Welcome to the FeckNet JunkMail Archive!

This is an archive of all those useless junk mails and vaguely humourous wastes of time we all get at some point or other via the wonder that is email. So, if you've never actually received one and want to know what you're missing out on, here is the place to be!

To add an item of pointless, irrelevant mail you think might annoy others, please click here.

Coming soon! Indexed searching of the JunkMail Archive!

Following is a list of articles currently contained within our database. To view an item, just click on it!
(Disclaimer: Neither I nor Manchester University take any responsibility whatsoever for the content of the following articles, and if they're not funny it's not my fault!)

A Y2K Solution! Insurance Claim Statements
Two plus Two Jack Schitt
50 ways to scare people in the Lab Butt Kissing
The toughest questions women ask men Lawyers
The Personal Ad Column The Misheard Lyrics Archive
There was a Frenchman, an American, and a Canadian... Microsoft Source Code
Anal Retention Cheap MUD Servers!
Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages A Byte of Humour
Baby Jokes Philosopher's Quest
Baked Beans 100 ways to order a pizza
Operating System Beer Pooh goes apeshit!
Bottom Live The 100-part purity test!
The Erotic Adventures of the Brady Bunch Did they really say that?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Rabbits! Hairy Japanese bastards!
Why Chocolate is better than sex Are Rush breaking up?
Confucius say... The Shit List
Why Cucumbers are better than men The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
Medical Terminology Students Union Rules if the Spods took over
Electioneering Star Trek - The Nude Generation
Fuck You! Stuff
German Humour The World's Thinnest Books List
More German Humour 100 reasons why Kirk is better than Picard
How to tease your girlfriend This is True!
A short glossary of computer terms Unix Funnies
The Rules of Bedroom Golf As much use as...
How to get a hacker to bed 100 uses for John Major
42 ways to get power from hamsters What Women say.. and what they really mean!
The University Hierarchy Zen for Stupid People
The Italian who went to Malta
The Hutton House Murders

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