Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Good question.


Why did the dead baby cross the road ?

It was nailed to the back of the chicken that was crossing the road.


Why did the cannibal cross the road ?

It was trying to eat the dead baby that was nailed to the back of the 
chicken that was crossing the road.


Why did the punk cross the road ?

It was trying to beat up the cannibal that was trying to eat the dead 
baby that was nailed to the back of the chicken that was crossing the road.


Why did the cop cross the road ?

He was trying to arrest the punk who was trying to beat up the cannibal 
who was trying to eat the dead baby that was nailed to the back of the 
chicken that was crossing the road.


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