the word 'Holiday'.
Bah Being ill and missing the only lecture of the day.
Bah made for TV movies that make you stay up till 4 in the morning and are still shit.
Bah not having a job and earning shed loads of moullla.
Bah rum and coke (beware for'tis the devils drink!).
Bah everyone leaving tommorrow and me being here till next thurs
And Bah all the morning people that come in all refreshed,happy, loud and ready to work whilst the rest of us look like we've been in the middle of nuclear fall out

Sharrow - Theres only one sharrow (thank God.

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Message Number: 20
Date: Thu Apr 2 06:32:43 1998 PST
From: Dave (#376)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Ms dos games

You try running Carmageddon, Doom or Quake on this college network/.

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Message Number: 21
Date: Fri Apr 3 06:05:39 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!

FECK!

Halbarad (pointless mails my speciality)

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Message Number: 22
Date: Fri Apr 3 06:54:09 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Easter

EWell, I wont be able to MOO for the next two weeks - yay easter holidays!
If there's anything you urgently need to tell me, although I can't imagine what, you can MOO mail me, or you can e-mail s9400671@llandrillo.ac.uk.

Halbarad ()

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Message Number: 23
Date: Tue Apr 21 08:19:09 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Fecking Geocities!

I got this mail from Geocities today....BAH!

We appreciate your support and participation with GeoCities however, your homepage was inconsistent with our current guidelines and has been removed from GeoCities.

All because I had 20 or so files on how to hack servers and UNIX etc.

Fecking FECK!

Wildcard

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Message Number: 24
Date: Tue Apr 21 08:20:27 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah!

thats sucks, gimme the files and I'll put them on my page for ysa.

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Message Number: 25
Date: Tue Apr 21 08:21:14 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: [Father_Wildcard (#3): Claudette]

Date: Tue Apr 21 16:20:59 1998 BST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: fecker (#1246)
Subject: Claudette

I can't! they deleted them all! And I don't have copies! FECK!

Wildcard

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Message Number: 26
Date: Tue Apr 21 08:21:56 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: *high voice*

SHIT! THAT SUCKS!

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Message Number: 27
Date: Wed Apr 22 01:12:30 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH wisdom teeth to the depths of hell.

BAH!

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Message Number: 28
Date: Tue Apr 28 03:13:05 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah! Ash!

BAH! I ghot a phone call last night from Rick and Tim from ash. inviting me to their next London gig.
Travel/accomadation all arranged. Backstage pass ready. BUT I can't go and drink their free beer as Michael is coming over and I
am going to see Tori Amos.
This is a tragedy coz I now won't get to flirt with mark Hamilton in the near future. (undoubtedly one of the finest males to walk the planet)

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Message Number: 29
Date: Fri May 1 02:07:32 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

bah! people who flush/ the loo/run water when you are in the shower and you have just put shampoo on yer hair.
bah! people eating banana in your History class when you are allergic to them, and feeling icky for the rest of the lesson.
bah! being awake
bah! patronising history lecturers.

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Message Number: 30
Date: Tue May 5 07:18:24 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: clocks

bah! clocks that tell the wrong time
bah! people (ie Jim) not fixing it.
bah1 me for letting it annoy me.
it's not good, i gotta do summat

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Message Number: 31
Date: Fri May 8 02:07:16 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah!

bah! cramp in my knee from hitting it ona table when I wasn't fully awake
bah! a HUGe spider in the shower
bah! si ringing me in the middle of friends.

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Message Number: 32
Date: Mon May 11 06:29:44 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

bah! summer, for being too hot
bah! summer, for being too hot to e waer shoes in, or at least shoes with siocks, which results in massive blisters for me.
bah! shoes for being evil anyway.
but yay1 summer coz it menas I get to wear less clothes ;)

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Message Number: 33
Date: Thu May 14 01:02:25 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

Bah! the heat.
Bah! Summer.
bah! it being hot so I can't sleep.
bah! having a sore throught and stomach ache all night, and not sleeping coz of that.
bah! having an english exam today.
bah! findingh old unopened letters that you wished you'd b never found.

claudette - not having a very good day, and it's only 9:03.

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Message Number: 34
Date: Thu May 14 01:08:18 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: 2 minutes later and I'm pissed off again

bah1 idlers
bah! Wildcard for being one of the above.
bah! shoes.
bah1 my mum for not buying lockets for my throught so I can od on them, and h get high.
bah! drinking all my cherry coke last night.
bah! Michael snells 'inspiring' talk to leavers that made me worry about my grades and not getting into uni
bah1 law exams.
bah! civil appeal structure
bah! Em for being in photography

Claudette - It just gets worse.

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Message Number: 35
Date: Thu May 14 01:12:51 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: short one this time

bah! Not being in Belfast.

Claudette - Missing the pubs.

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Message Number: 36
Date: Thu May 14 02:04:27 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: YAY!

Yay! giving Laura Laryngitis!
Yay! getting a crap mark in maffs!
Yay! pointing out how to spell "throat"
Yay!

si

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Message Number: 37
Date: Thu May 14 03:52:38 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: english

bah! shoddy english exams where you have done the questions before and go two words over on the summary.

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Message Number: 38
Date: Thu May 14 03:56:24 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH Wizzen on other moo's ideling

Feck wizard ideling for hours who are meant to be putting you moo up.
feck
tarot - Waiting bloke

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Message Number: 39
Date: Fri May 15 04:32:14 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: say aw shhhiete

bah! hayfever, red eyes and a snotty nose anre NOt attractive.

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Message Number: 40
Date: Fri May 15 06:47:14 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH

bah! having hayfever and haveing a voice like cerys matthews (but irish)

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Message Number: 41
Date: Thu Jun 4 00:47:57 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah!

bah getting chucked off lambda after 12 days connected! BAH!

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Message Number: 42
Date: Mon Jun 8 01:46:49 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH punctures

Bah drving half way down the drive with a flat tyre and having tto reverse all the way back up again. Then having to change the fecking wheel in the pouring rain. BAH!

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Message Number: 43
Date: Thu Jun 11 04:30:59 1998 PDT
From: Sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARSE!!!

Fecking uni's! Stay away ...please god stay away!!!!
Failed three modules out of 8 and now I've been told aside from the fact the course might not run that I've got to retake all Fecking eight of the bastards!!!!!
Sharrow - He might have to say 'do you want fries with that?' For the rest of his short life!

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Message Number: 44
Date: Sat Aug 8 01:23:06 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah!

Bah! being a goseberry... (that green fruit, i can't spell it...)
Bah! Em and Sharrow for making me the above...
BUT YAY! for buying 4 videos all widescreen for under 20 quid.... YAY! HMV!!!!!!!!

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Message Number: 45
Date: Mon Aug 17 05:34:57 1998 PDT
From: Father_Slacker (#1)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: monitors

Bah monitors with really greasey displays...I recon somebody came along and rubbed a kebab on this one!!

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Message Number: 46
Date: Thu Oct 22 02:11:35 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

Bah the bastard crappy technicians here with crappy bastard shitty RAID systems which bastardly fucking fail, and erase all your fucking bastard arsehole work on your bastard cunt network drive. They say backups should be our responsibility too. Bastards

Still, I didn't have any work on there anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Still, it was a damn good excuse for a good rant.

Yay seeing the Truman Show again last night, but BAH being knackered this mornign.

BAH my Linux box for being a cunt and not letting the X terminal add a display.

I think that's it - Halbarad.

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Message Number: 47
Date: Fri Oct 23 04:00:55 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah!

Right, this is to stop anyone whose trying to @nn this list thinking there was a mail there. There was. I deleted it. I was testing something which will become apparent in the VERY near future ;)

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Message Number: 48
Date: Fri Oct 23 04:09:37 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah!

bah! being made to watch titanic last night.
Bah! dreaming about sprouthead all night.
and Bah! James downstairs and his bloody primal screwm redords.... (records)
and bah! broekn arms..

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Message Number: 49
Date: Fri Oct 23 08:10:11 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Half Term

bah! half term

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Message Number: 50
Date: Sun Oct 25 07:24:41 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah!

well, this was going to be a mail about how shoddy
half term is... (truth is I want some time off)

But Instead WE HAD ANOTHER FIRE ALARM LAST NIGHT.

i had to wait in the freezing cold (and believe me it was cold) for 45 minutes until the alarm was turned off.

Oh, and are there any plans for a MOO bash this year?




*** Please note, this mail was sent from an external source (Craggy Homepage). If someone's hacked a password - It's not our fault! ***

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Message Number: 51
Date: Mon Oct 26 13:30:10 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: YAY!

YAY! spending a expensive weekend in B'mouth with em!
(Don't moan 'bout the fleece)
YAY! Broken arms!
YAY! fire alarms!
YAY! Primal SSSSSCCCCCCCRRRRREEEEAM!

Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off baby! get yer rocks off get 'em off down town!
Si

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Message Number: 52
Date: Tue Oct 27 03:41:32 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: primal scram

Bah! primal scream, coz jameds palys them at 4 am LOUD!

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Message Number: 53
Date: Thu Oct 29 05:21:28 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: #bah

Bah! the multi MOO going down.
Bah! Not beinfg able to connect to anything but this MOO
bah! bath uni internet.
grrrr

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Message Number: 54
Date: Thu Oct 29 09:49:23 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah

bah! being slone on the MOO

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Message Number: 55
Date: Mon Nov 2 00:33:15 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: All on your lonesome?

And?
What do yah want? a fecking blue peter badge?

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Message Number: 56
Date: Mon Nov 2 05:12:29 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Blue peter badge

i already have a bp badge *sticks her tounge out and makes a 'ptttpphhttt' noise

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Message Number: 57
Date: Mon Nov 2 05:13:08 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BP badges

You're meant to stick them on your chest, not yer tongue! ;)
Si

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Message Number: 58
Date: Mon Nov 2 05:14:28 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: claudette's chest

hmm not a bad thought

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Message Number: 59
Date: Mon Nov 2 05:14:51 1998 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Tarot....

You're sick.
Very sick
si

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Message Number: 60
Date: Mon Nov 2 05:15:33 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: arrggh

tarots thinkingh of my chest, my day has just suddenly got worse.

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Message Number: 61
Date: Thu Nov 5 07:39:32 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH spelling something wrong.

BAH searching for Leather Goddesses of Phobos and only getting about 20 items, then realising that Goddesses has two Ds.

In case you are wondering, Leather Godesses of Phobos is a very funny adventure game released by Infocom in the middles 80's for most platforms of that time.

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Message Number: 62
Date: Thu Nov 5 07:42:48 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: urination.

And a MEGABAH! goes to the wanker who decided to use the bogs, and pee all over the floor instead of the toilet.

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Message Number: 63
Date: Fri Nov 6 04:20:29 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah!

bah! Microsoft excel (oxymoronic or what?)

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Message Number: 64
Date: Fri Nov 6 04:39:01 1998 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah! irish Sytudies

bah! seminars on the penal laws and their fecking implemntations and aims.

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Message Number: 65
Date: Tue Nov 24 19:43:13 1998 PST
From: Xina (#1377)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Bah/Feck peopel who can't be happy for you when you are selected for a chance to study abroad and proceed to make work a living hell.

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Message Number: 66
Date: Sun Dec 6 11:01:17 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK that February is 2 months away! (I need this holiday! For several reasons!)

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Message Number: 67
Date: Thu Dec 10 12:35:41 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK on losing one of my contact lenses down the sink this morning.
FECK on big bodies of water.
FECK on being broke.
FECK on not eating day due to previous statement.
FECK on forgetting to pick up my plane tickets.
FECK on bouncing cheques.
FECK FECK FECK on Thursdays.

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Message Number: 68
Date: Thu Dec 10 12:36:14 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK on meaning today when I simply said 'day' in the previous post.

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Message Number: 69
Date: Fri Dec 11 01:57:37 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH Icy Roads

BAH the roads being icy this morning - I was going along quite happily and turn into a garage - but the car carries on. Bah! Also some tosser was following me really close, and came damn close to hitting me when I put on my brakes!

So there.

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Message Number: 70
Date: Fri Dec 11 22:55:42 1998 PST
From: Xina (#1377)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK!

That about sums it all up.

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Message Number: 71
Date: Sat Dec 12 06:32:37 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

I hear ya, Xina.

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Message Number: 72
Date: Sun Dec 13 11:36:14 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

BAH OCEANS
BAH phonebills
BAH no money.

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Message Number: 73
Date: Sun Dec 13 23:17:57 1998 PST
From: Xina (#1377)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Just a quick mention that I am so freaking stupid! n I have so much shit to accomplish, but instead of being a wise person and not partying with my friends (tonight was the departmental Holiday party, with after-party at Matt's)--I stay until the bitter end.
Now I still have a full night of work ahead of me, and my head is a little swimmy from the libations imbibed. STUPID ME! Patternmaking--wig restyle--tailoring. That's it.
Then classes start again at 8:30 am.
HELP ME! STOP MY STUPIDITY!

