Name: General
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Message Number: 1
Date: Mon Mar 23 06:40:29 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: New MOO!
I would like to welcome all of you to the New MOO on the block....Craggy Island.
So, you thought we were all being obnoxious and ignoring you last week? No! We were busy preparing this little Craggy MOO for all you players, so enjoy!
Father_Wildcard
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Message Number: 2
Date: Mon Mar 23 06:58:53 1998 PST
From: Father_Slacker (#1)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: New MOO
Right peeps. As you will have noticed NecroMOO is no more
The wiz staff of necromoo did think long and hard about this decision and its a shame when a moo like necromoo comes to an end, but we had our reasons.
A few people have requested an explanation of why necromoo has been shutdown I'll make a note giving the details for people to read.
We also appologise for any inconvinience this has caused. If you have important stuff you want back from necromoo then mail the details to *wiz and we will get it back for you.
This MOO is not necromoo under a different name, its a new moo with new ideas and new staff, so please treat it as if it is a new moo.
Cheers
The Fathers of Craggy Island
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Message Number: 3
Date: Mon Mar 23 08:16:40 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Wizardry (#275) and *General (#145)
Subject: Bugs
Right, as you all know, this MOO has the problems of a new MOO, with the player list of 2 already running MOO's. So, there is going to be problems / bugs. If you find a bug, please send it to *bugs so that one of the wizards can sort it out, when they get time.
There's not a lot of point moaning at any wizard specifically, as they will probably be trying to fix another problem, and they'll just get stressed...and that's not nice. Noone should get stressed here.
Wizards are the only people who can subscribe to *bugs, so you don't have to worry about looking a prat for complaining.
Father_Wildcard
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Message Number: 4
Date: Mon Mar 23 16:22:14 1998 PST
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Quickpage
I've added something for those of us lazy asses who can't deal with having to type out the word "page" when we want to bother people from afar. ;)
I've added a "quickpage" verb to Craggy Islander (#374), which all of us are descendants of. You can now use a single quote (') immediately followed by a player's name to page another player. (For those of you who are fixated on typing out long-named verbs for this sort of thing, you can also use the verb's alias of "quickpage".)
Type `help #374:quickpage' for all the juicy details. Then bugger off.
Father_Spam(R)
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Message Number: 5
Date: Tue Mar 24 00:52:58 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject:
And here it is....one more time just for the truly stupid who didn't get it in the first place.....
THIS IS A NEW MOO.... IT IS NOT JUST NECROMOO RENAMED!!!!!
So, PLEASE understand that there will be problems, and we will fix 'em as soon as we can. OKAY?????
Thank you.
Father_Wildcard
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Message Number: 6
Date: Tue Mar 24 05:06:36 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Feck
There is a new mailing list called 'feck' used like Bah was on NecroMOO.
Wildcard
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Message Number: 7
Date: Tue Mar 24 21:13:47 1998 PST
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *New-Stuff (#328), *General (#145), and *Wizardry (#275)
Subject: *New-Stuff
We now have a new mailing list called *New-Stuff (a.k.a. *New, *NS) where anything that's new can be announced. Feel free (or at least cheap) to @subscribe to it so you can keep up with all the new features, new verbs, new things to do, new ways that the Fathers have screwed up your environment, whatever it may be. :)
Allow me to note that this list is open to all, so if you make something new (or bring something to Craggy Island from elsewhere), let the people know, dammit! :)
Father Spam(R)
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Message Number: 8
Date: Wed Mar 25 07:44:17 1998 PST
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Joke
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carraige in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly
the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,
there were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud
slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and
the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the
Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped
there. The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have
kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried
to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for
it." And the Irishman was thinking: "This is great. The next time
the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise again
and slap that English bastard again."
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Message Number: 9
Date: Wed Mar 25 10:42:24 1998 PST
From: Karma (#1136)
To: *General (#145)
Subject:
heard that one... old!!! old!!!!
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Message Number: 10
Date: Thu Mar 26 07:47:29 1998 PST
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: pool comp
ok the unoficial pool comp is off due to the fact that an official one is being done soon with prises n stuff
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Message Number: 11
Date: Fri Mar 27 05:37:30 1998 PST
From: Beep (#292)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: easter
just thought you might like to know that it's the end of manchester terms today so me and Hunga Bunga are on holiday for 3 weeks.
So we won't be about much/at all.
I can still read me email so mail me at rfp@cs.man.ac.uk.
Beep
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Message Number: 12
Date: Tue Mar 31 00:09:56 1998 PST
From: Si (#377)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Pool, oh i'm so good ....;)
check table
The game is 9 Ball
BALL LOCATION SHOT NEEDED
------------------------------------------------------------------ -
01 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
02 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
03 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
04 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
05 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
06 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
07 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
08 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
09 Middle - Clear shot Straight shot
------------------------------------------------------------------ -
break table
You sink the 09 on the break!
Si - Class...
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Message Number: 13
Date: Fri Apr 3 00:28:50 1998 PST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: See ya
Right, it's easter time again. So, I won't be on at all until the 20th of April. Yay! loads of beer over the holidays.
"Right, gotta split.
See ya.
Wildcard
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Message Number: 14
Date: Tue Apr 7 01:37:04 1998 PDT
From: Gandalf (#1255)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: DiscMOO restated
DiscMOO has been restarted on a new server witha clean database, if any of
the old characters want any particular stuff back then pplease mail me, and
I will help you reclaim it. You also need to recreate your char. The new
address fro DiscMOO is :
MORRISS.gRID9.NET 8080
Hope to see you there
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Message Number: 15
Date: Tue Apr 7 03:53:24 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Amiga MOO
Greetings, this is a request from one Amiga fan to any others.
Does anyone know if there is an Amiga MOO server capable of handling a Lambda database? I only have 2 Meg chip and 4 Meg Fast RAM, so it would need to be a fast optimised server.
Any ideas? @send Wildcard
Thanks.
