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Sad Bastard Father Ted Anorak Spot-The-Quote Quiz

Quote 1

"I'll stick this effin' pitchfork up yer hole."

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Quote 2

"We don't want a replay of the Sealink incident."

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Quote 3

"You... flip! You flipping flipping flipper! Oooh, it's the knacker's yard for you pal"

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"She's every bit as much a woman as one of the Gladiators, or that woman who runs Pakistan."

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Quote 5

"Ted. I can see up your trousers."

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Quote 6

"We ran the gas off the electricity, and the electricity off the gas, and we saved two hundred pounds."

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