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Message Number: 74
Date: Mon Dec 14 06:01:26 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Grr

BAH!
BAH!
BAH!

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Message Number: 75
Date: Mon Dec 14 06:03:14 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Owwww!

Bah getting spots on your neck......they hurt like buggery! Why can't I just get one on my back where you don't feel it. No, I have to get one on my neck so everytime I go for a smoke and put my chuffing leather jacket on, WHAM! it chaffs. Bastard things.

So, basically, BAH! PORES!

Me.

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Message Number: 76
Date: Mon Dec 14 06:03:53 1998 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Spots

Who says they don't hurt on your back? don't you lie down? Or sit?

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Message Number: 77
Date: Tue Dec 15 06:48:33 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Fecking feck.

FECK on weird moods
FECK on weird bad moods
FECK on weird demented screwed up I wanna throw my body into a wall moods

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Message Number: 78
Date: Tue Dec 29 05:43:15 1998 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH

BAH my tongue piercing got infected and I had to take it out - there's a waste of my money...*sigh*
BAH my parents hate me and I'm not allowed to go to their house.
BAH my sister didn't defend me while on the phone with them last night (although she promises to try to give them a better idea of my intentions when she goes home today)
BAH on not getting any worthwhile e-mail in a few days.
BAH on only getting bills in the mail.
BAH on destroying another contact lense by accident - this is costing me so much money
BAH on my father asking for repayment of the money they loaned me - starting payments NOW instead of in April.
BAH BAH BAH on having very little funds.

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Message Number: 79
Date: Wed Jan 6 01:44:08 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: answering machines

bah phoning someone last night, that you have been moaning to phone for ages, and getting there bloody machine

why do spontanious messages always sound really forced. hmm

tarot

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Message Number: 80
Date: Wed Jan 6 04:55:16 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Re: answering machines

Bah on getting an answering machine message from someone I'd been wanting to talk to for ages, and arriveing home too late to phone.

Kara

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Message Number: 81
Date: Thu Jan 7 04:56:38 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH having a lecture in 5 minutes!
BAH Netscape crashing.
BAH Windows 95 crashing.
BAH Other stuff crashing.
BAH the x86 architecture for being shit, and being the standard.
BAH Everything.

Halbarad

And I HATE 404 File Not Found errors too.

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Message Number: 82
Date: Fri Jan 8 16:21:18 1999 PST
From: Teeline (#1012)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARG!!

ARG Going to Jail for fighting back!
ARG Not being able to say bye to my son...
ARG Sitting in a Jail Cell all night.
ARG The BIG nasty marks on my wrists from Handcuffs...
ARG Sitting in a Holding Cell for 5 or 6 hours waiting for my Hearing!
ARG Not being able to make any Calls that were not Collect!
ARG Not being able to get online.
ARG My Internet getting cut off while I was in Jail!
ARG Being in Jail for Almost 24 hours!
ARG Having a FECKING CRiminal Record because of this!
ARG FECKING MEN!!!!

Think that's enough of that for now...
Oh and ARG For not being able to Talk to Si....

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Message Number: 83
Date: Mon Jan 11 04:25:19 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH my car being completely frozen solid this morning.
BAH the windows taking AGES to scrape.
BAH running out of deicer.
BAH stopping at a garage to put in diesel and fiding the filler cap was frozen up!
BAH having to buy deicer to solve the above problem!

Halbarad (not a fan of winter)

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Message Number: 84
Date: Wed Jan 13 02:07:27 1999 PST
From: Purple_Passion (#1380)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: feck

FECK to drunk drivers
FECK to the kids that suffer from them
FECK for new median picking the dildo down the road with no teeth and hair curlers to interview
FECK for stupid towns for letting someone out with a bond on manslaugher charges

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Message Number: 85
Date: Wed Jan 13 02:08:10 1999 PST
From: Purple_Passion (#1380)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: feck

FECK for not being able to type one sentence with out a typo

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Message Number: 86
Date: Thu Jan 14 06:58:43 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Arse!

BAH heater plugs on diesel engines when they don't work.
BAH the car not starting because of the above.
BAH having to charge up the battery two days in a row. It's too heavy!
BAH rust.
BAH no 4x4.
BAH TArot's Mobile Phone making my monitor have a fit.
BAH still having my Panda sitting in a garage rotting.
BAH my Dad having a Saab 9-5 and not letting me drive it.
BAH having to drive my Dad's Uno Van which has SHIT brakes.
BAh needing a dump on the way home yesterday and having to drive really really fast so as not to make a mess in the car.
BAH icy roads,

I think thats it...

Halbarad.

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Message Number: 87
Date: Fri Jan 15 02:20:34 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Arse x34

BAH the rain today.
BAH my windscreen wiper stopping by itself for NO apparent reason all the time.
BAH having to pull over and get out to give it a push.

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Message Number: 88
Date: Sun Jan 17 07:28:48 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK having the flu
FECK not having any food in my apartment
FECK on having a personal assistant to take care of me
FECK on being broke
FECK on fecking car payments.

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Message Number: 89
Date: Sun Jan 17 07:29:35 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Oops, I meant FECK on NOT having a personal assistant to take care of me. Oh, bother. FECK on leaving words out. :-)

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Message Number: 90
Date: Mon Jan 18 00:45:15 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Staff Nights

Bloody staff nights on a Sunday! Fecking pound a pint, getting pissed bunch of arse. 'Specially seeing as how I have an exam today.

And yes, I have a hangover. So SHUT IT for a while :(

Wildcard

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Message Number: 91
Date: Mon Jan 18 01:38:00 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: feck

feck staff parties being on a sunday,
feck not getting any sleep at all last night
Feck my head pounding like anything thismorning
Feck having to work tonight so not being able to have an early night.
Feck after shocks having such an affect
Feck mixing, beer, wine, wisky, and liqures and being serverly ill.
Feck loads of roumers going round about you and a femail member of staff, cos you went out side with her cos she was throwing up.

Feck genirily

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Message Number: 92
Date: Mon Jan 18 04:26:06 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Arsex24455

BAH networking exam today.
BAH Netscape crashing before it even loaded!
BAH my car.
BAH some cunt sticking leaflets under the windscreen wiper.

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Message Number: 93
Date: Tue Jan 19 05:52:55 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Guess

BAH being stuck in a garage last light for ages because my car wouldn't start again.
BAH finding it was the fan belt AGAIN!
Bah my car in general.
BAH Wildcard draining the battery on my laptop playing with the MOO on there, which was shite anyway and didn't work.

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Message Number: 94
Date: Wed Jan 20 02:48:29 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: [Tarot (#99): vandals]

Date: Wed Jan 20 10:47:56 1999 GMT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: Tarot (#99)
Subject: vandals

FECK people who cut cables to the machines in the q room
FECK most prob not being able to get a machine, to moo from for a few weeks.
FECK the fact that i have no lessons thisafternoon thus making it nearly
impossible to get a computer this afternoon which means i will be bored shitless

FECKity FECK FECK FECK!

Tarot - FECK

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Message Number: 95
Date: Fri Jan 22 05:05:09 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah! Dentists!

BAH having some hideous hag of a dentist scrape at my teeth all morning for no apparent reason.
And then BAH BAH BAH! coming into colelge to do work and not being able to!

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Message Number: 96
Date: Mon Jan 25 07:14:36 1999 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck Mariannes

all mariannes everywhere mucst die...
Yeah so feck marriannes
Feck Flatmates
feck flatmates who steak my vodka.
feck not being able to spell
Feck Dave... (although I don't mean that really)

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Message Number: 97
Date: Sun Jan 31 00:11:14 1999 PST
From: Silverain (#723)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: hmm

Feckin' cops out at 3am doing breathalising, and we got pulled up going to get chocolate from the 24 hour store.
Lucky our driver had only had one drink, unlucky he didn't have his license and it wasn't his car. Lucky the owner was sitting right next to him, unlucky he had no license, registration or insurance with him, and it was a car from another state.
Can't belive they said the cops said they were looking for a car of our description! Can't believe all the questions they asked us, and the of the answers we gave them....and why did they need my name, address and age, as a passenger?
Bah, getting to the 24 hour store (after our interogation from the police running checks on us) and everyone forgetting to bring money!
Bah, having friends trying to be matchmakers the whole night when you just want to be left alone! Damn people who use middlemen to ask you out like a primary school kid.
Feck seeing the police STILL out on the main street when I was dropping my sister home at 5:30am and having to chuck a u-turn and detour to avoid being harrassed by them!
Yay getting home and to bed just before the olds got up for breakfast! and yay no hangover and going camping the next night and fine weather and midnight swimming!
damn people who type silly long messages that are pointless because everyone else is idling ;) (sorry)

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Message Number: 98
Date: Mon Feb 1 00:49:39 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH! lava lamps costing so much!
Bah! Breaking my guitar
Bah! Breaking my bedroom witndow with my guitar
BAH! double glazing costing so much
Bah! a-levels!
Bah! parents!
Bah! damn friends on drugs
BAH! Women
BAH!

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Message Number: 99
Date: Mon Feb 1 00:53:50 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!

Fecking North Western Trains!!! I phoned the rail hotline, excuse me, I said, can I get a train to Bath? Sure says the bloke. When for? Well, leaving Rhyl at 14:43 would be nice....No problem!!!

Yay! Thought I. I can go to this party, and meet people. Hurrah! I got the time off work, organised everything with Claudette, and went into to Rhyl after work to buy said train ticket.

Upon arriving, I was told, "Sorry, that train is booked up." BUGGER! THEN she turns around and says that if I wanna get on that train, it'll cost me 52 quid. To get to Bath. Are you insane??

Thing is, it kinda shows that the train WASN'T fully booked, and so therefore, she was merely trying to rip me off.

So, the short of it is that I am not going to be at Bath. Sorry. And I was hoping to surprise you all too.

Wildcard.

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Message Number: 100
Date: Mon Feb 1 03:03:31 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

FECK! having no sleep for the past 96 hours!
FECK! people have to dec..deduce circular motion from first principles
FECK! train fairs costing so much

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Message Number: 101
Date: Tue Feb 2 12:50:16 1999 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471) and *Babble (#945)
Subject: Lungs

Due to y shoddy fecking lungs, there will be no MOO bash this weekend. Sucks huh, however Kara and Tarot will still be in bath. But I can't form a sentance atm without collapsing..... so I'll be very queit.
love, C.

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Message Number: 102
Date: Thu Feb 4 06:45:20 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: feck.ml.org

Feck! Getting your site into Yahoo! but then having to e-mail them because they've got it as feck.ml.org!

Wildcard

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Message Number: 103
Date: Thu Feb 4 06:49:36 1999 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck

Feck Ex boydfriends who continually cheat on you...

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Message Number: 104
Date: Thu Feb 4 06:50:30 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

That's why they are EX boyfriends...right?

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Message Number: 105
Date: Thu Feb 4 06:52:23 1999 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ex's

well no not neccisarilly.... Dave isn't...... Bah!
and while I'm here, Feck Netcsape communicator fro crashing everytime I get to a good voyager site....

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Message Number: 106
Date: Thu Feb 4 06:52:55 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK customers
FECK only Thursday
FECK cleaning apartments
FECK parents
FECK bills
FECK waiting
FECK not sleeping
FECK nervousness
FECK not looking forward to my usual being ill on airplanes

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Message Number: 107
Date: Thu Feb 4 06:53:33 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

This is why you ought to get rid of Dave and make him an ex. Fecker. ;-)

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Message Number: 108
Date: Thu Feb 4 06:53:43 1999 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Air planes

bah! Airplanes in geneal.
feck Lungs.

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Message Number: 109
Date: Thu Feb 4 15:25:56 1999 PST
From: Teeline (#1012)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!!

Feck! Si's leaving here..
Feck! Court Dates
Feck! Work during Bike week
Feck! Not being home with my kid all day.
Feck! Not getting enough sleep
Feck! everything...

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Message Number: 110
Date: Fri Feb 5 02:06:08 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: frck

Feck spelling feck as frck in the subject
FECK being nervious as anything.
FECk bemish red. (nice stuff, but doesn't half give ya a sour head)
FECK still not having packed

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Message Number: 111
Date: Fri Feb 5 04:09:18 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Arseing course

BAH my car needing 140 quids worth of bodywork, and that's if the fucking door doesn't need replacing.
BAH the french lecturuer making us all realise how little we know in the lecture this morning.
BAH this course for being so crap that we know so little.
ARSE!

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Message Number: 112
Date: Fri Feb 5 05:33:31 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK having a really bad day yesterday
FECK on being so nervous you can't eat anything
FECK on being so tired from not sleeping well
FECK on missing my cat
FECK on someone spraying my car with this horrible mud that won't come off
FECK that today is going to be a really REALLY long day
FECK on forgetting my lunch
FECK that I know I forgot something!

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Message Number: 113
Date: Sat Feb 6 12:55:06 1999 PST
From: Pi (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Chineswe resterants

feck chinese resterants, never ever ecver go to one with tar(o)t and Em, unless you enjoy being humiliated and spending the whole meal a thousand shades of scarlet. T'was a good birthday tho.