Wildcard
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Message Number: 16
Date: Wed Apr 8 01:02:06 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: amigamoo
i do remember an aminga moo server a while ago, but it was based around 1.7.0 (iirc) and was very slow.
also, as a general rulse, you need at least 16 meg to even think about running a moo ;)
for example, this machine has 48 meg and runs quite nicely :)
jack
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Message Number: 17
Date: Wed Apr 8 01:04:38 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: moo survey
anyone interested in doing a little moo survey and has a few minutes to spare might want to do this :
hello!
I am a resaercher at a University and I am currently putting together a
study about MUDs. Right now I am trying to run a pilot demographic survey
located at the following address on the web:
http://www-scf.usc.edu/~shklovsk/survey.html
go on, give it a go :)
jack
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Message Number: 18
Date: Wed Apr 8 07:16:24 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Core-mods (#102) and *General (#145)
Subject: @lastlog
I have modified @lastlog so that if you use 'nospam' as the dobjstr you get totals of players, rather than the spammy pages you normally get. Otherwize, the verb runs as it normally would.
Wildcard
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Message Number: 19
Date: Sun Apr 12 11:38:41 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Amigas
How did I guesss it'd be wildey boty asking about amiga software???????
*grin*....
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Message Number: 20
Date: Mon Apr 20 00:39:46 1998 PDT
From: Si (#377)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: FREAK!
FREAK!
Si - Back on the pills
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Message Number: 21
Date: Mon Apr 20 00:49:52 1998 PDT
From: Si (#377)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: ARGH!
ARGH PROJECTS!
ARGH INCOMPETENT PEOPLE!
ARGH VODKA!
ARGH WOMEN!
ARGH!
Si - Trying out the strongest medication known to man.
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Message Number: 22
Date: Mon Apr 20 01:49:55 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: RANTATHON>
aaarrrgghh I have HAD it with Briockenhurst college and Derek Raddona nd his (alledgdly) superior knowledge when it comes to computers. The idea of having a compyuter network is a good one, It should run at a speed acceptable to your average user and not take 10 minutes (yes you read that right) to loadf up. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Claudette (off to Delete several files on her account so Windoze may ionly take 5 mins to load.)
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Message Number: 23
Date: Mon Apr 20 04:31:34 1998 PDT
From: Em (#458)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: My So-called life
ok, I'm going to go away from Craggy for a while.
It might be just for a week, or maybe longer im not sure, but i need to get away so if anyoine needs me (which i doubt) i will be on parkmoo or tritons moo.
see you soon maybe,
Em
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Message Number: 24
Date: Wed Apr 22 01:30:11 1998 PDT
From: Si (#377)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Top ten oxymorons
Top Ten Favorite Oxymorons (e.g. Military Intelligence)
Rap Music
hotlist Pauly Shore comedy
Microsoft Works
Always Never
safe sex.
a clean denny's
Friendly Fire
Virtually spotless
Progressive Conservative
Business sense
Well saw this on another moo, well i thought it was funny anyway..:)
Si
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Message Number: 25
Date: Wed Apr 22 01:36:53 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: My friend the Mole
okay excuse the typing, my nortepad has gone missing from my account. bah! derek raddon th to the depths of hell.
okay Moleys coloum yesterday.
The word Microsoft appears more times on the net than God or sex. His reaction?
sad to know that there are more Microsoft fans out there than Wankers.
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Message Number: 26
Date: Wed Apr 22 01:53:21 1998 PDT
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: re: My friend the Mole
yes but how many of the sites where slagging of mircosoft, or made by microsoft.
There can't be that many devil(bill gates) worshipers out there
fighter-mage
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Message Number: 27
Date: Wed Apr 22 06:35:17 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: home
Hi all i am looking for a home for my moo SHEEP DONT MOO, anyone who can supply space is garenteed \ wiz bit, plus loads of thanks, so if you know of anywere please let me know
tarot - the guy looking for a new home
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Message Number: 28
Date: Wed Apr 22 06:46:39 1998 PDT
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: Tarot (#99) and *General (#145)
Subject: Re: home
> Hi all i am looking for a home for my moo SHEEP DONT MOO, anyone
> who can supply space is garenteed \ wiz bit, plus loads of thanks,
> so if you know of anywere please let me know
I do know of a site that sells space specifically for MOOs. Visit their home page at http://www.bizzie.com/ for more information.
Spam(R)
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Message Number: 29
Date: Wed Apr 22 06:50:15 1998 PDT
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: Tarot (#99) and *General (#145)
Subject: Re: home
> I do know of a site that sells space specifically for MOOs. Visit
> their home page at http://www.bizzie.com/ for more information.
I should mention that swatcat did business with Bizzie.Com a short while ago, and she found that they were having quite a bit of problems keeping their server up, so she ended up moving her MOO to a different site. Those problems may very well have been worked out by now, but it would definitely be advised that you ask them about that type of thing before starting to do business with them.
Father_Spam(R)
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Message Number: 30
Date: Thu Apr 23 07:08:52 1998 PDT
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Thanks where thanks is due
Before any of you continue thinking that we don't appreciate what she does around here, I'd like to give a big, warm, fuzzy THANK YOU to Claudette for being such a helpful and supportive person around here.
Earlier this morning, the player we knowmost recently as Dave figured out a way to log in and screw with a bunch of players (including mine). Claudette stepped in to stop the shit he was pulling before things got any worse, and if it wasn't for her, there's no telling what that moron would have gone on to do. Needless to say, that fecker had better be afraid of seeing me around.
Thanks, Claudette, you are an asset to this place. When I'm in Britain this fall, I'll get together with ya at some point to treat you to the biggest, yummiest sundae you've ever had. :)
Father_Spam(R)
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Message Number: 31
Date: Thu Apr 23 07:10:02 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: sundaes
oi!
WHERE'S MINE???????
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Message Number: 32
Date: Thu Apr 23 07:11:05 1998 PDT
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: Father_Jack (#2) and *General (#145)
Subject: Re: sundaes
> oi!
> WHERE'S MINE???????
