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The Trivia Quiz


Quiz set by Ian Smith.

  1. What are the names of the three bishops who come to Craggy Island to upgrade the Holy Stone of Clonrichert?
  2. What is the name of Dougal's rabbit?
  3. On what day of the year did the Ice Age end, according to Dougal's diary?
  4. What is the name of the old priest's home to which Father Jack is consigned when he gets the "hairy hands" disease? What is its nickname?
  5. The first version of "My Lovely Horse" is mainly one note repeated over and over again. What is that note?
  6. What key is the second verson of My Lovely Horse in?
  7. Name 4 of the attractions at Funland.
  8. Name three historical accusations that singer Niamh Conley levelled against the Catholic Church during her TV interview?
  9. What is the name of the nun who sells Ted the services of Sister Assumpta when he needs help beating the occupants of rugged Island in a giving things up contest?
  10. Ted meets an author Polly Clarke, at a book signing. She comes to stay at the Parochial House and subsequently becomes a nun. What is the name of her book?
  11. Describe four of Father Larry Duff's cellphone induced accidents.
  12. Name any two members of the St Lukes youth group.
  13. What is the name of the firm of solicitors who are the executors of Father Jack's will.
  14. What is the special phrase Father Jack uses to describe the needy.
  15. What is the name of the most boring priest in the world?
  16. Name the film against which the reluctant priests are obliged to protest.
  17. A bonus point if you can remember what their placards said.
  18. Name three things which happened to Dougal when they went to visit Sister Assumpta.
  19. A bonus point for the colour of his jumper.
  20. What did Jack say when his nap was disturbed by Dougal and Ted moving his chair?
  21. Name the creators of Father Ted.
  22. What did Jack think was behind the door of the Advent Calendar last Christmas?
  23. What, in Dougal's words, was actually behind the door?
  24. What song is on the only record bought to the disco by "The Spinmaster"?
  25. What is Ted's least favourite sandwich filling?
  26. Who is Father Ted's friend in Rome?
  27. What is the name of Father Dougal's counterpart on Rugged Island?
  28. Who answers to the name of "Flipper the Priest"?
  29. What car does Father Hernandez drive when he comes to the island for a game of Cluedo with Ted and Dougal?
  30. Who wins the game of Cluedo?
  31. Who is Ted's worst enemy?
  32. What incident caused Bishop Brennan to hate rabbits?
  33. What is the name of the "dancing priest"?
  34. What causes the avalanche in which Father Larry Duff is buried?
  35. Write down five of Mrs Doyle's guesses at the name of the mysterious priest who attempts to steal Ted's Golden Cleric award.

Answers (no cheating!)