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Message Number: 114
Date: Mon Feb 8 00:57:54 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Yahoo

Fecking Yahoo! 'The best internet directory'. Shyeah! Right! I informed them of the address change to the 8 Ball Films site on Thursday. I check today. STILL not changed!!!

I'm losing visitors!! It's not bloody fair!

Me.

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Message Number: 115
Date: Tue Feb 9 02:23:04 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Phone calls!

Bah! being woken up by tarot at 8am!
He really does sound a lot like wildcard as well...
(i'm really gonna get it for that comment i think.)
Si

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Message Number: 116
Date: Tue Feb 9 03:57:38 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Si's post...

Si, you are a dead man. Mothers will whisper your fate in dark corners to scare children....

You're gonna get taken to the bloody cleaners pal!

Wildcard, Sounding NOTHING like Tarot.

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Message Number: 117
Date: Tue Feb 9 04:36:49 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Wildcard's post....

People already talk about me to scare little kids.
Hey, I scare little kids

Take me to the cleaners? My jacket could do with a wash....
Si

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Message Number: 118
Date: Tue Feb 9 04:48:34 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH fat bastards sitting next to you, who fart really loudly and then walk out, leaving us there!

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Message Number: 119
Date: Tue Feb 9 04:49:07 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Hal's Post

Amen brother. Amen.

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Message Number: 120
Date: Tue Feb 9 04:49:35 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: "Fat men that fart

Sorry, isn't tarot in bath..?
Si

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Message Number: 121
Date: Mon Feb 15 15:49:54 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK having to leave Britain
FECK having to leave a certain Welsh lad
FECK crying
FECK bills I can't pay
FECKing phones
FECK FECK FECK

Depressed Madwoman. :-(

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Message Number: 122
Date: Mon Feb 22 02:05:07 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Ooooooh.

Feck! Spening too much money on Monday!
Feck! The Hudson Hawk being BLANK!!! HMV, WATCH OUT!
Feck! Getting beaten by my Uncle at pool. On the black ball too!
Feck! Friday night! Not enought money to get pissed!
Feck! Friday night for not pulling with said old friend ;)
Feck! Breaking a fecking knuckle by getting angry!
Feck! Walls being harder than my hand!
Feck! People constantly ramming the fact that they've met, shagged and are now in love down our throat. KEEP IT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS PLEASE!! SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL SINGLE!!!
Feck! JANET being fecked thereby negating the reasons for me coming into college today.
Feck! It's cold!

I think that is all ;)

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Message Number: 123
Date: Mon Feb 22 02:05:36 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Last week

Bah! Being ill on half-term!
Bah having to go to the bog every ten minutes.
BAH not eating ANYTHING all week from Monday to Friday night.
BAH the phrase 'put something in, get something out', applying to my digestive system.
Bah! My car needing 150 quids worth of bodywork.
But yay it looking OK again now...

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Message Number: 124
Date: Tue Feb 23 07:06:29 1999 PST
From: Pi (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Fecking feck

Feck drinking a whole bottle v of vodka on Saturday night and not getting pissed (though this meant no hangover)
feck still fancying Dave
Feck being perenially single and realiseing you are going to die alone
Feck Steve for talking through 'Jackie Brown' last night.
Feck having a lecture today and having to watch @un Chein Andelou@

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Message Number: 125
Date: Wed Feb 24 00:49:17 1999 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Feck breathing.

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Message Number: 126
Date: Wed Feb 24 00:50:42 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck!

FECK! Colege!
FECK! Shoddy telnet clients!
FECK! Janet server router thing still not working for hthe south of england properly.

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Message Number: 127
Date: Wed Feb 24 08:22:00 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah!

Bah bloke sitting next to me playing with a Zip disk box and making it screech horrifically, as it goes RIGHT through me.
Bah this telnet client showing *'s as little arrows!

Oi! No! May Rampaging Gurgling Turnips Remove Your Minute Brain And Pulp It For Use As A Dip For Their Vibrant Succulent Tortilla Chips, And Then Use Use Intestines As A Rope, To Hoist Your Skin As A Flag! So There! You Bastard! No! ARGH!

Um. I think I'm in on of those moods. You know the one where you sit down and cut things into yourself. Hmm. Heh. Argh. Whatever. I want to go home now.

EEHEHFj4efio43jio32222222222223j5iro38ff89y8ftrje

Joy.

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Message Number: 128
Date: Fri Feb 26 04:31:44 1999 PST
From: Live_No_More (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: My fucking car again.

BAH! After it's bodywork I discover that it is wearing out tyres again! ARSE! YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT CAR!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

Anyone wanna buy a Fiat Uno diesel? Great car - very reliable, economical and comfortable.
Well, 1 out of 3 ain't bad. Hang on - yes it is. DOH!

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Message Number: 129
Date: Fri Feb 26 06:38:31 1999 PST
From: Pi (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah!

bah! spending close to 200 pounds in gap yesterday
bah! hmv for beinf arseholes.
bah! Mvc, se above.
Pi (chopping up her barclay card and deny ing knowlede of it ever having existed.

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Message Number: 130
Date: Tue Mar 2 04:18:28 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Feck work
Feck being miserable
Feck thinking friends are upset with you
Feck certain people not being on-line when you'd hoped they would be
Feck nightmares
Feck being tired from said nightmares
Feck it only being TUESDAY

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Message Number: 131
Date: Tue Mar 2 07:03:44 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah video tapes

Don't you just hate VHS cassettes? When something goes wrong with one, and you have to open it up, WHY are there so many fiddly bits which instantly fall off and vanish, or can't be put back?
My 10-year old Amstrad rewinds videos very quickly and relies on the end of the tape to stop the mechanism. OK, fair enough, but it was a bit much when it rewound an old tape with such force that the tape came off the spool.
So, I had to open up the tape becuase I really didn't want to lose what was on it. Of course, all those nice little bits of plastic which form the ridiculouosly complicated mechanism to stop the spools being moved outside of a player fell out.
BAH! Stuff it. THen I lost the screws, and ths little plastic windows fell out. ARSE! So I now have a tape which works, but falls apart at the least pressure, and sometimes refuses to play properly. Bah! BAH! BAH!!!!

Yay! DVD discs becuase they HAVE NO MOVING PARTS! Roll on the recordable DVD player, so you can tape stuff off the TV with it. Only then will DVD become a true replacement for video...

Halbarad (BAH VHS!)

I typed: lust
The MOO replied: I don't understand that.
Heh.

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Message Number: 132
Date: Wed Mar 3 04:09:13 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: feck bistro

feck the bistro closeing and missing the last night ever.
feck the owner turning it into an arcade
feck there not being any decent clubs left in the area

tarot

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Message Number: 133
Date: Thu Mar 4 01:58:16 1999 PST
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Last Night

Feck! Tarot giving me a quintiple vodka and a triple Sambuca
Feck not being able to walk home!
Feck feeling quite ill
Feck not being able to type properly and being REALLY dehydrated today.
Feck just finding out that the first vodka drink I had contained 3 Vodkas, plus coke, topped up with black vodka and some sambuca.....bastard!
Feck! Just finding out that it was literally a 'splash' of coke...it was a 1/2 pint glass for fecks sake!!! No wonder I'm drunk!

Read the post on *yay ;)

Craig

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Message Number: 134
Date: Mon Mar 8 01:11:21 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH having to go to a crappy stupid wedding on Saturday.
BAH the people who designed Basingstoke having a fetish for roundabouts.
BAH not being allowed to drive the Saab
BAH having to sit next to my uncle's wife who is a complete hag and annoying and horrible.
BAH the Fiat logo falling off the back of my car this morning.
BAH being tired.
But yay seeing Return to the Forbidden Planet last week and it being quite cool, amazingly enough.
BAH Groupwise being complete and utter SHITE!

Halbarad (Bah!)

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Message Number: 135
Date: Mon Mar 8 01:12:53 1999 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARSE!

BAH only being able to get 2/3 of the spray paint off my car!
BAH the 1/3 left being a big cream splodge in the middle of a red door!
BAH my car again for having a knackered camshaft!

..but yay it having all its badges intact ;))

-jack

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Message Number: 136
Date: Mon Mar 8 04:12:18 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

BAH not getting any e-mail this morning
BAH having to go to work today in that crap loaner car
BAH feeling really really tired
BAH ex-boyfriends taking your full duplex sound card and giving you his shite half duplex without telling you - and now can't get it back
BAH on nightmares
BAH on missing your bf.

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Message Number: 137
Date: Mon Mar 8 04:23:25 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: "FECJ!

FECK! having shoddily desinged soudncards
FECK! having my comptuer crash everytime it starts up with a system registry fault
FECK! not being abled to have more than 392mb in my computer

Si

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Message Number: 138
Date: Mon Mar 8 04:32:22 1999 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Re : Si's post

392MB seems fine to me ;)

-jack

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Message Number: 139
Date: Mon Mar 8 04:42:34 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Cat

BAH my cat having a massive abcess last week so it had to have 10 stiches and go around with tubes hanging out of it's stomach for three days eewwwww!

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Message Number: 140
Date: Fri Mar 12 04:34:36 1999 PST
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah1

feck having to clean the Grill, the grill tray, the plates and find the coffee and a cup before I could even think about making my food this morning.
Feck being asked out by a 7 ft tall freak.

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Message Number: 141
Date: Mon Mar 15 05:27:36 1999 PST
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: [Tarot (#99): bah]

Date: Mon Mar 15 13:26:27 1999 GMT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: Bishop_Idler (#1289)
Subject: bah

BAH networking tutors keeping you behind for 20 min looking for one t peace,"BAH the missing part only costing about 30p/

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Message Number: 142
Date: Mon Mar 15 06:10:36 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECKing snow
FECK sitting in your car for an hour and a half while you dodge other people skidding off the road, hoping that you won't end up in a ditch or have your car smashed
FECK being so upset, nervous and freaked out that you can't really control your fingers
FECK crying
FECK feeling outcast, unloved, and generally like shit

FECK life. Why do I even bother?

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Message Number: 143
Date: Mon Mar 15 07:56:44 1999 PST
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah

bah everyone going home
bah no-one intresting on-line
bah no been able to drive for two weeks
bah not having enought money
bah parents
bah not been able to connect to my shell account
bah life in general
bah having to find somewhere to skin up
bah no having a pipe
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 144
Date: Thu Mar 18 01:20:51 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: STUFf

BAH BEINg on the computer with the sticky shift key!
BAH a heavy person from my class sitting on the bonnet of my car and denting it quite badly!
BAH One of the battery terminals falling off on the way here, making me panic completely after I Turn off the engine and everything dies completel. EASy fix though, so wasn't too bad...
ONce again, BAH THE sticky shift key on this computer.

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Message Number: 145
Date: Thu Mar 18 03:10:45 1999 PST
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah

Bah Having a full day of lessions
Bah not been able to bring my car into collage
Bah people walking over my car when i bring it in
Bah getting bollocked for alw squishie sitting on top off my car when i was driving round the car park
Bah Having to clean the fucker every weekend
Bah Having loads of hotrock holes in my seat
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 146
Date: Fri Mar 19 04:47:08 1999 PST
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: fek and double feck

Fek you supposed friends going off and leaving you
Feck not been able to bring the car in
Feck having to stay at collage
Feck life
Feck not been able to connect to my shell sc account
feck have ing really slow connecitions to everywhere else
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 147
Date: Fri Mar 19 06:21:59 1999 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: councilers

YAY being told your getting a laptop cos your dislexic
BAH having to wait 3 months for them to sort the order out,
BAH when they phone up to arrange delivery, it turning into a nice desktop instead of an excellent laptop
BAh phoneing the council up and having to explain that a desktop is no good, because you need to be able to carry said computer around with you.
BAH fining out that one was orderd because, the phoke do did the dislexia test, missed out the word laptop
BAH having to phone 7 or 8 differnt council offises to find said blokes, office
BAH when you finally get through to his office he is not in.
YAY explaining the situation to the other person, in his office, and her agreeiing that a laptop would be better for my needs.
BAh having to wait abouth 3 months now for said equipment.. again

tarot - FECK

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Message Number: 148
Date: Thu Mar 25 01:58:03 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Reel 2 reel

BAH Fecking BTEC ARSE students who take over the fecking studio BAH ARSE BOLLOCKS FECK!

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Message Number: 149
Date: Tue Mar 30 20:17:53 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Ahem.

Message from Steve:

BAH on the pond.

Don't ask me. I don't know why he couldn't send it himself, but I got direct orders to log onto Craggy and post this. :-)

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Message Number: 150
Date: Wed Mar 31 09:52:18 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARse!

ARSE!