Simmer down, big boy, yer gettin' a lot more than a sundae from me. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Fecker_Spam(R)
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Message Number: 33
Date: Thu Apr 23 07:14:41 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: [Father_Jack (#2): Re: sundaes]
Date: Thu Apr 23 15:12:40 1998 BST
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
Subject: Re: sundaes
> Simmer down, big boy, yer gettin' a lot more than a sundae from
does that really say big boy or is that my imagination?
if it does, i am now very very scared. ;)
jack
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Message Number: 34
Date: Fri Apr 24 07:13:46 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: craggy
i am the only person on, have you any idea how GOOd this feels?
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Message Number: 35
Date: Sat Apr 25 01:49:24 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Spooky
unfortunatly i have NO proof of this but trust me it did happen.
i logged on at 19 10 ish on saturday (now) having just woken up, did and @who and it said that squizzy was on and was idling 0 secs, jack was also on idle for 9 minutes. now I do an @who and it seems that swatcat and jack are bthe only two on. what is this a conspiricy to make me think people I like are on?
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Message Number: 36
Date: Mon Apr 27 00:43:59 1998 PDT
From: Si (#377)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Simons top tips to become a showbiz success!
Well, if nowadays like most youngsters you wanna start your own band, i have been studying most bands and how they've formed, and come up with some tips.
Well, the main tip is to get a female singer, this is a hard process through which you must make sure your final selection has the following talents
1) Cannot sing in any form or way drunk Or sober
2) Cannot play any instrument in any way in any position in any form or state of mind
3) The lead female singer must also look like she's had a truck wheelspin on her face
Hmm, but it seems to be like i've just describe catatonia....oh dear
Si - Still on IT
Firstly, you MUST havea
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Message Number: 37
Date: Mon Apr 27 01:08:26 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Si's last post.
NOW you've gone too far. A jokes a joke. But do NOT be slagging off the 2nd greatest band from Wales. (1st = The Manics).
Anyone who doesn't appreciate the music of Catatonia must die!
And as for your rules? OKay. Here we go:
Cannot sing in any form or way drunk Or sober?
Well, now. If you can sing better, YOU get the #1 album and loadsa money for doing it!
Cannot play any instrument in any way in any position in any form or state of mind?
Not EVERYONE who sings in a band plays an instrument. HelloooOoO? Sanity check! Admitally, some great bands have the lead vocalist playing the Guitar (Metallica, Nirvana etc) but in OTHER great bands, the vocalist just SINGS! (Pearl Jam, REM, etc). That'll be why they're called VOCALISTS!!!!
The lead female singer must also look like she's had a truck wheelspin on her face
Admitally, Cerys Matthews is not exactly an oil painting. More like an oil SLICK. However, coming from someone who REFUSED to have his picture taken, that's a bit much ;) In fact, from the photos I have seen of you, you aint no stunner yerself ;)
Rant Over.
Wildcard
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Message Number: 38
Date: Mon Apr 27 01:14:09 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *General (#145)
Subject:
hehe.. who got out of bed the wrong side this morning then? ;)))))
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Message Number: 39
Date: Mon Apr 27 01:14:50 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Jack.
That'll be me then ;) Well, sometimes it's good to rip someones head off for no apparent reason ;)
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Message Number: 40
Date: Thu Apr 30 03:12:07 1998 PDT
From: Em (#458)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: impressed am I
i would just like to say WOW to Wildcard, Sharrow, Garfield, Bulk, Sorceress, Halbarad, and other people like depressingly pretty sisters of certaimn people *Em grones at Sharrows sister*
you know what i'm talking about....and WELL DONE!! you are all amazing.
Em
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Message Number: 41
Date: Thu Apr 30 07:47:40 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: hmm
acuually em i don't know what you are on about.
tarot - hmm
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Message Number: 42
Date: Thu Apr 30 20:19:05 1998 PDT
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Card Guppies winners for April 1998
It's time to hand out quota for the top five non-fatherly players in last month's Card Guppies battle! Here are the results...
Player Prize Score
-----------------------------------------------
Father_Spam(R) herf $ 594,000,000
Si 10K $ 580,500,000
Popeye 8K $ 562,107,150
Triton 6K $ 430,061,952
Dea 4K $ 265,000,000
Argon 2K $ 213,043,328
Good luck to all of you freaks in the May round!
Father_Spam(R)
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Message Number: 43
Date: Fri May 1 00:57:57 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: @poll
Sorry, what can I say? I should have realised....anyway, @polls was a bit screwed....so, some of the votes (i.e. The first 2) are slightly out.......but never fear. I think it's all fixed now ;)
Apologises Senior...
Wildcard
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Message Number: 44
Date: Sat May 2 16:16:51 1998 PDT
From: Dan (#376)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Here it is an public appolige
I appoligise for for changing my chars password when logged in as a wiz.
But
Dan grin evilly
This is what message 30 on *gen should have been.
>Earlier this morning, the player we know most recently as Dave figured out a
> way to log in ("co h") and screw with his players. Claudette didn't
> stepped in to stop the shit and she Si and Dribble carried it on. Father_Jack
> stepped in before things got any worse, and if it wasn't for him, there's no
> telling what that those morons would have got on to. Needless to say, that
> those feckers have better be afraid of seeing me around.
>
>Thanks, Jack, you are an asset to this place. When I'm in Britain this
> fall, I'll get together with ya at some point to treat you to the biggest,
> yummiest sundae you've ever had. :)
>
>Father_Spam(R)
>--------------------------
Dan
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Message Number: 45
Date: Mon May 4 00:04:51 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: "bah
bah having to wake up eary and go to work., anyway see ya tomrorow peeps
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Message Number: 46
Date: Tue May 5 00:22:27 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *General (#145)
Subject:
BIG BRAS!
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Message Number: 47
Date: Tue May 5 07:55:42 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: POOL COMP
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Message Number: 48
Date: Tue May 5 07:55:58 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: POOL COMP
Is the pool comp ever going to take place
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Message Number: 49
Date: Wed May 6 03:58:09 1998 PDT
From: em (#458)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: "YES!!!!!
