WHAT WOMEN SAY ... and
WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN.

WHAT THEY SAY:                          WHAT THEY MEAN:
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No.                                     Yes.
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Of course I'm not upset                 Of course I'm upset, you moron.
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I might as well tell you Bob and I are  Bob and I are having sex.
seeing each other.
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I feel like I've known you my whole     I'm drunk.
life.
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Will you respect me in the morning ?    You won't tell your friends will you.
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I never do this on my first date.       I always do this on my first date.
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Don't touch me there.                   Touch me there, but I'm going to stop
                                        you the first few times.
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You're ... so manly                     You need a shave and you sweet alot.
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Hello? Oh yes. Didn't we meet at a bar  I've been waiting by the telephone
Wednesday night?                        for three days.
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Let's not talk "commitment" ... Let's   I'm not taking any birth control pills.
just see what happens.
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You're certainly lovely tonight.        Is sex all you ever think about ?
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I can't believe you're here. It must    I've been following you all day.
be fate !!
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I'm very particular about who I have    I draw the line at barnyard animals.
sex with.
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I'm not emotional! And I'm not          I have my period.
overreacting.
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Ok, but I hope you don't be             I'm flat chested.
dissapointed.
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Want to come upstairs for a nightcap?   Want to come upstairs and have sex?
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C'mon...just come upstairs for a drink  Maybe if I can get you more drunk
                                        you'll have sex with me.
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I love a man who takes charge.          You're picking up the check aren't you.
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Be romantic ... turn out the lights     I have flabby thighs.
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Even though we just met, I feel like    I'm drunk.
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