Nuff said.
Si

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Message Number: 151
Date: Mon Apr 12 00:48:49 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Fecking stuff

BAH my car
BAH not being able to afford a decent car
BAH finishing college soon.
On the other hand YAY finishing college soon.
BAH no Internet at home.
Why is it, when you are not on the MOO and can't get to it, you have loads of things to post to the mailing lists, and then as soon as you get on the MOO, you can't remember a single smegging thing?

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Message Number: 152
Date: Mon Apr 12 00:50:39 1999 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH! on spending huge amounts on mobile phone calls.
BAH! on spednding just as much money on text messaage on them
BAH! at people being little bit ill and not coming down the pub.,
YAY! there being a john woo type film season thing on channel 4
BAH! I can't think of anything else! my brain hurts!
!SI!

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Message Number: 153
Date: Mon Apr 12 02:30:49 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Electronics

I HATE electronics what a load of shite we'ere ona media corse for fuks sake why do we need to do electronics bunch of fecking asrsing shite hate hate hate hate hate it completely
BAH writing fecking equations in word bunch of arse too fecking difficult crappy shit text facilities bah stupid bucnch of crappy crap crap arse.
Kill hate rage disgust hatred.

Halbarad (Doesn't like Electronics. Duh)

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Message Number: 154
Date: Mon Apr 12 02:32:43 1999 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: The advantages of doing electronics....for fun.

Well in electronics, being a compulsive joker myself, you can get up to a lot of fun.
Here's a few thingfs you could try, and then they might stop teaching you electronics.
Try and run a IC chip off DC mains power supply....240V? whoops...
Get the biggest capacitor in the lab, charge it, cross the legs, and throw it to tarot *(if he was there)*.
Try and run 10 amps at 240 voltes thru a 10ohm resistor. they smell quite bad.
Si

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Message Number: 155
Date: Mon Apr 12 02:37:06 1999 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Ah, more electronics quickly.

Ask your teacher if you can build a tesla coil or diode pumps, and ask him why he think's they're unsafe....they're not.....if you don't go too near them.
Or even more drastic action, just try and find the resistance of the teacher.... ;)
Si

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Message Number: 156
Date: Tue Apr 13 04:58:39 1999 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH! LAG!
BAH! Buying a 10.1gb HD and finding it has bad sectors on it.
BAH! Returning the hard drive, getting another one, and THAT having bad blokcks on it.
BAH! getting shite phone reception at brock.
BAH! It bneing sunny and not being able to go down the beach.
Si

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Message Number: 157
Date: Mon Apr 19 01:28:48 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: My Mum's car.

I HATE MY MUM@S CAR. Why? It left me stuck in Rhyl with a flat tyre and no way to get the smegging wheel nuts off because the wheelbrace was shite.
So, I spent about 4 hours in Curry's car park yesterday.

Also, my car did it's comet impression again this morning, with all the frozen snow on it ;)

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Message Number: 158
Date: Tue Apr 20 17:33:37 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Sigh

Life is wonderful, and then you wake up. I woke up and the wonderful dream ended, and I was standing alone in the airport.

But no one wants to hear this.

God, am I depressed. Life is so cruel at times.

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Message Number: 159
Date: Wed Apr 21 06:21:15 1999 PDT
From: Laura (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECKIN JOHN NEWSINGER!

fecking arsehole of a lecturere (actually he's a lovely bloke) But I've had to change my sodding essay title to something he will find more interedsting. AND he's moved the due date forward. THERE IS NO JUSTICE!

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Message Number: 160
Date: Thu Apr 22 07:47:05 1999 PDT
From: Laura (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Shopping and stuff.

Feck! going into town to cash Em's grant cheque and spending over 80 quid on stuff I don;'t need.
Feck! the best reception in my o halls for my mobile being in L kitchens Bathroom.
Feck! Uni email.

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Message Number: 161
Date: Fri Apr 23 04:53:38 1999 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: I swear we have a 186 fora server at brock...

PING instant1.brock.ac.uk (194.83.233.1): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 194.83.233.1: icmp_seq=0 ttl=242 time=1324.8 ms
64 bytes from 194.83.233.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=242 time=1886.0 ms

I mean, that's speed.
Si

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Message Number: 162
Date: Wed May 5 05:23:22 1999 PDT
From: Laura (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: fecking film studies

FECK! stressing out over my essay for film studies, writing it, and discovring I'm 1000 words over... FECKING JOHN WOO!

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Message Number: 163
Date: Wed May 5 07:04:20 1999 PDT
From: Beep (#292)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: project report

I'm so fecking bored with my project report

Beep

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Message Number: 164
Date: Wed May 5 08:37:59 1999 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: [Craig (#3): Real Player]

Date: Wed May 5 16:37:34 1999 BST
From: Craig (#3)
To: (#1260)
Subject: Real Player

I would like to take this moment to say ONE thing....BAH fecking Real Player! Number ONE - It's SHITE quality.

Number 2 - It's slow and continually pauses as it tries to stream the next frame.

And finally, 3 - It won't let you save the thing to the hard-drive so you can play the video at the right speed.

I'm upset 'cos I wanted to ogle....I mean WATCH the Britney Spears video....

Mmmmmm. Britney....

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Message Number: 165
Date: Wed May 5 11:24:48 1999 PDT
From: Laura (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Re: eal player

Hmmmm brittney Spears.
on the other hand MMMMM Britney Spears.

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Message Number: 166
Date: Wed May 5 11:27:57 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

And on the other hand....(okay, three hands)...eeeeeek Britney Spears.

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Message Number: 167
Date: Fri May 7 01:36:10 1999 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: [Craig (#3): Jobs]

Date: Fri May 7 09:35:20 1999 BST
From: Craig (#3)
To: (#1260)
Subject: Jobs

Right, this is a rant. You have been warned....

As a student fast approaching "The Real World" and in need of funding....why the bollocks can't I get a job?

Okay....maybe I'm not extremely well qualified...but I know some stuff. I can code in HTML, C, and some Javascript....but NOoOoOo...people want C++ and SQL. To quote the Fast Show....Awwww Booger!

Now, surely they can't expect people to be 100% qualified at first....so....instead they say, for example, 'must have 2 years commercial web programming experience.'

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET EXPERIENCE IF NO-ONE WILL GIVE YOU A JOB????

Now listen. We are the future. We are the next generation of working types....I don't wanna have to sign on...and I'm sure no-one else does. So, here's an idea:

Write to Mr. Tony Blair, 10 Downing Street, London - and say that you want to help cut unemployment...starting with yourself, so get me a job you patronising GIT!

Rant over....

Craig - Pissed Off 'cos he might end up in Macdonalds forever.

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Message Number: 168
Date: Fri May 14 03:57:32 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND CARS?!?!!?

Park the car for 10 minutes, come back and there's a huge pool of oil under neath!
BAH the fecking sump was split! ARSE!
hate livingin on a track where cars are always destroyed - I WANT MY LAND ROCVER BACK!
ARSE!
ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE!
On the other hand YAY John from my class being there and getting a gallon of oil free from a garage!
BAH though.

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Message Number: 169
Date: Mon May 17 05:23:13 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: What is it with me and cars - part 2

ARGH!
Get the sump on my car fixed easily. Driving out of the garage and a smegging Transit reverses into me and knackered up the wheelarch!!!!!!!

FECKING ARSEING BASTARD!!!

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Message Number: 170
Date: Mon May 17 05:25:22 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: What is it with me and cars - part 3

And to top it all off - the car this all happened to wasn't mine - it was my Dads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Message Number: 171
Date: Tue Jun 1 02:29:15 1999 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH

BAH not being able to talk to ANYONE about starwars
BAH not being able to talk to anyone about the HFStival cos no onehas hurd of90 percent of the bands.
BAH HAVING TO COME HOME
BAH not seeing kara for another 3 weeks

steve

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Message Number: 172
Date: Tue Jun 1 06:41:37 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: My car.

BAH a new fuel tank, and a clutch cable, which took a month to find. What a bunch of ARSE!
BAH not being able to afford a decent car!

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Message Number: 173
Date: Tue Jun 1 19:17:45 1999 PDT
From: Moonflower (#1319)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK summer head colds.

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Message Number: 174
Date: Tue Jun 8 08:18:33 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bikes

BAH repairing a pucture on my bike, only to discover 3 more an hour later! ARSE!
BAH having to get a new inner tube.
BAH cycling 10 miles around the Brenig.
Yay actually making it though!
BAH the saddle being shite so my butt aches even now!

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Message Number: 175
Date: Tue Jun 22 03:20:00 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: TRaffic

BAH turning right at a roundabout and being cut up by some DICKHEAD in an Alf Romoeo who goes in the left hand lane and undertakes you WAHT A PRICK!
BAH morons in huge Rovers who cut you on the A55 because they overtook you when they were too close to their turn off!
BAH morons in Ford Focuses who do almst exactly the same thing, but pull in just behind you and tailgate you for a mile, before they turn off WANKERS WANKERS WANKERS!
And I still maintain that almost all BMW drivers are BASTARDS CUNTS SHITHEADS!
I'm sure that BMW's are nice cars, they drive great, etc, but it's a shame that they are mostly company cars and the drivers always drive them like COMPLETE GITS!

There. I feel much better after that rant.

Halbarad (Bah!)

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Message Number: 176
Date: Tue Jun 22 03:45:48 1999 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Re : TRaffic

FECK on everyone who thinks that just 'coz my car has a turbo badge on the back i should be going 110mph!
FECK on absolutely everyone who's ever driven a mondeo. BASTARDS!
oh, and FECK on austin for making the wiring loom on the mini totally inaccessible.

hugs and kisses,

jack

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Message Number: 177
Date: Thu Jun 24 03:25:08 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: My car again.

BAH! Drove over a mild bump and the tape motor dies in my stereo.
This isn't too much of a problme, because the knocking noise from the front suspension has quite a good rhythm.

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Message Number: 178
Date: Mon Jun 28 14:55:37 1999 PDT
From: Laura (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Father_jack = fecker

feck father_jack for not replying to my phone messages soon enough.. this guy has delay to the brain (and mobile o phone) which causes him to reply in only 24 hours.. not the usual 24 minutes. GRRRRRR.
Oh and Hal, I'm giving Craig a modem for a laptop to gibve to you, as well as some cables and other fun stuff for laptops that I no loner use since i have a better laptop now.

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Message Number: 179
Date: Wed Aug 4 17:31:37 1999 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: What can I say?

All I can say is - BAH people who forget where they come from....and then forget who helped them leave that 'place'

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Message Number: 180
Date: Fri Aug 6 04:51:32 1999 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: hmm

Feck people not being on the net at the tinme they are meant to be and having to hang round waiting for them when you have far better things to do than to sit here and wait for them to show up

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Message Number: 181
Date: Mon Aug 23 01:40:36 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Fecking bah.

Sony should anticipate that their Playstation controllers will get a lot of abuse. But obviously, they never thought that someone would throw it on the ground and jump up and down on it.
Mine still worked, but the analogue sticks were knackered. Several more times,m and the left shock motor came out, and the analogue stick vanished completely. I still haven't found it. Last night it gave up finally, with the left direction button not working. It's not easy to play Driver when you can only turn right...
Arse.

I should get one made from titanium or something.

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Message Number: 182
Date: Mon Aug 23 15:52:48 1999 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Newsgroups

BAH! Having to download all the newsgroups categories...and there being about 3,000,000!

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Message Number: 183
Date: Thu Aug 26 05:20:47 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Arse!

Fecking bunch of ARSE!
What is?
I don't know.
Hmm.

Halbarad (lost it)

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Message Number: 184
Date: Fri Aug 27 08:54:25 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Depressing

Player name Connected Idle time Location
----------- --------- --------- --------
Halbarad (#60) 47 seconds 0 seconds Cave (Help!) [Mailing]
Tarot (#99) 21 hours 13 hours Delusions of Grandeur
Father_Jack (#2) 2 days a day Tunnel of Goats
Sister_Caffeine (#1156) 8 days a day Semi-Detached

Total: 4 players, 1 of whom has been fecking around lately.

How utterly depressing.

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Message Number: 185
Date: Thu Sep 2 14:08:15 1999 PDT
From: Teeline (#1012)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!!!

*FECK- People talking shit!
*FECK- No one wanting to ask before thay speak!
FECK FECK FECK people who try to cause problems for no reason.

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Message Number: 186
Date: Fri Sep 3 01:44:51 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: xgrin jack

DAMN.

FECK getting the subject wrong.
FECK getting shampoo in my eyes this morning, and FECK my eyes still hurting from it.
FECK feeling sick.
FECK Linux for not working on a Mac Classic II
FECK not having any spare 4mb 30-pin SIMMs.

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Message Number: 187
Date: Sun Sep 5 10:05:34 1999 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Feck! In general! Everything! Including Jack! That's how much of a feck it is! Words, not even FECK! can describe how....so there's no word....I am!

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Message Number: 188
Date: Tue Sep 7 10:11:05 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Feck car trips when you're so worn out that you can barely walk, move, or do anything at all.
Feck work. Bah bah bah. I sometimes hate customers so much.

Kara, wanting to crawl under a rock and die.