Claudette (Tickle me Elmo) says to you, "i do like Catatonia as well you know"
she FINALLY admitted it! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!!!!!!!!
bwahahahaaa!
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Message Number: 50
Date: Fri May 8 00:39:29 1998 PDT
From: Si (#377)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: WTF?
[+][public] Si has connected.
< Connected: Si, total: 1 >
@who
Player name Connected Idle time Location
----------- --------- --------- --------
Si (#377) 6 seconds 0 seconds Hell
What the hell is going on?
Si
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Message Number: 51
Date: Fri May 8 05:11:35 1998 PDT
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: idle list
as well as @ta the top addicts list we should have a top idler's list that counts how long someone has idled for, lieke the @ta list.
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Message Number: 52
Date: Fri May 8 05:28:47 1998 PDT
From: Father_Slacker (#1)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: POOL COMPETITION
Right, all you hustlers out there I am pleased to announce the first Craggy Island pool competition.
As most of you probably know there is a lovely pool table in the sports centre so we are about to put it to good use.
there will be prizes for the winners and runners up.....quota + some other more interesting stuff.
If you want to be in the competition post your entry to *pool and you will be included in the first round draw. The draw will be announced sometime in the next few weeks, so you all have lots of time to get you entries in.
So tell all your friends and get them in it too. As I said the pool table is in the sports centre if you want to get some practace in.
good luck
The Fathers of the Island
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Message Number: 53
Date: Tue May 12 03:45:39 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Hmmmmm. What's going on 'ere then?
Player name Connected Idle time Location
----------- --------- --------- --------
Father_Wildcard (#3) 2 hours 0 seconds Wildcards Pad
Father_Slacker (#1) 16 hours 2 minutes Slacker's Slump
Father_Jack (#2) 4 days 26 minutes Jack's Cell
Total: 3 players, 2 of whom have embezzling lately.
Where'd everyone go?
ParkMOO has about 20 people connected! Something's wrong. Bah!
Wildcard
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Message Number: 54
Date: Tue May 12 06:47:34 1998 PDT
From: Dan (#376)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: PLayers Park
Yeah, but it's 23 now.
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Message Number: 55
Date: Tue May 12 08:24:14 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: ICQ
If anyones interested, and you should all be 'cos it's cool, my ICQ number, which I've just got is:
12420778
See ya online.
Wildcard
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Message Number: 56
Date: Wed May 13 05:46:56 1998 PDT
From: J (#316)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: The Return Of J, And The Task Ahead
I go away for a bit, when I come back, the buggers hae changed it all...
Oh Well...
The reason I'm back now, Is that I have legitimit reasons for being
Here. I am writing some content for Net-Info.org , The new Internet
reasorce and guide. The general topic of what I am writing is
Society On The Net. This includes Moos, so I could do with some help.
If you want to contact me use 97298284@brookes.ac.uk , Anecdotes,
Silly Stories and Long Tales might be usefull. Ta...
- J
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Message Number: 57
Date: Thu May 14 04:04:12 1998 PDT
From: Beep (#292)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Hols and stuff
All my labs are just about done so I'll be around alot less from now on.
I will still be popping in occationly right though the summer, but if you want/need to contact me the best way is by email. my address is:
pickerr6@cs.man.ac.uk
Okay I'll see you all around I guess.
Loads of love to every one.
Beep
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Message Number: 58
Date: Thu May 14 04:48:05 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: My Homepage
In case anyone is slightly interested, my new homepage went online today. The address is:
http://www.feck.ml.org/wildcard/
So, go and check it out!
Wildcard
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Message Number: 59
Date: Fri May 15 00:58:42 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Yay! Mooicide!
Ok, I've finally decided to open my moo, even tho it isn't ready....:P
But come online, walk around, dig rooms and stuff...just general mucking about!
So, you can connect thru the multimoo, thru the bm port, or connect from necro.mcc.ac.uk 9999
Either grab me or wildcard on either moos, or moomail us, and we'll get you a character ASAP!
Si
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Message Number: 60
Date: Fri May 15 01:33:46 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *General (#145)
Subject:
for those of you that want to know, the 1996 NecroMOO Bash gallery, mug shots and embarassing photos are back on the net again! yay!
they're accessible via fecknet on http://www.feck.ml.org!
if there's any interesting piccies of people you'd like to see linked to the forthcoming fecknet members mugshot pages, let me know!
jack
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Message Number: 61
Date: Fri May 15 05:18:06 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Frank Sinatra
fri frank Sinatra has diese died, I hereby call an official hour of mourning for the man who gave us the greatest d song for getting drunk too, new york new york.
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Message Number: 62
Date: Fri May 15 07:16:34 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Friday 3:15
GO AWAY, MY JELLY BABIES. LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!
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Date: Tue May 19 02:00:11 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Helpers
Right, this is a reminder about the HELPERS. I know that with some things, wizard help is required. But, PLEASE. If it's a basic problem, e.g. Easy Code, Props, Messages etc etc, use the helpers!
You can see which helpers are connected by typing '@helpers' and, if you want to ask for help, PLEASE use 'page help
Anyone can become a helper, just type '@join-help' to join, and if you wanna leave again, '@join-help' will make you leave too ;)
So, please use this facility, it makes our lives easier ;)
The Fathers
Date: Thu May 21 06:52:45 1998 PDT
From: Superpie (#371)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Me going
Right it is now the time of the year when i leave, i may moo on my exam days but theat is pretty unlikely, um thats it, if i pass my exams i may speak to you in september as a university student otherwise (if i fail) i doubt u will hear from me again) any way hopefully for three months i say goodbye i`m sure the Moo will be much more enjoyable with out me! ha ha (crap)anyway seeya peeps
THE STUPID (capslock abuser) ANNOYING ONE Superpie
I am no-longer a Brocker arggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh
Date: Thu May 21 06:54:41 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Brock
pretty much the same for me....
