>> What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?
>> Ripping it off again!
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>> What's pink, red and screams?
>> A peeled baby in a salt cellar.

>What's only two feet tall but can't turn around in a passage way?
>A baby with a javelin through its head.

>What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?
>You can't unload the sand with a pitchfork.

What goes round and round and screams "Waaaaah" a lot?
A baby in a washing machine