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Message Number: 189
Date: Thu Sep 9 16:23:17 1999 PDT
From: Teeline (#1012)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!!!

My life and about everything that's going on in it
Having to kick my brother out in order to keep my home and not move to a new location
Fighting with my family
Court not serving my ex with papers so he would be able to see our son
FECK it all!

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Message Number: 190
Date: Mon Sep 13 01:20:07 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Arse

Bah no money because of incompetant payroll department.
Bah being really tired this morning, even though I didn't do anything over the weekend.
BAH having a headache.
Bah feeling sick.
BAH everything in general.
BAH fat people who ask you to buy the Big Issue every fucking day.
I don't want on! Go away! I didn't want one yesterday, and I won't want one tomorrow either! Fuck off and leave me alone!

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Message Number: 191
Date: Fri Sep 17 09:02:48 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Grah!

Feck being bored hungry and tired.
Feck not being able to afford a new G4.
Sigh.
Feck not being able to afford hardly anything...

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Message Number: 192
Date: Mon Sep 20 09:06:04 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH

BAH BAH BAH people who phone up and complain at you after you give one o their products a bad review.

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Message Number: 193
Date: Mon Sep 20 09:07:44 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: PRevious post

ESPECIALLY when they try and make excuses for the fact it's so shit.

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Message Number: 194
Date: Mon Sep 20 09:39:20 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: PRevious posts

BUt it is nice to have the editor also have a phone call and tell then to basically fuck off ;)

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Message Number: 195
Date: Tue Sep 28 09:08:50 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARSE ON EVERYTHING!

BAH Wisdom Teeth!
BAH this computer being too slow!
BAH not knowing how to build a palmtop from scratch, with a colour screen and running Linux!
BAH headaches.
BAH feeling really shitty in general.
BAH not being able to afford a decent car
BAH not being able to afford a decent computer
BAH press briefings with noisy americans who give you a headache with their penetrating voices.
BAH feeling sick.
BAH having to walk home feeling sick, with a headache and s swollen gum
BAH not being able to run the PalmPilot port of Linux on the Mac version of the emulator...
FECK!

Halbarad (Not a bad morning, but the day has gone massively downhill)

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Message Number: 196
Date: Thu Sep 30 06:35:22 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

BAH Today!
BAH loads of work all of a sudden!
BAH tripping over and twisting my ankle badly and everybody just laughing at me, even when I'm limping around for ages afterwards. Gits!
BAH having to walk home tonight!
Just BAH EVERYTHING really.

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Message Number: 197
Date: Fri Oct 1 06:05:15 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK missing Steve on the MOO by 4 minutes. Life just blows sometimes.

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Message Number: 198
Date: Tue Oct 5 19:17:26 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck

FECK men. FECK illness. FECK life. FECK death. FECK everything, everything EVERYTHING!

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Message Number: 199
Date: Tue Oct 5 19:50:17 1999 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: [Craig (#3): BAH!]

Date: Wed Oct 6 03:49:56 1999 BST
From: Craig (#3)
To: Bishop_Idler (#1289)
Subject: BAH!

Bah people who you are supposed to be seeing you, and then don't
Bah being alone
Bah having no job
Bah getting REALLY pissed to forget all this.
BAAAAH getting pissed and then sitting on your glasses thus rendering them fucked. Which means thats more money! ARSE!!

Basically, BAH. Life.

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Message Number: 200
Date: Thu Oct 7 02:13:13 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: "Bah work!

BAH having to review software meant for 7 year olds!
BAH having to go and listen to some people babbling on about boring printing systems.

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Message Number: 201
Date: Thu Oct 7 04:19:28 1999 PDT
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Libarys

Libarys love 'em or loathe 'em you can't ignore 'em.

For the first time I have to find a research article on a certain protein (rentioblastoma if anyones interested)so here I am
The libary has over ten floors full of research articles some of them dating back to 1665.
I have no clue how to eliminate Canadian mountain resource centre journals from my list so I've gotta search through ten floors each containing about 20,000 journals containing about 100 articles each.

And I've got plans for new years eve, next year.
Information - It sucks ass sometimes.

Rob - if you don't hear from me in three weeks send a search party.

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Message Number: 202
Date: Fri Oct 15 05:49:26 1999 PDT
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Bah computers that don't work
Bah not been able to go to the dungeon this saturday
Bah getiing stuck in a traffic jam
Bah idlers
Bah Having to spend 9 hours in lectures today
Bah life
Bah idlers
fighter-mage

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Message Number: 203
Date: Tue Oct 19 00:58:15 1999 PDT
From: Stephen (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: the phamntom menice episode 1.

just got the following sent back from lucas arts tech support.

Hello
The card you are using is one of a few cards that are incompatible with
the game. This is because it doesn't use direct 3D. To check this
"please run DXDIAG and it will say there. Unfortunately there isn't
anything I can do that will get the game working for you. I know this
is a pain but there really isn't anything that can be done.



Daniel Rose"Activision UK

"ARSE is all i have got to saywq

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Message Number: 204
Date: Thu Oct 21 08:45:55 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK

FECK dialling a wrong number and asking some old woman how much a G4 upgrade costs.
Sarky bitch too.

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Message Number: 205
Date: Thu Oct 21 20:33:17 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: subject Feck.

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Message Number: 206
Date: Thu Oct 21 20:34:20 1999 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck

FECK that for some bizarre reason, this MOO doesn't like SimpleMu mail.
FECK having to talk to my ex.
FECK weirdness with one of my friends.
FECK having to go to work tomorrow.

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Message Number: 207
Date: Fri Oct 22 03:17:03 1999 PDT
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

bah exams
Bah exams which you can't revise for
bah exams which you can't revise for with a head cold
bah exams which you can't revise for with a head cold and the bloke next to you sniffling
bah exams which you can't revise for with a head cold and the bloke next to you sniffling and still not being able to understand a single word
bah exams which you can't revise for with a head cold and the bloke next to you sniffling and still not being able to understand a single word and it being a final year exam and counting towards my degree

i don't like third year.

Sharrow - HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

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Message Number: 208
Date: Mon Oct 25 01:38:19 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Arse on colds, motorways and other things.

Feck having a cold.
Feck driving down yesterday and it was horrible the whole way.
I thought the M5 was a motorway, intended to let loads of people get to their destination easily and quickly. Wasn't I silly? It's actually the track for the Company Car Grand Prix. This event happens most days of the year, but isn't widely advertised. All you need is a Mondeo, Vectra, or other equally dull car and charge down the middle and outside lanes at 90mph.

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Message Number: 209
Date: Wed Oct 27 07:42:00 1999 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARSE!

BAH stupid people who buy Mac Format and then phone up and complain that they can't use the CD's on their 'We've got a Windows 95, we have'. USELESS ARSEHOLE PEOPLE CUNTISH PRATS!

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Message Number: 210
Date: Wed Nov 3 09:04:16 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!

FECK things not arriving for photoshoots
FECK!
FECK! FECK!! FECK!!!
Feckity feck feck feck!
!kcef !!kcef !!!kcef
FECK ARSE FESE ARCK! Etc, onwards, into the night!

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Message Number: 211
Date: Wed Nov 3 09:18:12 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: In fact, yet more

FECK FECK FECK THINGS not arriving for photoshoots!
FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!FECK!!!
That's how f*ucking disastorous this is!

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Message Number: 212
Date: Thu Nov 4 00:07:28 1999 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: WHY?!!

> That's how f*ucking disastorous this is!

why the *, eh, hal? ;)

-jack

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Message Number: 213
Date: Thu Nov 11 13:00:17 1999 PST
From: Xina (#1377)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

You people and your whole -- oooh, we can't be active when you log on because we're working or sleeping...oooh, don't you know there's a time difference. Feh on the lot of you.
I miss you guys :(

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Message Number: 214
Date: Thu Nov 11 14:00:39 1999 PST
From: Laura (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feckers

Feck friends whpo go and see B;lair Witch without you.. and then complain they couldn't get top showcase.. WHEN I KNOW THE WAY THERE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND!
bAH!

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Message Number: 215
Date: Sat Nov 13 04:35:15 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck!

FECK having to leave Wales
FECK being ill and having to go to the emergency room
FECK work for giving me a hard time for calling my best friend (who also works with me) to take me to the hospital
FECK not seeing Steve for AGES now
FECK all this happening BEFORE the weekend (what a lovely start to it)

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Message Number: 216
Date: Mon Nov 15 04:27:34 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bugger.

Fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK!

ARSE!

Halbarad (having a bad day...)

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Message Number: 217
Date: Mon Nov 22 18:05:40 1999 PST
From: Moonflower (#1319)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Aren't we all a happy bunch now, eh?
I have so many things to FECK about, it ain't even remotely funny.
So, I'm gonna feck off.

Moonie
P.S. I'm back. Not that any of you noticed I was gone. FECK!

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Message Number: 218
Date: Fri Nov 26 01:08:35 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK

FECK going out to my car last night and finding it had a flat tyre!
FECK having to trash the tyre moving it to a flat place where I could change the wheel.
FECK it being dark and not being able to see what I was doing hardly.
FECK the wheel nuts not coming off like they never do.
Feck having a two foot long wheel brace that only fits the Land Rover, and is up in Wales anyway.
FECK some prat who lives in his garage coming out and moaning at me.
FECK.
In a moment of rage and hatred, I wished it was a 2CV, because they only have three wheel nuts.
FECK smashing the hubcap up when I lost my temper and attacked it viciously with the wheel brace.

Halbarad (FECK cars!)

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Message Number: 219
Date: Fri Nov 26 06:01:19 1999 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECKING WORK!

BAH work.
BAH work. A second time.
BAH that my boss is seeming to put off giving me this promotion more and more each day.
BAH doing extra work but not getting paid for it, because boss cannot get his crap together.
BAH that I figured that since I was doing the work of a senior engineer, that I assumed I *WAS* a senior
engineer, only to be beat down by some idiot manager who isn't even MY manager, telling me that I am not
ALLOWED to use the title 'senior engineer' until my promotion is made official.

And BAH on me for saying, 'Oh, okay!' instead of giving him hell about it like I should have.

Oh, why do I bother?

And another BAH, because this is the exact same post I sent on Wacky. BAH - I am so lazy.

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Message Number: 220
Date: Mon Nov 29 01:00:42 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Weekend

FECk having a really boring weekend in just watching videos.
FECK having to come into work today.
FECK MVC not open yet so I can't go and get the Matrix.
FECK FECK FECK having to wait until tonight until I can actually watch the Matrix.

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Message Number: 221
Date: Tue Nov 30 01:36:31 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Matrix

FECK the Matrix DVD. The Region 2 one is equally fucked up as the Region 1 version, so
it doesn't work on my player. Not even slightly. It crashes within 10 seconds of putting the
disk in, so you have to turn the player off and on again. FECK! And all the extra features
need a Windows PC to run. What ARSE!! WHY did they have to fuck up the Matrix like
that?!

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Message Number: 222
Date: Tue Nov 30 06:10:30 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK

FECKN crap DVD Players which won't play the Matrix. Crap shops which sell the crap dvd players which won't play the matrix but don't tell you until the day after you bought the fucking disk. Crap shops which blame the disk and refuse to sell it when the player is the problem. DICKHEADS! ARSEHOLES BASTARDS AND CUNTS. ARSE!!!

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Message Number: 223
Date: Wed Dec 1 04:38:11 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Humming.

FECK FECK FECK FECK FECK people humming constantly and tunelessly.

Halbarad (right head) picks up a bottle of Pepsi Max and rams it down the bloke's throat and screams "Hum on this, fuckhead!".

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Message Number: 224
Date: Thu Dec 2 04:54:14 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Laser printers

You know how you never really pay attention to laser printers? They're the big grey boxes in the corner of the room that spit out your print. The only ones that are entertaining are HP ones, because you can display fun messages on their screens.
So reviewing one isn't fun. Sitting there watching it churn out page after page.
It's not as if it's a photo printer, where you can get some fun pictures and print them out to stick on your wall. Bah!

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Message Number: 225
Date: Thu Dec 2 16:16:02 1999 PST
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: [Craig (#3): Long one]

Date: Fri Dec 3 00:15:03 1999 GMT
From: Craig (#3)
To: FECK (#1551)
Subject: Long one

I apologise if this is a long list. Also, it may contain strong language....

Feck people who have no life of their own, and try to get one by attempting to make other people look sad and pathetic.

Fuck people who do so, knowing that said person has lived at home for 22 years, and is now moving to an uknown town, where he knows 1 person.

Feck people (The same person) who tries to talk to a pseudo computer programmer, or at least someone who knows about computers, about logic!

Fuck the same person who critisises (sp?) me because I don't wanna miss my mates. I'd love to stay here....but with the job!

Fuck people who can't realise that they're like they are as an escape from their past!