Date: Thu May 21 16:27:59 1998 PDT
From: Dan (#376)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: 85 rules and instructions on being a man!
1.Don't call. EVER.
2.If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3.Lie.
4.Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "Spike"
5.If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them/already gave it to them.
6.Play with yourself as often as possible. Tell everyone about it.
7.Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a grunt will do.
8.Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault.
9.Lie.
10.Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths.
11.Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help...don't ask. People will think you have no penis.
12.Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
13.If, GOD FORBID, you have to talk to a girl on the phone, use only monosyllabic words and noises. Bodily noises are permissible.
14.TWO WORDS: Hack and spit. (Big loogies means a big penis)
15.Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name in urine.
16.One sure way to make a girl like you is to go after her best friend. She will then see what she's missing and love you for not giving up on her.
17.Tell her you will call. Then, refer back to rule #1.
18.Don't wear matching clothes. People will think your girlfriend picked it out, and it will cramp your style on picking up chicks.
19.Lie.
20.Deny everything. Everything.
21.If you like a girl, tell all your female friends about her. Especially female friends you suspect may have a crush on you. (Probably all of them...you're a man remember?) They really want to know.
22.Don't have a clue.
23.If you get a clue, pretend you didn't and disregard it.
24.No means yes.
25.Yes means no.
26.If you don't get sex whenever you want, your balls will shrivel. You may get sick or even die. This is one of the most important rules.
27.If anyone asks, you have had sex in all possible positions and locations.
28.Much like an orgasm signifies the end of a sexual peak, sex often signifies the end of a relationship.
29.Feelings? What feelings?
30.Life is one big competition. If someone is better than you at something, either pretend it's not true or kick their ass.
31.Lie I tell you!!
32.DO NOT make decisions about relationships. If you are backed into a corner and must make a decision, stall. If you still must come up with an answer, leave yourself a loophole for escape. Example:
Q: "Honey, will you take me out for a romantic dinner?"
A: "Yes, if you can guess how many sperm I produce each day."
33.Every sentence that anyone says can be twisted to have sexual meaning. Twist.
34.At any given opportunity, point out how things look like various genitalia. (If, by chance, you have Play-Doh, make sure you make a replica of your penis. Exaggerate the dimensions by 25%).
35.Lie.
36."Love" is not in your vocabulary. don't even think about saying it.
37.A general rule: If whatever you're doing does not satisfy you completely in 5 minutes, it's really not worth it.
38.Diss your girlfriend. Beg and plead until you get her back. Diss her again. Repeat cycle.
39.Lie.
40.Apologize whenever it's expected. NEVER mean it.
41.If you hurt someone, pretend you care. Don't.
42.Try to have a good memory, but it's OK if you forget trivial things. You know, like your girlfriend's b-day and eye color.
43.Ignorance solves problems. If you can't see them, they can't see you.
44.It is never your duty to take responsibility for your actions.
45.Create new words and phrases to describe genitalia, sex, semen, etc.
46.Lie.
47.Play with your food only if you are in a public place with people you don't know.
48.Play with your penis only if you are in a public place with people you don't know.
49.If people express extreme disgust at whatever you are doing, DON'T STOP! This is the desired reaction.
50.You are NOT a virgin. Ever. Males are born without virginity.
51.You are male, therefore you are superior.
52.Agenda for a typical evening: Get beer. Drink beer. Play with yourself. Have sex. Drink more beer. Pass out.
53.Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you.
54.Don't ever notice anything.
55.If you're going out with someone but you love someone else, don't say anything. Wait until the girl you are going out with falls in love with YOU, and then tell her.
56.Basic fundamental rule of dating: Quantity, not quality.
57.Basic fundamental rule of sex: Quantity IS quality.
58.Lie.
59.If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, then technically you've done nothing wrong.
60.Crying is not manly. Then again, if you are a man, what do you have to cry about, anyway?
61.If the question begins with "Why", the answer is, "I don't know."
62.Women are your napkins. Use them, and throw them away.
63.Remember, Every virgin girl is saving herself for YOU.
64.Don't ever let anyone say "I told you so." If you hear this phrase and it didn't come out of your mouth, go ballistic.
65.If your woman makes you go shopping with her, drive around until a parking spot right near the door opens up. If this takes hours, so be it. You will have the coveted "door spot" and others will worship your skills.
66.Other peoples' pain is strictly for your amusement. Laugh long, laugh loud, laugh heartily.
67.Lie.
68.If anyone asks you for a favor...make a big deal about how hard it is for you to do it, and then...remind them of this huge favor you've done for them at least every five minutes for the rest of their life.
69.69
70.If you do something really mean to a girl, and she doesn't want to talk to you, pretend nothing happened. If she still doesn't talk to you, casually ask, "Is something wrong?"
71.Three words: Let's be friends. Translation: I never want to speak to you again, but it's bad for my nice-guy image if your mad at me, so I'll pretend I want to be your friend.
72.Lie.
73.If you're on a date, and there is a lull in the conversation, tell the girl how many different dorms you've been laid in.
74.Here's a good trick. Tell a girl that you're going to leave for a few minutes and when you come back, you want her naked, sprawled on the bed. Leave, and go into her dad's room and tell him he should go check on his daughter. Then drive like hell. (True story.)
75.If a girl breaks up with you because you're in love with someone else, she has no right to be upset. Because, you know, SHE's the one who wanted to end the relationship.
76.The best sex position is you, lying face up... and twenty girls on top.
77.Default facial expression: Blank stare.
78.Spend your spare time thinking of excuses and shove them up your butt. Then, whenever you need a good excuse, you can pull it out of your ass.
79.If you are asked to do something you REALLY DON'T want to do, first try your manly best to get out of it. If that doesn't work, go ahead and do what you were asked to do, but complain that you don't know how to do it and continuously ask questions on how to do each little part. If no one rushes in to do it for you YET, finish the job in the most half-assed way you possibly can and then say, "SEE?? I TOLD you I couldn't do it." Eventually, people will stop asking you to do things.