And double fuck to those people 'cos they ridicule ME 'cos I don't buy designer clothes - 'cos I'm quite happy with who I am.
FUCK PEOPLE who say they're happy with who they are...when they're not.
Fuck people who do, with all honesty try to make it easier, and then suddenly 2 weeks later change their minds
Fuck the fact that the only person who seems worried about the fact that I'm leaving 22 years of history and background, seems to be ME!
Fuck people who say 'You'll find IT when you're not looking for 'IT'", or "Plenty more fish in the sea" and other shite.
Fuck having a break with 'Racing Snake Films' justv as I plan to leave the area!
Fuck! Especially 'cos I have some (small) talent and some (weird) ideas!
Fuck! For being nervous about leaving everything I know, and NO-ONE appreciating the fact!
Fuck ME for being in the mood I am. And....
DOUBLE FUCK me for laying it all on the readers of this list....

I am open for mail counselling if anyone has a comment ;)

Craig

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Message Number: 226
Date: Thu Dec 2 16:17:00 1999 PST
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Oooops

Feck people calling themselves after mailing lists!


Here's a yay though....

YAY! Being a founder wizard of this MOO, so I can simply @foward ;)

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Message Number: 227
Date: Mon Dec 6 20:38:34 1999 PST
From: Moonflower (#1319)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK my current workplace with a spork!
FECK they gave me a "very good" review, but yet denied me for a fecking raise!
FECK them up the asshole sideways, roughly, with a pitchfork!
FECK them even more, those fecking clueless assholes, what they don't know YET is that I'm putting in my two weeks notice the end of next week! Now they will fecking squrim because they won't know what to do without me!
ANTI-FECK that I have employment agencies frothing at the mouth to employ me!

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Message Number: 228
Date: Mon Dec 20 00:53:32 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Snow.

FECK! FECK snow! Feck it being really cold in the flat, even with heaters on.
FECK the pavements being covered in solid ice, making today's journey to work extremely dangerous.
The only good point about the ice was that all the dog crap was frozen underneath, and if it wasn't underneath, it was solid.
FECK being cold.
Feck typing about as fast as a hypothermic slug because my hands are so cold!
FECK nearly being run over by some dick in a BMW who had obviously forgotten that, not only were the roads icy, but his car was rear wheel drive.
On the other hand YAY for bringing in some hot chocolate today...

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Message Number: 229
Date: Tue Dec 21 09:16:58 1999 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck!

FECK hard drives, SCSI, ATA, drivers, and crappy shitty buttocking ultra mega stupidly groiny cunty fartingly bumingly pottyingly scrotumingly ploppy anussy sphinctering bastarding buggering fecking arse crap shit formatting software which doesn't nipplingly testicling pusingly mucusingly WORK!

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Message Number: 230
Date: Fri Dec 24 08:48:21 1999 PST
From: Xina (#1377)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

I'm happy, dammit.

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Message Number: 231
Date: Sun Dec 26 12:03:15 1999 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!

FECK! having to wait till next month to get my Christmas overtime!
FECK! buying the normal version of Lock stock and then they release the directors cut which is brill!
FECK! having to lug 60kg worth of TV up the stairs and into my room!
FECK! having to find a place to fit aformentioned telly.
FECK! No snow! It's too warm here!
FECK! Having to go to work tomorrow!

FECKJ!
Si

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Message Number: 232
Date: Mon Jan 17 00:26:13 2000 PST
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Flats

Bah finding a decent studio flat...in a decent part of Brighton, thinking everythging was sorted, and then phoning 10 mins later to confirm and finding it had gone!!!

ARSE!

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Message Number: 233
Date: Mon Jan 17 05:23:22 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Flu

FECK Flu
Feck being ill
FECK!

Halbarad (Not ill any more however)

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Message Number: 234
Date: Tue Jan 18 07:26:05 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!

FECK NETSCAPE TO THE VERY DEPTHS OF THE FOUL STINKING PIT WHICH IS NASTY!!!!!
Honestly! If it wasn't for this program happily screwing up everything on the system, my Mac would be stable. Nothing else makes it crash! ARSE!

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Message Number: 235
Date: Wed Jan 19 05:39:04 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK

MEGA FECK ON EVERYTHING!

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Message Number: 236
Date: Fri Jan 28 08:14:07 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Shoddy!

Fecking crappy shoddy patty ploppy round cruddy erectile DNS servers!

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Message Number: 237
Date: Fri Jan 28 08:57:23 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Internet

Why is the Internet such apathetic, useless, slow, horribly designed, stupid, cuntish, bollocksing, round, pathetic, turd-like, buttocking, pubic-louse-like piece of SHIT?!

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Message Number: 238
Date: Fri Jan 28 09:07:49 2000 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Re: Internet

Buttocking? I didn't realize buttocks could be used as a verb :-)

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Message Number: 239
Date: Mon Jan 31 07:05:08 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Life

Life is like a dog turd. Brown, smelly, and then someone steps in it.

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Message Number: 240
Date: Mon Jan 31 08:00:18 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Genetic mutation

I've just seen a genetic mutation of the worst kind. My poor Mini-Egg, deformed in such a horrible way. It makes you want to cry...

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Message Number: 241
Date: Sat Feb 5 10:44:08 2000 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: rugby

why the hell did wales play like a bunch of amitures.
BAH FRANCE FOR HAMMERING US SO BADLY

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Message Number: 242
Date: Mon Feb 7 01:37:45 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!

FECK getting lost in Brighton.
FECK going through a red light because we were hecticly lost.
FECK there being a police car right behind us.
But yay the policewoman being nice and basically saying 'Don't do it again'. And she even told us how to get to Newhaven.
She didn't even mention my non-working brake light...
Or pull us over again when I nearly crashed into a parked car...

Halbarad (What a strange evening it all was...)

Also, American Beauty is great. Watch it immedietely.

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Message Number: 243
Date: Mon Feb 7 01:43:13 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: More FECK

FECK not getting home till 12:00 last night.
FECK the M27 being closed and habing to go through Southhapmton. Argh!
FECK/

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Message Number: 244
Date: Mon Feb 7 01:44:12 2000 PST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

FECK not getting to bed 'till 2.30am and getting up at 5.30am!
FECK on cancelled trains!
FECK on connex!
FECK on cold coffee with a big thick skin on it!
FECK on croydon!

ahh.

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Message Number: 245
Date: Mon Feb 7 07:19:21 2000 PST
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BUGGER BOLLOCKSING ARSEHOLE BASTARD

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SIT THERE AND MAKE FUCKING STUPID FUCKING ARSEHOLE BASTARD NOISES, YOU USELESS WORTHLESS PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT. WHY CAN'T YOU SIT QUIETLY, PRICK!

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Message Number: 246
Date: Mon Feb 7 18:21:54 2000 PST
From: Ishmael (#1602)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck My midget proffessor

Damn my midget proffessor, he is a two foot tall, knee cap licking, golf tee of a man. To hell with his teaching abilities, the man would best serve the public as a freak in some Health food ad. Feck his programming abilities, he can eat my poo for all I care.

Ishmael(Pissy cause Visual Basic is a Piece of Arse)

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Message Number: 247
Date: Tue Feb 22 05:33:40 2000 PST
From: Ishmael (#1602)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: horse poo

I shit on my Visual Basic instructor, the dwarfish looking bastard is a damn retard, I would kick him in the head if I thought he would live through it, the frail ass bastard decides he wants to smite me especially because I finish his retarded projects early, then he laughs at me when I ask him when it is due, and how much it is worth. To hell with tiny people ruining the lives of us giants. Damn im angry.

Ishmael(wishing he was a drunken sailor at the moment)

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Message Number: 248
Date: Thu Mar 2 10:12:41 2000 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH

BAH having way to much college work
BAH basically loosing my job for a mounth till things pick up in the talardy

anoyed
steve

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Message Number: 249
Date: Wed Mar 15 10:43:27 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah this year

What a pants year this has been so far. I lose my job, and one of my cats dies of cancer. Bah. BAH! Bunch of arse I say.

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Message Number: 250
Date: Sat Mar 18 02:13:02 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECKING BLOODY GODDAMN MICROSOFT

Spent AGES writing a fecking E-mail in Outlook and then I select a bit and type ctrl-X to cut a part and the whole bloody thing crashes! HOW CRAP DO YOU GET!!!!!!
I suppose I'm at fault for using crappy MS shite. My Linux install is dead and won't start up, so that's not my fault. And I haven't got a Mac which will work well with the Internet, so I have no choice. Fecking bunch of ARSE!!!!
If anyone has a monitor adapter for a Mac 6100, then let me know! Or a spare iMac they don't want, or in fact, any working Power Mac would be nice. Bah PCs. BAH THEM TO HELL!!

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Message Number: 251
Date: Sat Mar 18 07:02:18 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: PCs.

FECKING PC'S I HATE THEM DAMN THEM TO HELL!

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Message Number: 252
Date: Sat Mar 18 11:53:51 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Outlook

Outlook is a pants piece of nonsense and is about as stable as a Reliant Robin taking the corkscrew corner at Laguna Seca at 140mph. S\o there.

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Message Number: 253
Date: Fri Mar 24 13:21:41 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

In my left hand: A fairly recent PC, with a 350mhz K6-2, and 64mb RAM. But it has no working serial ports, which makes it pretty useless for anything really.
In my right hand: An old battered PC with a 166mhz Cyrix and 16mb RAM. It has working serial ports, but refuses to acknowedge the existence of my CD-Rom drive. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

PC experts - why do my serial ports not work? They come up as working under the device manager. The mouse does nothing, yet when I unplug it and start up Windows, it says it can't find a mouse plugged into the computer. If there is a mouse plugged in, it doesn't say this. Huh? I've fiddled with every setting I can think of, and I'm nearly to the state where I shall turn it on, and urinate onto the motherboard.

Flatline (going to save for a PowerBook G3 when he gets a job...)\

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Message Number: 254
Date: Thu Mar 30 12:52:55 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK AND ARSE AND BUGGER AND BUTTOCKING POO!

Bah having to type this on my Mum's incredibly slow 486 piece of nonsense.
Can anyone come up with a reason why ALL my hard drives have developed enough bad sectors to make them all utterly useless, even the one in my laptop?

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Message Number: 255
Date: Wed Apr 26 06:39:50 2000 PDT
From: Neo (#286)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARSE!

FECK the hotlist feature being incompatible with the @pagelength buffer (specifically the @more command)!

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Message Number: 256
Date: Tue May 9 11:14:38 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BT ARE ARSEHOLES.

About three or four years ago, our phone line was struck by lightning, and it was destroyed utterly. So, instead of actually laying a new phone-line properly, IE, under the ground, they gave us a 'tempory' phone line which goes across the fields dangling on the fence.

It's ridiculous. Now of course, it is starting to fail, and there are lots of little crackles and stuff, which makes modems fail completely.

And will BT listen? No. Bastards.

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Message Number: 257
Date: Tue May 9 11:15:13 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: RE: last post

The cause of that rant was becuase I was disconnected just as I was beginning a game of Card Guppies, which meant of course that I've lost a day. Bugger.

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Message Number: 258
Date: Wed May 10 16:01:49 2000 PDT
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: exams

Why is it when you get exams and you have to revise the TV suddenly gets really really good!
When you haven't got exams its absaloute crap! Are TV producers so worried about there jobs that they're trying to make sure that noone can get qualifed to take their jobs?
We have a right to know!!!!
(i suppose I'm not really doing any revision now so bah for that as well.)
Sharrow

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Message Number: 259
Date: Sun Jul 9 13:20:37 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARGH!

FECK not having a job.
FECK nobody giving me a job even though I've applied for loads.
FECK my CV being crap, but I'm going to rewrite it soon.
FECK DAMN BAH not being able to look at MOO mailing lists on the Internet.
FECK my car having NO grip in the wet at all.
FECK not being able to get new bass strings for my fretless so it sounds shite.
FECK major skin peeling although at least it's not my face this time.
FECK my bike having a flat tyre and no pucture repair kit.
FECK not being able to afford the Alien DVD box set.
FECK exhaust pipes because my car's is turning a rather expensive brown colour.
FECK my Star Wars R2D2 toy being worth no money because I treated it so badly as a child.
FECK everything.

I don't know why I wrote this post, becuase today I am in an optimistic and good mood for a change.

Flatline (probably schizophrenic knowing my luck)

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Message Number: 260
Date: Wed Jul 12 10:26:32 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

FECK stupid twats who come down narrow roads at you too fast, and force you to get out of the way. In this case there was nowhere but a wall with a street light. Result: A mashed wing, scrapes down the side and a trashed door mirror! And the fuckers didn't even stop!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!

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Message Number: 261
Date: Fri Jul 14 13:31:13 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK

FECK DVDs which scramble on my player and mean you have to reset the thing about 10 times to try and get it to like the disk.

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Message Number: 262
Date: Fri Jul 14 13:42:27 2000 PDT
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: DVDs!