80.Do not listen to "pussy music" such as Erasure, Color Me Badd, or Oldies.
81.Beer. Then more beer.
82.One word: FOOTBALL!
83.Real men beat up others who are inferior. I mean, we don't want the inferior of the species to get to reproduce ever, do we???
84.Discuss your pecs at every opportunity
85.LIE.
Don't you just love spam?
Dan.
Date: Thu May 21 16:30:12 1998 PDT
From: Dan (#376)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: The pussy and the bitch.
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says, "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn't understand. She asks him what are they. He says "well, pussy and bitch." She says, "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning." Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says, "OK," and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle is pussy."
OK, dad, so what's a bitch?"
Son," he says, "everything outside that circle."
Dan.
Date: Fri May 22 01:56:10 1998 PDT
From: Odie (#314)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Goodbye
Well today is my last Mooing day EVER! It has been really nice Mooing here, and i must say my farewells to everybody coz ***sniff*** i might ***sniff*** not *snif* ever see *snif* you all again *sniff snif*
Claudette and EM, Might see ya in September. Good luck everybody with the exams. I hope you all pass, and i hope i pass too *grin*.
ANyway byeeeeeeeeeeeee. Love ya all.
Odie
Date: Fri May 22 08:17:53 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: This is the end, the final showdown, it's the end for you my love.....
Okay, i have been a scum of the earth Brocker for 2 years. But now ha ha I have served my pennance and amk off. I will still be connecting, albiet occasionally. But i shall be back in september (you don't get rid of me that easily) I'm sure I will also rinfg a few of you (you know who you are ;)) Love you all (esp em sharrowe garf and of course wildey)
love Claudette.....
Date: Fri May 22 08:18:58 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: 2nd yea r brockers.
Arse
Nuff said
Si
Date: Sun May 24 15:14:49 1998 PDT
From: Dan (#376)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: I love the player / wizard ratio!
Player name Connected Idle time Location
----------- --------- --------- --------
Dan (#376) 6 seconds 0 seconds Recyclable #247
Father_Spam(R) (#13) an hour an hour Church of Feck
Father_Slacker (#1) 2 days 5 hours Slacker's Slump
Father_Jack (#2) 6 days 8 hours Jack's Cell
SisterMcBeerian (#15) 4 days 4 days Jack's Cell
Total: 5 players, 1 of whom has embezzling lately.
I off now, then a Moo populated by Wizards will remain
Dan
Date: Wed Jun 3 00:57:50 1998 PDT
From: Odo (#1293)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Card Guppies
Hi,
I just wanna say: I HATE CARD GUPPIES! :-)
I get a K and what do I guess, L[ower]. Well, I get an A instead!
Odo
Date: Wed Jun 3 01:31:02 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Jokers!
Well, i'm bored, and have nothing to do, except revise...er...#
So, i made a new mailing list for jokes and such, to cheer people up, i think.
Well, that's all folks
Si
Date: Wed Jun 3 04:45:55 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: "WHOOPS!
Forgot to tell you what the number wa s for the jokes mailing list, it's #462
Si
Date: Wed Jun 10 20:45:32 1998 PDT
From: Father_Spam(R) (#13)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: WorldMOO
As many people have already noticed, WorldMOO is back online after an extended break for maintenance to the server and the MOO. The wizard staff invites you to rejoin the crowd there, or to pay a visit if you're one of the few who haven't done so yet. :)
The address is unchanged: world.bc.ca 1234 (or 192.139.196.23 1234)
Date: Sun Jun 14 16:01:28 1998 PDT
From: Fate (#1255)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Irc Servers
Whilst poking around IRC I stumbled arcross a server that is going
August, AceStar, the starnge thing is that its on ml.org, is this server related to here, and the server Craggy is on, ml.org ?
yours (confused) Fate
Date: Sun Jun 14 17:51:14 1998 PDT
From: Spencer (#1198)
To: Fate (#1255) and *General (#145)
Subject: Re: Irc Servers
I believe that "ml.org" is a domain name owned my Monolith (www.ml.org); they offer
So, no (though I'm not totally sure); Craggy isn't on the same server as the IRC -- seeing IRC is $evil.
Canadianly Yours, eh?
Spencer Canuck
Date: Mon Jun 15 00:11:39 1998 PDT
From: Father_Jack (#2)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Irc Servers
we use ml.org as a domain redirector to our own machine in manchester, england - there's about 30,000 ml.org servers all round the world.
jack
Date: Mon Jun 15 04:09:33 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: [Father_Wildcard (#3): Homepage]
Date: Mon Jun 15 12:08:46 1998 BST
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Babble (#945)
Subject: Homepage
Just a short advert for my homepage. Check it out....'specially the stuff about my ameatur films.
http://www.feck.ml.org/wildcard/
And remember to sign the guestbook ;)
Wildcard
Date: Thu Jun 18 10:21:49 1998 PDT
From: Father_Slacker (#1)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: ME!!!!
Hmmm, some MOOMail from Tarot has just reminded me that I won't be here much after the summer.
I finish my degree in september and leave university, so I won't be around. Fear ye not though...I won't be leaving.....I'll still pop by every now and again to check on things and maybe even do the odd thing every now and again :)
Just wanted to say fairwell to the people who leave over the summer....Met some fine people on this moo...and some not so fine ones.....Yay Wiwo ;)
As I said I'll still be checking in, so you'll be able to MOOmail me still, you just won't have the fine pleasure of my wonderful conversation....You poor poor people ;)
So, hope you all have a great time.....don't miss me too much....Though those who are still here over the summer still have to put up with me for 3 months,bwahahaha...yay father jack :)
Right, back to idling.....ZzzzzzZZzzzzz........
Slacky
Date: Fri Jun 19 01:48:37 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Well, that's all folks.
Well, you all know that the summer holidays are almost upon us....shame innit? So, I'd like to take this moment to say...what was it? Hmmm. I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on. Oh yeah.