I may be a Luddite, but does anyone else notice how much more difficult life has got with having to use all these things that are supposed to make our lives easier?
for example DVD's vs Videos. Now I'd imagine we've all been in the situation of screaming at the video recorder trying to get it to record something other than 'club@vision'. (I think my recorder was a cheesy quaver!)
But at the same time you could just stick the cassette into the thing and press play rather than fucking about with the whole computer DVD setup.
'But rob! what about all the special features!'
Fair point but how many of your DVDs have good features that your going to cxome back and use.
Honestly, I'd like a list of all the DVDs with featutres worth buying the DVD for?
Sharrow == the devils avacado.

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Message Number: 263
Date: Sat Jul 15 02:13:11 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: DVDs!

Actually, it's just because my player is shite.

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Message Number: 264
Date: Sun Jul 16 20:41:32 2000 PDT
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: arse

Don't you just hate it when you're on your last card in card guppies and you lose all your money, like 2 million, because the moo decides to go to a 3 from a 4.
arse!!!!
sharrow : too pissed off to say something funny

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Message Number: 265
Date: Sat Jul 29 12:28:16 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Crap

I HATE modern video recorders with automatic tracking, because I've got several older tapes which were recorded on a slightly erratic machine. With a manual tracking control you could get it set up right, but these bloody automatic pieces of crap NEVER get it right. It's so ANNOYING.

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Message Number: 266
Date: Thu Aug 24 11:31:32 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH!

Damn wisdom teeth! I hate them utterly and totally.

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Message Number: 267
Date: Sat Aug 26 10:00:46 2000 PDT
From: Marilyn (#1319)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAHHHHHHHHHHH

BAH on still being sick!!!!! This is getting annoying.

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Message Number: 268
Date: Sat Aug 26 13:28:02 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck

Feck life in general.

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Message Number: 269
Date: Sat Aug 26 21:39:25 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

Can't sleep. Tired. Bah.

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Message Number: 270
Date: Tue Oct 3 13:51:51 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

I should be exempt from filling in application forms due to congenitally bad handwriting.

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Message Number: 271
Date: Thu Oct 5 06:44:54 2000 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Fecking Microsoft!

It pays to be a Microsoft shareholder. No, we're not talking about the obvious benefits, such as voting against Bill Gates as Chairman of the Board of Directors.

I received a shareholders meeting invitation, along with a booklet of proposals, and a voting card to vote on each proposal. I flipped through the booklet (it is really long - about 20 pages) and then looked at the voting card. Next to the boxes that you can check to vote for, against, or abstain, there's a 'board recommended' vote listed there.

I guess this is so that people who are in a hurry, can just vote with what the board recommends without having to read through the booklet. But me, being my cynical self, decided that of course, the board is probably only going to recommend that you vote for or against proposals that will make them richer, not what is always best for the company.

Playing on this idea, I flipped open the booklet to really read what it was I'd be voting on. OK...vote for candidates on the board of directors...abstain on that one...OK...second one...vote on the new proposed stock options plan that allows employees to get stock options as an incentive to keep working for the company...OK...that's only fair, vote for on that one...

Wait a moment. The third proposal is a stockholder proposal to prohibit "soft money" donations made from Microsoft to specific political candidates. Now this I can sink my teeth into. The proposal states that it is not perfectly legal to lobby money to a particular candidate in order to get them into office to protect the company's best interests. For example - to contribute money towards a candidate who will oppose the break up of Microsoft's monopoly, who will support tax cuts for Multi-nationals, and oppose environmental regulations that would prohibit said large company and affiliates from taking undue advantage of natural resources or polluting these natural resources instead of spending money on environmentally safe disposal methods.

Of course, the board strongly suggests you vote AGAINST this proposal, as donating money to political candidates encourages people in the community to take more of an interest in the politics of their city, state, and country. What bullshit! OK....vote FOR that one...

The last proposal is another shareholder proposal - which if implemented, will force Microsoft to comply with the national labor laws of it's companies operating in China. The proposal states that Microsoft will pay the Chinese workers suitable wages, prohibit promotions or hires based on ethnicity, race, gender, marital status, political or religious affiliations

Surprisingly enough, the board recommends you vote AGAINST this proposal, as they already do this stuff, and therefore shouldn't have to implement this proposal. OK - if they already do this, then why oppose it? To be honest, it's cheaper for Microsoft to make products in China, because they don't have to comply with US labor laws, they don't have to hire within unions, and they don't have to provide people with a decent work environment.

It just never ceases to amaze me how STUPID Microsoft must think their stockholders are.

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Message Number: 272
Date: Thu Oct 5 06:51:00 2000 PDT
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Last post

The third to last paragraph got cut off, because Zmud is shite. It said originally that the proposal states that Microsoft should pay Chinese workers suitable wages, prohibit promotions or hires based on all the things I said up there.
It will also prohibit child labor, enforced corporal punishment by police stationed in factories and offices towards workers, allow workers to form unions, provide a safe and clean working environment, and not operate within forced labor, prison camps, or reform-through-labor practices.
Thank you.

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Message Number: 273
Date: Tue Oct 10 11:54:30 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Feck

Feck juggling.
Feck unicycles.
Feck everything./

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Message Number: 274
Date: Fri Oct 13 13:08:25 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK x 10000000000000

I discover that there is a free demo of a commercial PlayStation emulator for the Mac. Yay! So I download and run it. And it says 'Sorry, this software will only run on North American versions of the System'. WTF?! WHY?! The full version will run on any locality of the System. What utter crap.

FECK nobody local selling USB keyboards.

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Message Number: 275
Date: Fri Oct 20 11:43:15 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Macrovision

FECK FECK FECK FECK MEGA ARSE FECK Macrovision!

The guy who came up with this idea should have a bass guitar inserted in him. Sideways.

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Message Number: 276
Date: Wed Oct 25 11:26:23 2000 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Shoulder

BAH having a knackered shoulder, and not know how or why it is knackered.

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Message Number: 277
Date: Fri Nov 24 14:01:23 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

Bah sarcastic Job Centres.
BAH earache.
BAH falling asleep this afternoon, so I keep thinking it's Saturday now.
BAH people who steal cars (not mine at least).
BAH being very tired in spite of sleep.
Bah vibrating cushions which you don't know are.
Bah putting sarcastic Job Centres, instead of sarcastic people who work at Job Centres
Bah shyness being in the category of Diseases and Conditions.
BAH getting a headache from looking at the monitor.
BAH my room being cold.
BAH listening to my least favourite track on a CD for three minutes without realising.
BAH websites which have music, but doesn't work, so every time you go to it, you get a sodding error message.
BAH that stupid picture ripple effect.
BAH draughts in my room, although a new window on Sunday should fix that - yay.
Bah having about 6 half-read books next to my bed, and can't bothered to finish any of them.
BAH Netscape saying it is going to take 1:24 hours to download a 30k GIF.
BAH 404 errors.
BAH forgetting to send this.
BAH lots of unexplained hard drive activity

Apart from this, I'm not feeling too bad.

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Message Number: 278
Date: Fri Dec 1 12:32:48 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: @send *feck

MEGA ULTRA HYPER SUPER BAH flat tyres!
ULTRA BAH driving on it for ages witout realising, so it's probably trashed and the wheel too. In case you were wondering, I live up a dirt track, which makes it hard to tell.
But yay tyres being cheap for my car!

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Message Number: 279
Date: Sat Dec 2 05:03:37 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: The Tyre Saga

BAH the flat tyre being repairable, but not having enough tread to make it worthwhile. And the other tyre was just as bad, so it needed two new tyres on the back. Bah!

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Message Number: 280
Date: Tue Dec 5 13:32:21 2000 PST
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Well.....

Well, life is going great at the moment...NOT!

Got no job (after 14th Dec)
Lost a very good friend, and all the other very good friends I have who are better friends with him
Got a letter from the benefits agency with stuff that my previous employer wrote about me (about 50/50 truth/what she'd been told)
Which means that I'm unlikely to get ANY help from the government...
Which means that come the middle of Jan - I'm prolly gonna end up living back in Wales.
FanFUCKINGtastic

Ya know, sometimes suicide is MORE than an option.

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Message Number: 281
Date: Thu Dec 7 16:10:18 2000 PST
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: umm

Craigy boy,
I can't help you with the friend problem, having none myself but find out exact what your ex-bitch sorry ex-boss has said exactly. Then find out what you can prove and disprove.
Then take her to court on legal aid and sue her for slander. When you get to court and get in the witness box say you resigned because you found her collection of child pornagraphy.
The houses of parliment and the witness box are the two places in england where you cannot be sued for what ever you say.
she'll setlle out of court if you retract your statement and evryone walks away happy.

See you on the 19th!
Robbie boy - nice lad but an evil fuck to his enemies

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Message Number: 282
Date: Thu Dec 7 19:31:29 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH

BAH not being able to sleep.

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Message Number: 283
Date: Sun Dec 10 04:45:14 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

BAH leaky roofs.

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Message Number: 284
Date: Fri Dec 15 18:23:32 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

Come off the A55 and sitting on the end of the slip road waiting for the traffic to clear, when bang. Rear window is totally shattered. Pull over further up the road and the merest touch causes it to fall apart and cascade all over the parcel shelf, fall into the boot, and all over the road.
ARSE!
Luckily, I wasn't far from my Dad's, so I got a nice piece of plastic and stuck it over the hole.

Bah!

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Message Number: 285
Date: Mon Dec 18 10:21:22 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

I'm listening to Eminem, and I'm not in the mood for it. I've just spilled Pot Noodle sauce in my keyboard. The Internet is running as fast as a tortoise which has been stapled to the ground.

Bah.

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Message Number: 286
Date: Fri Dec 29 13:49:47 2000 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah!

BAH frozen water pipes
BAH no water.
Ultra MEGA BAH having to chuck water down the toilet to flush it.
Hyper BAH being smelly cos I haven't washed in 3 days due to the above problem.
BAH having to walk half a mile to the house cos my car can't get up the track with snow on it.
BAH smug twats in 4x4s who don't really need them when I could really use one right now.
BAH roads which have been snowy for AGES and not yet been cleared.
BAH enough snow to cause hassle, yet not enough to go sledging properly.
BAH wanting to have a really good rant, but running out of things to rant about.

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Message Number: 287
Date: Sat Dec 30 18:18:36 2000 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK

FECK! being very nearly drunk for 48 hours straight....
FECK! For running out of alcohol!
FECK! For missing a train at southampton and having to stand in the freezing cold for 90 minutes!
FECK! For probably having a shitty new year's eve tomorrow....

I'm in a happy mood....can't you tell?
Si

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Message Number: 288
Date: Sun Dec 31 14:11:04 2000 PST
From: Laura (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAh!

Bah! falling over in the wind about 3 hours before I was due to go out for New year celebrations and booze up, spraining/twisting my ankle and being tolf to rest it for a night.
So, night on-libne for me then.

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Message Number: 289
Date: Thu Jan 4 05:03:46 2001 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: FECK!

FECK! Having a bad cold and a cough!
FECK! Being absolutely broke!
FECK! Having to help my mother pay for stuff because she's going through a divorce!
FECK! Having to go to work tonight ill!
FECK! Having a shit week.
FECK! Having lost something very important for a fecking stupid stupid reason that I should have noticed
FECK! Having all my friends working whilst I'm not so no-one to drink myself stupid with
FECK! Having 14 hours sleep in the last 5 days!

Oh happy days....
Si

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Message Number: 290
Date: Sat Jan 6 11:12:02 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Microturd's website

OK, so I've got a Word file which I need to look at. I don't have Word. So, I go to Microsoft's web site to download a viewer. According to rumour, such things exist. However, can I find one? No. BAH!

Their website is truly crapo.

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Message Number: 291
Date: Thu Jan 11 10:12:59 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah stuff

Bah being ill with a cold.
Bah my Mum being more ill with gallstones.
Bah not being able to afford the new PowerBook G4, which is gorgeous.
Bah hideous stuff in college with Excel.
Bah lots of things I can't be bothered typing.

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Message Number: 292
Date: Thu Jan 18 12:20:47 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

BAH it being cold, so still no water for showers or toilets. ARGH!

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Message Number: 293
Date: Sun Jan 28 01:43:25 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARGH

BAH erratic PlayStation CD drives.
ULTRA MEGA HYPER BAH corrupted memory cards!

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Message Number: 294
Date: Sun Jan 28 10:58:41 2001 PST
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Grrrrr


Well, I just got my new computer - with a nice ATI graphics and capture card...

And I can get the thing to accept video...but can I get the sodding sound card or possibly the video editing software to capture audio?

Mebbe I'll go all retro and just make silent films...unless any one has any ideas?

feckfeckfeckfeckfeckfeckfeck!

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Message Number: 295
Date: Mon Jan 29 09:31:29 2001 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Video capture

Yeah get a sony laptop and a sony DV cam....instant vid editing! YAY!
You could also do your films in B&W for that noir look....