Thanks to everyone who has connected to this MOO over the months it's been online ;)
There has been some really nice, generous and friendly people on here....and Slacker was here too :)
Anyway, those people who aren't coming back after the Summer. Those of you I haven't spoken to, I'll miss not talking to you almost as much as I'll miss the people I did talk to. I think. I am of course ignoring Si in this equation.
So, if yer coming back in September, see ya then. If not, have a good one.
Wildcard -
Date: Fri Jun 19 05:31:47 1998 PDT
From: Holy_Cow! (#1132)
To: *General (#145) and *jokes (#462)
Subject:
Calling all scientists/researchers/technologists/students with a sense of humoutr. The ANARC-I Labs cartoon strip site needs your comments. http://www.driftnet.com/anarci/
Date: Mon Jun 22 05:35:28 1998 PDT
From: Garfield (#119)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Hello and goodbye!
I have one or two things to say:
1. You are all bastards for stopping me doing my work!!!
2. I love you all because you stopped me doing my work!!!
3. It no longer matters that you stopped me because against all odds - I passed my HND!!!
I think that's about it. Good luck to you all in whatever you do next year and beyond!
Andy. (An ex-Garf.)
Date: Wed Jun 24 07:29:39 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: since there is no mail on here for ages
i thought i would post this, cos i am board. well wild had a great 21st bday the other night,
that party was great and i drank far too much.
garf Espechially seemed to have a good night, well he was wlaking around with a grin on his face all night
tarot - bored guy
Date: Thu Jun 25 05:10:54 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Summer
Well, I won't be on until September, and even then it might not be possible, so I just want to say Bye to everyone on ehere. Have a good one.
BAH having to type carefully because this is MS Smeeggin Telnet!
GHafjdklifjiowdfiowefjew - - - Halbarad.
Date: Sun Jul 5 07:56:17 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: the llandrillo lot
anyone who wants to get a messsage to any of the llandrillo, lot over the summer, mail me and i will passs your messages on
as i am the only one who will be connecting regully over the summer
the following can be contacted throught me
wildcard
garfield
halbarad
Sharrow
dee-kay
slaine
Sorceress
tarot
ok peeps see ya
tarot - yay mooing from home
Date: Wed Jul 15 07:56:45 1998 PDT
From: Fate (#1255)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: RingMOO
This is a quick advert for RingMOO, run by Pieter-Bas (Wizard on ParkMOO incase you did not know ;) )
RingMOO is another British MOO, being hosted on a fast London network. It is based around the works of J.R.R Tolkien
The address is: morriss.grid9.net 8666 (Not related to my Moo - DiscMOO except I host the MOO)
Fate
Date: Sat Jul 18 09:12:42 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Boo!
Well, you thought you had seen the last of me until Sept....TOUGH :)
Just a short note to say that I am here for a week....on and off.
Here's a message from some one you know....Say hello Claudette:
hi uhn well i have no idea what to say so I'll hand you back now
See ya soon
Wildcard & Claudette
Date: Sat Aug 15 09:42:10 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: "ARSE!"
ARSE!
Si
Date: Thu Aug 20 13:01:36 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: am passing also
yeah yeah yeah...but I passed with more style maaaaaaaan.... ;)
and I'm in uni!!!! yay!!!!!!
claudey (too happy to type badly)
Date: Fri Aug 21 04:10:35 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: @a levels
Congrats on passing your a-levels em and claudette
glad to here you did so well
tarot
Date: Fri Aug 21 16:26:46 1998 PDT
From: Superpie (#371)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Ha Ha
I passed all my A-levels (just by the skin pof my teeth)
but....... my uni told me to piss off cos my grades were piss poor!
um.. i`m doing a shoddier course now! Horay for generally f**king it up bigtime!!!!!
HOZAHH!! oh yeah wel done other people (green )
*to himself* Shody!
Date: Tue Aug 25 14:02:51 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Not A good idea
that is what I did today... breaking out into song in the local postoffice (because I had been bullied into d sending wildcardf a letter...)
especially when the shop is filled with geriatrics and you start with ' iiiii am the mooooob'
expect to see me in a padded cell fairly soon.
Date: Wed Sep 9 06:22:02 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: WHY GOD WHY
oh my god why did i do it. last night in a drunken state i installed win 98, and imedatly regreted it. trust me peeps avoid it like the plage
Date: Thu Sep 10 13:26:31 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Tarot...
installing win 98, why did Tarot do it?????
My answer.... because he's an idiot..
Claudey.. overdosing on quotes from 'heathers@@'.......
Date: Wed Sep 16 01:26:02 1998 PDT
From: Tarot (#99)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: win98
well iwin 98 is back gone now yay never thought i would be glad to be using win 95 again
Date: Mon Sep 21 02:26:42 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: WARNING
Yep, I',m back on a shitty telnet client...but I'm still back. Abandon hope all ye who connectr to this MOO!
Fecking Micro$loth telnert...I mean telnet. CODE THE DELETE KEY YOU TWATS!!!!
Wildcard
Date: Mon Sep 21 04:00:27 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: I'm Back (I shhitoewhjiofweiowe think.)
First: BAH MISCROSOFT GTELNET!
Second:
I am back.
YAY!
Date: Wed Sep 23 12:53:40 1998 PDT
From: Superpie (#371)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: HA HA!
I`m back and this time at Uni ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
um... thats about it really, oh yeah BROCKERS SUCK! i`d never go there!
i sit on high in my Eaqst Midlands Wonderlansd (spelling[3~)
Date: Wed Sep 23 14:12:17 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Boredom and the Manics...
bah! Pre uni boredom..... only 3 days to go until I can escape my parents...
and as for the Manics... why is every su single programme on them completly taken up with Ricjhey Edwards, yeah he pissed off and left them.... but they've donwe stuff since..... GRRRRRRRRR. And three )there) I was expecting summat different....
Date: Sat Sep 26 11:03:03 1998 PDT
From: J (#316)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Returns (Fines payable)
Hi Everyone who can rember me.
I am of course back, but you should have relised that from me
posting this message.
If you didnt, please report to sector 7 for your IQ pills.
- J
Date: Mon Sep 28 08:44:31 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: New Homepage
In case anyone is interested in the slightest, the new 8 Ball Productions homepage went up today.
As you might know, 8 Ball Films is a company ran by myself and Sharrow, so we would appreciate anyone going to see it and send mail and stuff.
Seriously though, go forth and look, and then tell us what you think.
http://www.feck.ml.org/wildcard/8ball/index.html
Wildcard
Date: Tue Sep 29 04:29:10 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Chuckie Egg
Does anyone know if Chuckie Egg was available on disk for the Commodore 64? A
Date: Tue Sep 29 04:29:35 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Damn
That last mail was supposed to go to *babble. Sorry
Date: Tue Oct 6 02:41:50 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Bah
bah! fecking stupid shoddy arsing fire alarms that go off at 3 30 in the morning so you have to stand outside for hours in the rain while everyone steals your cigarretes waiting for the firemen to come (oh and I had eggs hurled at me by the bastards in the halls opposite)
GRRRRRRR
Laura (not happy)
Date: Tue Oct 6 02:43:26 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Widescreen a life less ordinary
I've seen it... In a record shop that sells videos in bath. (and I won't mention the name)
Date: Tue Oct 6 03:16:31 1998 PDT
From: Si (#665)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Yay eggs!
Yay eggs!
If i were them, i'd have used watermelons...;)
Si
Date: Tue Oct 6 04:40:51 1998 PDT
From: Em (#458)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: MY ADDRESS
ok my adress is a s follows
Emma Marsh
Bath Spa University College
j1.3 Hiscocks
Newton Park
Newton St.Loe
Bath
BA2 9BN
Date: Wed Oct 7 08:43:00 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *Wizardry (#275), Si (#665), and *General (#145)
Subject: Edited @nn
Hi there,
Before the Summer, Si came up with a fruity little idea which I have now implemented. If there is no news, @nn will give you hints on what other mailing lists there are. etc
Wizards: The property of hints is #3.news_hints. It's a list, so feel free to add some if you think of some.
Let me know what you think about this idea.
Wildcard
Date: Thu Oct 8 03:15:55 1998 PDT
From: Em (#458)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: he heh heh
yay having christmas pudding and brandysauce for food last night!!!!!
Date: Thu Oct 8 04:01:34 1998 PDT
From: Em (#458)
To: *General (#145)
Subject:
SENDS ME FOOD PARCELS PLLLEEAAASSSEE!!!!
Date: Thu Oct 8 07:18:24 1998 PDT
From: Claudette (#105)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Food
me food parcels too (and I will share them with em.. i promise ;))
Date: Thu Oct 15 05:36:40 1998 PDT
From: Em (#458)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Fecking Stoopid College
Hi Everyone.....
My college has decided to block out Hotmail from its server so as of tomorrow (16th Oct) I will no longer have access to my hotmail account, so if anyone wants to email me can you please send all email to the fl following addresses....:
SexyFish@itookmyprozac.com
and:
underabridge@yahoo.com
Cheers for listenng
Em
Date: Mon Oct 19 06:45:26 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145), *Core-mods (#102), and *New-Stuff (#328)
Subject: Mailing Lists
Hiya,
Right, I've been busy updating the webbed mailing lists today, and here's the news.
You can read the mailing lists on the web, http://feck.ml.org:9990/
BUT, here's the cool thing. If you give a link (Like the one to craggy MOO above) then on the web, it becomes an embedded link! Yay!
Try it. Make sure that the http:// is either on a separate line, or that the address is one word on it's own. No leading with .....'s
Craig
Date: Tue Oct 20 01:02:43 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145) and *Core-mods (#102)
Subject: Mailing Lists?
Righty ho. As you will have read in a previous message to general, you can now put links in messages to mailing lists, that when viewed on the internet will actually turn into a link.
Now, up till now you've had to put the links on a separate line. Not so any more. As long as the link starts with http:// and is one word on it's own, then it'll work. So, I could put http://www.feck.ml.org/wildcard/8ball/index.html and this would appear as a link in the text.
Cheers.
Wildcard
Date: Tue Oct 20 03:39:36 1998 PDT
From: Father_Wildcard (#3)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Pool Competition
Hi there,
Craggy island is proud to present the CRAGGY ISLAND POOL COMPETITION. And we really mean it this time.
If you'd like to join in the comp, all you have to do is mail your name to *pool and we'll sort out the first round.
Disclaimer: If only a couple of people join, the competition is null and void.
So, what can you expect to gain? You mean the fame and glory isn't enough? Well, okay. We'll be giving out prizes and stuff, quota and other more interesting things.
So, @send *pool now! The competition will start after the half term.
The Fathers
Date: Tue Oct 20 04:30:51 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: Tolkien MOO
If you like Tolkien have a look at RingMOO because it's really cool and follows the books closely.
I can't remember the address, but the MultiMOO code is RI.
Date: Tue Oct 20 06:11:28 1998 PDT
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *General (#145)
Subject:
Date: Tue Oct 20 06:12:21 1998 PDT
From: SQuiZZY (#631)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: New MOO or not new MOO...
Well my last message went well... Here's an equally interesting one!
You may have heard, or not heard, that a new MOO may be bubbling up from
underneath your feet. It's not ready yet, and won't be for a few weeks,
but the web site is now available for public viewing.
Unfortunately the web site is still under construction - but it does give
an insite as to the nature of the new MOO.. check it out at http://www.rdmweb.mcmail.com
Al.
Date: Thu Oct 22 04:29:47 1998 PDT
From: drizzt (#421)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: The truman show
The trueman show is one fo the best films ever. It rules. Long live the truman show
fighter-mage
Date: Fri Oct 23 04:14:33 1998 PDT
From: Halbarad (#60)
To: *General (#145)
Subject: New generic object
I have put a new thing in the museum, which is basically an information device, which you can put information into. I have called it a PalmPilot, since I happen to like these devices, but you can call it what you like.
To get instructions on how to use it, type type help