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Message Number: 296
Date: Mon Feb 5 15:13:43 2001 PST
From: Si (#665)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Alcoholism 101

A few scimple things about alcoholism, advantagess and disadvantaes

You can't drink more than a litrre of vcodka neat in a hour, or i damn well cant anyway
It's fucking expensive, especially when youre broke
Days become a blurr
Advantage - you can drink alll your freinds under the tgable
Advantage - they start to call you buy your name at your local, all the time
You dont eat and lose a lot of weight
Everone seems quite amusing which helps with depressions

Apart from that, i cant thinkf of many more, so i'm off for now.

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Message Number: 297
Date: Thu Feb 8 03:22:41 2001 PST
From: Marilyn (#1319)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

life fecking sucks

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Message Number: 298
Date: Fri Feb 9 21:46:10 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Cold

Bah having a cold.
Bah being cold.

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Message Number: 299
Date: Wed Feb 14 13:27:36 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

Bah colds.
Bah no car.
Bah snot.
Bah spreadsheets

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Message Number: 300
Date: Sun Feb 18 08:54:56 2001 PST
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah

bah viruses
bah lack of driving license
bah living miles away from anywhere
bah my girlfriend living on a different continent
bah american adverts
Bah everyone finshing college/uni and noone being on here anymore

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Message Number: 301
Date: Mon Feb 19 10:17:27 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

Feckin' X Terminals!
BAH X Terminals not booting
Feck having a 16-port hub and only 2 patch cables, which is really really silly.
BAH the Linux boxes monitor dying, so I have to telnet into it to do stuff.
Yay getting another patch cable today!
Bah new deal crap

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Message Number: 302
Date: Thu Feb 22 10:07:19 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: ARSE!

BAH crappy piece of crap PlayStation.
Bah crappy PlayStation CD-Rom drives.
Bah cracked discs.

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Message Number: 303
Date: Thu Feb 22 10:20:54 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

I like Macs, they are my preferred platform. But by GOD Apple REALLY piss me off sometimes.
Who on EARTH is going to buy the new 'Flower Power' iMac?! It is the most hideous piece of crap I have ever seen.
If they wanted to change the look of the iMac, they should have made it silver, or a dark metallic grey. ANYTHING but that Flower Power crap.
And the Blue Dalmation or whatever it's called is shite too.

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Message Number: 304
Date: Fri Mar 2 13:45:59 2001 PST
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: arse arse arse

Why is it that evry job I'm apllying for says one year experince in the field?
Its a FUCKING PA JOB!!! Trained monkeys could do this postion!!!
I've only got 6 months as an intern under my belt what am I mean to do? Do another six months of back breaking labour for no more than a pat on the back and a good refrence?

Well actually there is some good news, All of the postions stress that you DONT need a media degree in fact some say that media degrees won't be considered.

Hmmmmm Back to the bar Methinks!

Sharrow - wishing he found acountacy interesting

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Message Number: 305
Date: Sat Mar 3 10:41:50 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah!

BAH assignments
BAH!!!!
Bah not being able to concentrate
Bah
FECK!
arse

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Message Number: 306
Date: Tue Mar 6 07:33:41 2001 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Re: arse arse arse

Rob, this is why with a degree in Russian and Political Science, I'm not working for the State department. I'm a web applications developer. And I had to start in technical support for almost 2 years just to get into THIS job.

It's hilarious the way that the newspapers write that there are too many jobs that require skilled workers in the DC area, and not enough workers to fill them.

It's because they won't hire straight out of college. Ummm...well there's your work force, boys. Ambitious college grads who will work for cheap just to work. Instead, they'll hire 30 year olds with much less ambition, for 20K more than you can pay college grads, just because they have a few more years of so-called 'experience.'

You know what experience is? How to determine which meetings are of actual use to you, and which meetings you apply your knowledge and expertise of sleeping with your eyes open.

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Message Number: 307
Date: Wed Mar 7 12:51:51 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Arse

Bah assignments
Bah stress
BAH!
Bah heat
Bah farting all day.
Bah the farts being loud and smally.
Smelly too.
Excessively so.
Bah people being sarcastic.
Bah college running out of drinks.
Bah no money
Bah new Daft Punk album not out till the 12th
Bah thinkgs
Bah ISPs
Bah PSTN
BAH no free broadband access
Bah computers.
Bah Microsoft
Bah Word
Bah time management
Bah databases
Bah e-commerce
Bah stupid people
Bah stupid people who smell (not me)
Bah ignorant people
Bah ignorant people who are arrogantly ignorant.
Bah bossy people
Bah stupid people who think it's cool to trash computers
Bah people who smash windows
Bah people in Renault Clios who come hurtling round corners on the wrong side of the road
Bah foot and mouth
Bah plectrums
Bah snapped strings
Bah buzzing pickups
Bah dodgy tuners
Bah brown sauce
Bah broken CD boxes
Bah being tired
Bah aching leg
Bah fat noisy people
Bah dead things on the roda
Bah no decent speakers in car
Bah Windows for not intalling on my PC.
Bah Linux for being annoying and fiddly.
Bah Ethernet
Bah broken 2.5" hard drive adapters.
Bah broken laptops
Bah broken palmtops
Bah stupid books which make no sense
Bah annoying college lecturers who look like Ewoks
Bah annoying Canadian lecturers
Bah enthusiastic lecturers who shout when you don't need it.
Bah ethernet collisions
Bah tomato ketchup bottles with gunge around the top
Bah monopolies
Bah strange noises from the roof.
Bah bats being protected, but they're cool so that's OK
Bah crap PC keyboards.
Bah no spare USB ports
Bah broken PlayStations
Bah batteries for wearing out
Bah infra-red connections for being slow
Bah moedms
Bah having no money
Bah there being loads of cool DVDs that I can't afford
Bah there being a DVD called Mean Bitches in Leather
Bah rubbers
Bah my bass having only four strings
Bah not having any Pepsi Max, only Diet Pepsi, which is horrible
Bah pink.
Bah muddy cars
Bah running out of washer water on a day when I really needed it
Bah squeezy frogs which don't ribbit any more
Bah wires all over the place
Bah Limp Bizkit for having a stupid name
Bah the current charts shite
Bah Radiohead
Bah bands being great then losing it.
Bah Woolworths
Bah computers
Bah smug gits with lots of money
Bah religion
Bah Christians who force it down your throat
Bah smelly things.
Bah dog poo
Bah cracked screens
Bah floppies
Bah broken disk drives
Bah snapped video tapes
Bah toilets
Bah college toilets
Bah people who wee all over the place in college toilets.
Bah having to use the staff toilets.
Bah staff who complain at you because you're using the staff toilets.
Bah people who talk loudly and unamusingly about their sex life.
Bah people who burp noisily
Bah people who have to listen to each tune their phone plays IN FULL at least twice before they choose one.
Bah people trying to compose tunes on their phone.
Bah people who do nothing but E-maIL EA ch other from the workstation next to them
Bah stupid people who try and hack the network but have no clue how to even begin.
Bah people who type at about 1 word per hour.
Bah keyboards.
Bah keyboards with icky substances in them
Bah people who leave fingerprints all over monitors.
Bah postings to bah which go on for ages.

Heh.
tapes

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Message Number: 308
Date: Mon Mar 12 14:59:25 2001 PST
From: sharrow (#397)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: bah

bah jobs.
Bah not having a job
Bah being perfectly suited to a job but not having enough qualifications
Bah online applications that don't work
Bah phoning a company and getting a computer message.
Bah apllication form email attachments that don't work
Bah fax paper
Bah having to write a maximum of 800 words and only writing 400
bah everyone saying that you need to get a real job
Bah everyone thinking that Racing Snake is 'just for fun'
Bah being a dyslexic writer
Bah being a great Intern but not getting a job because of it.
Bah having to go back to britain without a job.
Bah probably having to go back to working in that goddamn bar.
Bah bah'ing about everything.

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Message Number: 309
Date: Sat Mar 17 01:28:02 2001 PST
From: Trinity (#1441)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Living...

Ok... my life is a living hell.
It is also very strange.
This is only one episode of many, but I feel like I must brighten every one's day with it .
The house I live in is owned by an old couple who also live here. The old man does not get around at all, he sits in the kitchen all day, reading at the dinning table. Well one of the many things he doesn't do is make trips to the bathroom. Instead he uses a port-o-potty or small hand held urinals.
Well one day earlier this week his wife had emptied all of the small urinals into a bucket to be flushed. On her way to the bathroom she tripped, lolost her balance, and dumped the bucket of pee all over the kitchen floor.
This was all happening while I was upstairs still trying to sleep. All of it was very loud. After a while I got brave and went out on the landing, only to be met by the stench of urin. I nearly lost it right there and then. It wouldn't have been so bad if she would have cleaned it up, but no, she just left it there to reek.
It wouldn't have been *QUITE* so bad if the house could have been opened up and aired out, but the old people couldn't stand to be cold! Admidtidly it was only around 45 F outside... but the house stank of pee!!!! Eventually, I got brave and cleaned it up...... EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then washed my hands in REALLY REALLY hot water.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Message Number: 310
Date: Sat Mar 17 13:11:59 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

Bah loneliness.

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Message Number: 311
Date: Mon Mar 19 10:31:36 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah

Bah things
Bah Flying V basses only being available in America
Bah not being able to afford one anyway
Bah not knowing how to make my own.

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Message Number: 312
Date: Thu Mar 22 01:58:09 2001 PST
From: Trinity (#1441)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Life

I live in a house that smells of old people.
They have no concept of the meaning of the word clean.
I admidt, my apartment was pretty gross while at school; so I hate doing dishes, and laundry; but, don't we all?
I don't know if the rest of you have ever encountered struceral dirt.
This isn't just dirt, it's not just a lack of frequent cleanings.
This is decade upon decade of dirt, infact as far as I understand, over a century.
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY??? WHY??? WHY???

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Message Number: 313
Date: Mon Mar 26 07:17:12 2001 PST
From: Kara (#1363)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject:

Bah flu
Bah giving flu to fiance
Bah fiance being completely depressed and therefore making himself sicker
Bah being at work today
Bah having too much to do, but not being able to concentrate due to aforementioned flu
Bah this wedding costing so much
Bah everything right about now.

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Message Number: 314
Date: Wed Mar 28 08:22:37 2001 PST
From: Steve (#99)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAh

BAH Flue
BAH getting depresed because none of my so called friends from the Uk are comming to my wedding
BAH the depression making my illness worse
YAY at least one friend is comming. thanks
YAY it is flatline
YAY Flatline comming over to vixit in about 14 days
BAH realising that the people i counted as friends are fucking assholes

Steve

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Message Number: 315
Date: Wed Mar 28 10:23:15 2001 PST
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: Bah stuff

Bah today at college for being exessively dull.
BAH snapped handbrake cables.
Bah annoying people in college.
Bah annoying people who fart (too many)
Bah stupid people who come onto the college bus and puke all over the place. The driver was VERY unhappy.
Bah roadworks delaying the college bus.
ULTRA YAY not having to do New Deal crap over Easter cos of going to America.
Bah the Job Centre hating me because I'm leaving the country, so I have to sign off and on again.
Bah Microsoft.
Bah touchscreen LCDs being expensive.
BAH PlayStations for using cheap crappy components.
Bah not having the required microscopic screwdriver necessary to repair the cheap crappy components.
Bah crap DVD players which don't play the Matrix and X-Men
Bah crap DVD players which don't play the Matrix and X-Men
Bah crap DVD players which don't play the Matrix and X-Men
Bah crap DVD players which don't play the Matrix and X-Men
Bah crap DVD players which don't play the Matrix and X-Men
Bah crap DVD players which don't play the Matrix and X-Men

That last line is repeated intentionally. It really annoys me.

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Message Number: 316
Date: Fri Apr 27 17:26:35 2001 PDT
From: Laura (#105)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: BAH

Bah! men
BAh! men who don't come over when they say they will
Bah! men who only come over to collect my money and use my computer.

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Message Number: 317
Date: Wed May 2 15:53:43 2001 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: "BAH

BAH college stuff
BAH reports
BAH BAH BAH presentations
BAH the above things not being finished
BAH borrowing Gremlins, Being John Malkovich and Cult Kids Classics (COUNT DUCKULA!!!) on DVD and not being able to watch them because of above.

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Message Number: 318
Date: Wed May 2 15:54:59 2001 PDT
From: Flatline (#60)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: AREGH@!

BAH typing '@qyut\\'!!!
BAH typing 'AREGH@!'.

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Message Number: 319
Date: Wed May 2 16:59:50 2001 PDT
From: Craig (#3)
To: *feck (#471)
Subject: grrr

Feck actually sorting your head out so you're no longer a manic depressive tosser...
Feck getting said head sorted out and then realising that life still sucks
Feck not actually being able to afford said 'life'
Feck crap jobs
Feck crap paid jobs
Feck crap paid crap jobs
Feck having loadsa qualifications and stuff, but not actually knowing anything that will get you a decent wage
Feck all these people who live with their parents...YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!
Feck
Feck
Feck
Feck

Grrrrrrrr

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Message Number: 320
Date: Thu May 3 15:03:44 2001 PDT